Friday, July 30, 2010

Janet Charlton Says Jake Gyllenhaal Is Not Gay - Smokes Pot Or Something Else Without Nicotine


Janet Charlton, who used to write for Star, and now has her own website which is pretty good when I remember to look at it has a story up about why Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon broke up. First, Janet tells us not just once, but twice in about two paragraphs that Jake is not gay. Get that out of your head. According to Janet, Jake is not gay. He and Austin Nichols are just very good friends. Totally platonic.

OK. Now that we have that straight, Janet says the reason Jake and Reese broke up was that he would not stop smoking. Like all the time he would smoke. Constantly. She also says that what he was smoking does not have nicotine in it. So, that leaves us with pot, meth, crack, and a couple of other substances which are even more destructive. Apparently Reese did not enjoy the example that Jake was setting for the kids. Umm, yeah, Janet made it seem like Jake was doing this in front of the kids. Not cool Jake. I don't care what you do in your private time. I really don't. However, if you are smoking pot or something else, I don't think you should be doing it in front of kids.

21 comments:

awesome balla. said...

if you've ever seen donny darko or looked at his eyes, i think you would know that he has to smoke pot.

Sue Ellen Mishkey said...

So what? Lots of closeted people use drugs to ease the pain of...being, well, closeted. Thanks Charlene, now can you tell me my horoscope?

Icecat said...

I doubt Jake would be so ignorant to smoke in front of her kids. Furthermore, I doubt Reese would allow it... This story is just plain silly. Who cares if he smokes pot OR if he's gay!

pomme said...

of course! of course!

Nicola said...

Suppose Jake ISN'T gay. How funny or not funny would all of this be? What would happen if Ted ever "notted" him for Toothy?

Aly said...

Hello? Hello? Didn't you all know that fudge-packing isn't really a gay thing. Lots of Marines do it to help out a buddy. It takes a real man to help out another man in time of war. And Jake did make that soldier movie. So...............not gay. Oops, maybe he forgot that he has never been inducted into any of the Armed Services.

jax said...

please....like we believe Reese would even stand for ONE JOINT in her presence!

lies lies lies, Janet.

looserdude said...

Jake was smoking all right, he was smoking COCK! MuHaHaHa!

Kate said...

It's unnecessary to the point of her story (they broke up because he smokes pot) that to specifically emphasize that he is not gay, makes me wonder why you need to mention that fact in the first place.

rebellious, contrary and nice said...

He bi, with a leaning towards men. Sexuality is one broad spectrum.

shakey said...

Maybe Reese got pissed he was bogarting the joints.

I think they are both sensible adults - enough to keep the ganga away from the kiddies.

Selock said...

@rebellious,contrary and nice: I'm with you all the way. Well put.

RocketQueen said...

What rebellious, contrary and nice said.

Ted had an interesting take on this story today on Awful Truth. Basically says this is bullshit.

MommaSaid said...

Didn't they break up a few months ago? Why is this a story NOW? Hmmm...

Jennifer said...

Aren't there a lot of other things you could smoke without nicotine? It doesn't necessarily mean something illicit (nor smoking pole)... maybe smoking clove cigarettes or those silly stage cigarettes. Now, that would be annoying if he smoked those around the house!

valerie said...

I doubt he was openly doing pot in front of the kids. BUT that doesn't mean he was a good example for them. Even if you do it "behind closed doors", kids are smart - they'll figure it out. Reese probably didn't want the kids to have a stepdad who smoked a bunch regardless of whether it was officially in front of them or not.

And good for her, I say. But I would haven't dated him in the first place (I'm a just say no kind of gal)

sunnyside1213 said...

I loved that Ted said she a bigger manipulator than Angelina.

Sheyna said...

Funny…what could you smoke that is more destructive than meth or crack? Honestly I can't think of anything more repulsive than either of those.

Merlin D. Bear said...

Does Reese have a movie coming out soon?
That'd definitely 'splain the sudden "this is why we broke up and I'm so distraught" release.
Not to mention the "Jake's straight" focus in the article.
The Rat's gotta be working their publicity machine overtime.
In the interest of disclosure, yes, I did see "Prince of Persia" -and it was definitely a Disney movie...for all the good and bad that implies.

Tenley said...

Reese is totally a lesbo. Just saying.

warmislandsun said...

This story is just a smoke screen.