Friday, November 20, 2009

Four For Friday

#1 - You just never know when and where you will run into a former A list television actor and producer and now a stumbling C list parody. Anyway, on Wednesday, our actor was in a drug store in Aldergrove, BC looking at herbal supplements. While he was looking a fellow customer grazed our actor with her basket. At that point our actor said, "watch where you are going," and being in Canada hip checked the woman into a neighboring shelf. The actor was in the store looking for a special herb. Why? The herb is the only one our actor trusts for eliminating the odor of booze on his breath. Our actor was also kicked out of a pizza place the night before for being drunk. The only time in the history of the place it had ever kicked out anyone.

#2 & #3 - This female singer has a very unique hair style. She said she came up with the idea on her own. I'm sure she did after the fact. It was necessitated though by the fact she got into a fight with her idiot A list singer/producer boyfriend who took a pair of scissors and cut huge chunks of hair off our female singer's head.

#4 & #5 - So what do you do if you are a brand new C list celebutard who in your mind thinks you are A list? Why you go up to women and start hitting on them and generally making an ass of yourself. This is especially evident when you walk up to a C+/B- list television actress from a hit for this network drama who is already known for not being friendly and who responds to the horrible pick up lines by saying, "Who in the f**k are you? Are you 12?" When the celebutard answered her our actress just laughed and turned away and told our celebutard to find someone else. Our celebutard then walked away with his bodyguard in tow. Yes, he really has a bodyguard and it really is funny.

111 comments:

SkittleKitty said...

#4 - Jon Gosselin?

#1 - Made me think of Ashton, but wtih no mention of Demi/wife, I doubt it is him.

Embo said...

#4 has to be Levi Johnston. He just made a huge ass out of himself at the GQ Man of the Year party the other night, and Tank the Bodyguard was with him.

Anonymous said...

2. Cassie
3. P-Diddy

genesis said...

#5 Shannen Doherty? lol once a bitch, always a bitch

empyrios said...

no idea on the blinds right now, but LOL at the hip check comment ;)

Harriet Hellfire said...

1 - Jeremy Piven!

RocketQueen said...

Oh oh oh I know #1! Michael Moriarity! He lives up here now and has been in a few bar brawls - infamous up here for drinking alone in bars. Google his misadventures to feel really sad about how he's fallen.

#4 - Gosselin is a great guess.

RocketQueen said...

#4 - strike that, I think Levi is a better guess - though both are VERY possible.

lauramart said...

#1 is David Hasselhoff

Nikki said...

1 - no idea

2 & 3 - rihanna/chris brown? like the cassie guess though

4 & 5 - douchebag gossellin? not sure he would even be c list...but this reeks of him

brooklyn040204 said...

#1 has to be the hoff

#2&3 no idea yet

#4 levi johnston

looserdude said...

Levi Johnston actually needs a bodyguard. I'm sure Sarah Palin would like to shoot his balls off.

libby said...

Ooh! I was so excited I finally know one right away. Poor Levi. It's hard to peak at 19.

I was thinking of Danny DeVito for #1, but he also was in movies. He has made an ass of himself, but he doesn't seem like the type to get violent. I don't know.

2 & 3 I would say Rihanna, but she has less hair now than when they dated. I think?

SFG said...

#4 HAS to be Levi. Tank the bodyguard goes with him EVERYWHERE and is even in a commercial with him. AND he looks 12 and is short.

SkittleKitty said...

I think Embo's right--Levi.

Quintessential Southerner said...

brand new would signify levi over the bum gosselin.

Anonymous said...

#2 and 3 are def Cassie/Diddy.

libby said...

Oh! The Hoff! I think you're right, brooklyn.

Lauren said...

LOL @ looserdude!

lauramart said...

The Hoff was in Aldergrove filming some movie with the word Ninja in the title.

On local Vancouver radio at the beginning of the week I heard a lady describing the drinken state Hoff was in when he came into the restaurant she worked at. The DJs were laughing that he got kicked out.

Anonymous said...

1. the Hoff
2. Cassie/Diddy
3. Levi


these were kinda easy today EL ;)

lauramart said...

oops, drunken

selenakyle said...

#1--I hope innocent/shopping girlfriend cold-cocked the muthaf*cka in the f*ckin' BALLS, whoever he is. Dick.

Anonymous said...

Cassie and Diddy for 2 and 3.

Anonymous said...

1.HOFF
2.CASSIE
3.DIDDY
4.????
5.LEVI FOR SURE. I live in Alaska and that kid is a cocky mo'fo. He'll be able to live like a king up here with that playgirl money though. Especially in Wasilla.

These were pretty easy, the only mystery is the girl that Levi hit on.

Quintessential Southerner said...

i have empathy for lindsay lohan and am saddened by her present state, BUT the hoff gets a sliver empathy from me.

Quintessential Southerner said...

...and i'm sure he'll be on 'america's got talent' the next go 'round.

Anonymous said...

#4/5: i bet the C+/B- actress is that chick from Castle. her name escapes me right now....

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selenakyle said...

OK, so it's Dick Day on the CDAN blinds!

#2/#3 dude is a TOOL. someone needs to hack a chunk outta his perfectly-manicured PUBES, since we all know who this is.

Poor little Levi. He's a dick, too, but a somewhat-lovable one in my book. Will let y'all know the final verdict once I get a load of his semi-peen view come December.

Gemini850 said...

number 2&3 is Cassie and Diddy. Half of her head is bald, It looks cute on her though. Diddy is a singer and a producer.

Gemini850 said...

number 4 has to be levi because I don't think any one would mistake Jon as 12 years old. IDK who the actress is.

Anonymous said...

4&5 Levi and Shannen for the actress

mygeorgie said...

@Lauramart: You're right!

Hasselhoff FTW!

He's in Aldergrove right now filming "The Dancing Ninja"

Gotta love Canadians. Even in the middle of nowhere, we will not put up with f*ckery, just 'cause you use that "Do You Know Who I Am?" bull.


http://www.davidhasselhoff.com/profiles/blogs/david-filming-the-dancing

mygeorgie said...

Sorry, The Hoff for #1.

Lauren said...

i say levi for number 4. steve harvey has a radio show and he talked about meeting levi in NYC and how levi had a bodyguard with him

sunnyside1213 said...

1. Hoff
2. Cassie/Diddy
3. Levi

It's nice once in awhile to know who they are for sure.

sunnyside1213 said...

@ anoymous 2:27. Her name is Stana Katic. She is the one Nathan Fillion supposedly worked over verbally because she is such C U Next Tuesday. (I just love that. Who said that this week?)

Pookie said...

1-hoff
2-cassie
3-doody
4-spencer pratt
5-no clue, but go her!

Anonymous said...

huff and puff is hardly a singer. i'm just saying.

LottaColada said...

if anyone has not seen Cassie's interesting haircut...

http://straightfromthea.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/cassie-side.jpg

RocketQueen said...

Damn. Mine COULD HAVE been right ;)

jax said...

oh i think that innocent shopping girl got back at him alright..lol.

i'm guessing it was Kid Carson laughing at the Hoff? lol. i miss all the good stuff now that i'm not up super early.

Anonymous said...

David Hasselhof is filming in Langley, BC as reported in the Aldergrove star.

"Extras are needed for the new David Hasselhoff movie, Dancing Ninja, which is being filmed in Langley."

Anonymous said...

perez just posted something about levi johnson at this party...im gonna go with him and January Jones.

SkittleKitty said...

Yup--agree with 3:30pm Anon: Levi and January.
So I guess Betty Draper isn't much of a stretch for her.

Anonymous said...

4 and 5-Levi and his wee wee guard Tank (snicker snicker)
I am with yall on Hasselhoff.

The other one with the hairdo-not sure.

Anonymous said...

For #5 - "Hit for this network" drama has to be something on NBC. Heroes, maybe? Ali Larter?

.robert said...

Live like a king in Wasilla? How much did playboy pay him? I always thought Alaska was more expensive than the lower 48.

fireflies said...

How was the Hoff ever A List? Even in the Knight Rider days I don't think you could call him an A.

selenakyle said...

OK--two of y'all just cracked me up--

Loserdude "shooting balls off"

and

QS "the bum gosselin"

LOVE IT!!!

BonusP said...

Wholeheartedly agree with RocketQueen that #1 is Michael Moriarty. Looking at his bio is like looking at a trainwreck in slow motion:
"Arrested for assault after slapping his girlfriend/manager Margaret Brychka after a fight in a Vancouver bar. [November 2000]" IMDB.com

dragonlady said...

could no 4 and 5 be levi and hayden pannetierre (or however its spelt) - she has the same kind of look as the palin girl so he might have a type - and she only likes old men (well men double her age - not old but definitely to old for her!) so she would never go for someone around her own age like levi - also she seems to be a big bitch and is one of the most well known characters on heroes.

by the way what about solange knowles for 2 - i dont know if she has a boyfriend or who he is but straight after she shaved her head she kept wearing wigs as though she was embarrassed by the new hair (although i think it looks good shaved - she has the head/face for it) - the only reason i did not say that other p-diddy guess is cos i have never heard of her/seen her (but am googling now!)

Anonymous said...

This is totally irrelevant to the post, but I thought I'd post in the most recent thread about MV. I was contemplating today. Anybody guess Norah Jones?

lauramart said...

BonusP, I understand your argument, but seriously, have you been to Aldergrove? There is no way in h-e-double-hockey-sticks that they would get that many celebrities in a month, regardless of their A-B-Z list ratings.

I stand by the Hoff guess and wish he had said it to me so I could have body checked him back.

TinselSass said...

Hey, fabulous CDaN Community...

It's 4:20pmPDT... someone is in the storytelling process of outing JLo as MV on eonline.com:

http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b154822_jennifer_lopez_really_really_loves_her.html#comments

(The account is very similar to Enty's version so it may be lifted from our Favorite Blogger... alas, thought you might be interested.)

Happy Weekend!

Dianne said...

#1 The Hoff
#4 Levi Johnson

flwrgurl said...

2 & 3= Cassie and Diddy

RocketQueen said...

@lauramart - Michael Moriary lives in Maple Ridge, just a hop and skip from Aldergrove. He's a known stumbling drunk around those parts who frittered his career away due to booze.
HOWEVER, he's not done any producing, to my knowledge, so I think the Hoff was the one that did some hassling here.

Mooshki said...

OT: If you're on facebook, we're having a celebration of Enty's birthday from November 22nd to December 21st (we don't know his birthday, but we know he's a Sagittarius, so we have a month-long celebration). Information about the party has been posted on Enty's facebook page. To add him as a friend, look over on the right side of the blog and there's a picture of Enty having his thanksgiving dinner with the blue facebook logo - just click on that to go to his page. I hope you all will join in the fun!!!

selenakyle said...

@tinselSass------yeah, that's weird. I just saw that.

I don't comment on anything but CDAN, otherwise I'd pop in asking who that is...


Maybe it's Enty not drunk yet on a Friday night? (is it dark in LA yet?)

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jw12 said...

Rocket- That sucks about MM. He is such a great actor.
I am also loving the latest cast of characters on L&O.

pomme said...

1:david hasselof
2&3:cassie&p-diddy
4&5:?

Allison said...

#4 Levi and #5 January Jones


Both were mentioned being at a GQ Men of the Year event this week.

jw12 said...

ok..i joined the fun!!

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shakey said...

1. The first person I thought of was Jason Priestly. He also plays/played hockey. But I can totally see The Hoff thinking when in Canada ... and pretend to be a hockey player.

For 5, I thought maybe Michelle Tractenberg (fits the description), except I don't know if Trauma is a hit. I don't watch it.

Went over to that e! link. I like the one comment it got: "is there a point or end to your story?" BA HAHAHA!

Lioness70 said...

1 - No idea.

2 - Cassie & P. Diddy. They were my first guess.

3 - Levi FTW. From Perez (yeah, I know...): http://perezhilton.com/2009-11-20-ricky-hollywoods-15-minutes-is-almost-up

How hilarious is it that Lindsay Lohan ignored him?

Anonymous said...

That's funny Anon 4:18, I don't know if anybody guessed Norah Jones, but after I saw her on Colbert the other night, I've been thinking it's her and the producer being the late Arif Mardin. She was in the photos the other day. Things don't add up in the MV blind to fit her but this would def rock the music industry with the amount of albums she sold.

Anonymous said...

Um...I must have been asleep when Sean Puff P. Diddy Daddy embarked on a career as a vocalist.

Amit! said...

@ shakey: Michelle Trachtenberg is on Mercy, not Trauma. [I watch Mercy and I still get the titles confused sometimes, lol.]

I love Shannen and Levi for four and five.

Lady J said...

1 - Hasselhoff seems like a good choice. He would be A-list from Nightrider and Baywatch, plus he was a producer on Baywatch.

2&3 - Puffy and Cassie, he is a TOOL and she is an idiot for putting up with his crap. She's only with him to try and stay relevant, plus he buys her nice things. She needs to get some self respect and cut that loser loose. I have no sympathy for her but I hope she gets out of that relationship before its too late.

4&5 - Levi and no idea for the actress

mygeorgie said...

Rocketqueen: it is HIGHLY unlikely Moriarty, or anyone, would drive across the Fraser river to go to *Aldergrove* for pizza & some vitamins.

Mooshki said...

TinselSass - lol, they reposted Enty's original blind. Funny!

Norseman said...

I agree with Levi, but I don't think it's January Jones - would Mad Men be considered a >network< drama? I would think network would refer to the big 3 (or 4 or 5).

Norseman said...

Oh - Doh, I just read it again: "a hit for this network." I had thought that was some sort of grammatical typo... nevermind! Maybe JJ does fit.

Marion said...

"mygeorgie" - The Hoff is filming in Aldergrove - and as for being highly unlikely - it was widely reported on all the media outlets that last weekend he got into a confrontation believe it or not with a senior citizen in the Langley casino ! - Feisty us Langleyite seniors !!

Cor said...

#1 is so the Hoff. He got kicked out of the Cascades Casino (in Langley, which is next to Aldergrove. I live in Langley). It was all over the radio the next day, the DJ's had a hey day.

silenttype said...

What is a Cassie?

Ellen said...

I like Dragonlady's guess best for 4&5 (Levi Johnston & Hayden P.). Wasn't she revealed to be the one who acted all stuck up at the Disney concert when Lloyd was checking her out? I could only imagine how she'd act if Levi hit on her!

I am not sure about #1, but Cassie is a great guess for #2 - She had great hair before and now it looks funny with half shaved off.

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littlemanwhatnow said...

january jones is known for being a bitch? what a bummer! i really like her!

Anonymous said...

#4&5--Levi Johnston and Leighton Meester

Jen said...

#2 & 3 is definitely Cassie and P. Diddy without a doubt

lauramart said...

lol @ rocketqueen. Do not hassle the hoff.

I did not know Moriarty was in MR, I assumed he was in Van City somewhere. I will have to keep my eyes peeled for all these celebrities when I am out in the Fraser Valley and beyond.

Anonymous said...

"A hit for this network" sounds like it could be 90210. There were many actresses from that show at the GQ party.

Anonymous said...

what about Annalynn McCord (sp?) for the actress who blew off the reality "star"? There was a story just yesterday about her refusing to be photographed with Spencer Pratt's sister at some event. If so, go her. "Mad Men" is on HBO, not a network, so it can't be January Jones.

Winston Ono said...

If it's Levi, then I applaud whomever the actress is. I can't understand why Levi seems to get a pass for being a terrible father.

Mango said...

@RocketQueen - I am SO bummed if #1 is Michael Moriarty - I *LOVED* him in the old Law and Order eps!

#2 is Rihanna - her do is effed up!

as for the other guesses... I got nuthin'

nancer said...

'mad men' is on AMC---not HBO.

Miss X said...

@TinselSass That person just lifted Enty's BI for MV but at least posted his site in his/her comments. Weird....

Looks like everyone's got these figured out.

1. The Hoff

2&3 not sure I care

4 & 5 Levi & Hayden P

P.S. I still want to know how much it costs to live in Alaska.

sunnyside1213 said...

I don't think January Jones is bitch. Her character is a bit of an ice queen though. Loved when the then bf, Ashton what's his name married to Demi, told her she shouldn't consider acting. She says it motivated her all the more.

TP said...

Firefly and bonus: it is definitely Hoff. He was considered A list in the 80's (Baywatch, Knight Rider), he's executive producer of Baywatch AND he starred in 'The Producers' on Broadway. NOt sure it can be any clearer than that.

and who the F is moriarty??? Not a former A lister that's for sure.

Anonymous said...

Hasselhoff for #1.
Rihanna for 2/3.

mygeorgie said...

Sunnyside; I thought January Jones was just a bitch in character too, but I saw a preview interview of her & Hamm before the Oprah show. Hamm was friendly & cordial, but JJ had that "Eff Off" look on the entire interview w/ short, curt answers. It's probably on the Op's site somewhere.

Chic's an icequeen for sure. Perhaps she thought it wouldn't be seen by anyone?

Mama Theresa said...

the first person who popped in my head for #1 was chevy chase

Anonymous said...

The Hoff is in Vancouver right now (Aldergrove is a suburb); I nearly showed up to an extra casting call for his movie the other day, but my friends talked me out of it because it is too shameful to be an extra in a Hoff movie.

xkatex said...

OT- but adrienne bailon's ears appear to be intact. i totally thought she was the singer/actress/reality star whose boyfriend ripped up her ears.
http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/41344438.html

Mrs George Glass said...

#2 Cassie fits the 'She said she came up with the idea on her own.' part. She tweeted:
"They ask why?? Lol... B/C I WOKE UP AND FELT LIKE IT!!!"

Lol @ #4.... I was just thinking it's about time for a Levi Johnston blind. I'm sure there are many more to come!

@ the anons guessing Norah Jones for MV, she was directly eliminated. I wasn't sure about J.Lo, but that 'waste of space' post is making me lean that way. Her voice sounds much thinner and I think the intense amount of bile Enty was spewing was because of more than just a crappy new song ;).

blankprincess said...

selenakyle said...

"Poor little Levi. He's a dick, too, but a somewhat-lovable one in my book. Will let y'all know the final verdict once I get a load of his semi-peen view come December."


Ummm...selenakyle? Are you *SURE* that you want to "get a load" of that? lol ;)

Anonymous said...

yes, ent did eliminate norah jones....also, i saw her before she "blew up" performing at sxsw in austin. she played a bunch of pre-shows and was phenomenal...no way it is her.

Anonymous said...

nancer -- okay, but if Mad Men is on AMC (I don't live in the U.S. so only get it via DVD box set, sadly) that still means January Jones is not on network TV . . . right?

Anonymous said...

Check out YBF.com,

Cassie just said she shaved the other side of her head the other day.

http://theybf.com/index.php/page/4/

chihuahuense said...

Wonder if the herb was fenugreek. I took that stuff to increase my milk supply and it made my breath, my pee and my sweat smell like maple syrup (it is also the additive in candy that makes it smell like maple syrup). My husband walked in the bathroom and said, "HEY! It smells like waffles in here!"


www.kav122.etsy.com

Hello it's me... said...

1 - William Shatner.

Former A List. Now C List. Also has producer history.

2 - Cassie

3 - Diddy

4 - Levi Johnston

5 - ?

mygeorgie said...

Chihuahuanese: I think you just discovered the new "Ent Cologne"!!

""HEY! It smells like waffles in here!"

There's your tag line right there!

Remember us when you're rich & famous :)

chihuahuense said...

hey good idea! lol!

R. said...

@Hello it's me; I can't see it being Shatner, surely he's higher than C for starters. Also he lost his wife to alcoholism and I just don't think he'd go the alco route...

klm said...

I guess it's Hoff, but I am surprised no one threw out Kiefer Sutherlands name... He's Canadian and a bit of a drinker (no judgment here)...

OT - how do you find Enty's Facebook page?

klm said...

Oops - never mind... I found it.