Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Today's Blind Items - The Director's Wife Returns

The Director's Wife is not really known to follow her marriage vows, so it should not be surprising that she does not also respect the vows of other marriages. OK, so the guys are equally to blame. Anyway, here are a few of the married people she has had sex with.

#1 - An aging Academy Award nominee/winner actor who used to be A++ while he was married to the woman before his current wife.

#2 - Another Academy Award nominee/winner actor/director who still is A++ even though not many people like him while he was married. I guess he still is.

43 comments:

Missjenny619 said...

Wasn't this Gretchen Mol?

Not sure who #1 is, but #2 is most probably/definitely Sean Penn

looserdude said...

Gretchen Mol, Tim Robbins

looserdude said...

Clint Eastwood?

ali said...

1. Dennis Quaid?
2. Billy Bob Thornton

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RocketQueen said...

Missjenny beat me to it - I think #2 is Penn.
No idea on the wife, especially if it doesn't say what she does for a living.

MontanaMarriott said...

1. Michael Douglas who was HUGE when he was married to Diandra as opposed to now with CZJ

2. Mel Gibson

danatestingsite said...

Definitely Gretchen Mol.

I like Sean Penn for #2.

Unknown said...

#1 = Michael Douglas

Clint is out.. because I don't think he was married for a very long time b4 marrying his current wife. I think he was with Fisher and Locke and did not marry either.

I thought the Penn divorced

Cecilia00 said...

Douglas & Penn

mum said...

Liking the Douglas/Penn guesses.

hromaki said...

I thought Harrison Ford & Mel Gibson, but maybe Mel's divorce from his first wife is completed? And maybe HF's not an academy award winner/nominee?

MontanaMarriott said...

I like the Penn guess, I am just confused by Enty's comment" I guess he still is", is what? married? to the same woman or divorced her and got remarried?

CDAN Mod said...

Is Penn's divorce finalized?

Tenley said...

oh, i thought the "I guess he still is" referred to the guy still being A++

CaliGirlinVA said...

#1 - Sylvester Stallone - but I think Enty would have said actor/director/writer, but I'll throw it in the mix.

#2- Sean Penn or Mel Gibson

FrenchGirl said...

Mol with (1)Douglas and (2)Penn?

Anotheramy said...

How about Kevin Costner for #1 Divorced his long term from before he was famous wife in 94 right around the time of the Waterworld debacle. Hasn't put out anything worth seeing since.

timebob said...

Who is not Mel Gibson

JJ said...

I immediately thought of Bruce Willis for #1 and Sean Penn for #2.

I also read 'I guess he still is' as his A list status.

Meg said...

I thought Kostner for at least one...

RJ said...

I thought about Harrison Ford for #1. Although, I think anyone who was Han Solo AND Indiana Jones should always be considered A++ inspite of the fact that his recent movies (other than the 4th Indiana Jones) have tanked. I think he was nominated for an Oscar for "Witness". I could be wrong.

I thought about Kevin Costner for #2. He won a boatload of awards for "Dances with Wolves". He has a reputation for chasing tail. Didn't he grope some woman on his honeymoon to his current wife? I took the "I guess he still is." to mean that he's still married. And I think he and his last wife are still married even though there's been trouble.

Kitty said...

Y'all are forgetting a key phrase in #1: while he was married to the woman before his current wife.

Basil said...

1. My first thought was Michael Douglas, but I still think of him as A+, especially with him shooting Wall Street 2.

2. Gotta be Mel Gibson. He might be going through a major popularity decline right now, but if he wasn't still A+ no one would care, and apparantly they do.

Anonymous said...

not sure who the wife is....for 1 - I'd toss out Harrison Ford...for 2 - I like Sean Penn FTW

cincinnatikate said...

there is no joy in guessing who sleeps with a beautiful woman..who cares? It was only fun to guess who the floozie wife was.

Robert said...

I thought people had guessed in a blind item that the director's wife was Gretchen Mol.
#1: Michael Douglas
#2: Sean Penn

Lady J said...

Gretchen Mol was the popular guess for the Director's Wife.

#1 - I like the Harrison Ford guess. He is definitely A++ because of Indiana Jones and Star Wars. Michael Douglas also fits.

#2 - Definitely sounds like Penn or Gibson.

Cancan said...

1. Tom Cruise!

Cheryl said...

#1 is definitely Michael Douglas. A plus plus while with Diandra, and known to be unfaithful.

#2 not positive what Ent is getting at but I think Sean or Mel.

emailchallenged said...

warren beaty for #2

Anonymous said...

Kate Capshaw - Director's Wife

#1 Harrison Ford - A+++ while he was married to Melissa Mathison (Raiders, etc.) Now married to Calista Flockhart. Nominated for an Oscar for Witness in 1985. Kate starred with him in Indiana Jones Temple of Doom.

#2 Mel Gibson - his divorce isn't final yet.

Mango said...

#1 Michael Douglas

#2 Sean Penn, 'tho I hate to think of that poisonous jerk being A++

Mango said...

#1 Michael Douglas

#2 Sean Penn, 'tho I hate to think of that poisonous jerk being A++

trouble bubble said...

I thought of Bruce Willis for #1

Unknown said...

#1 Either Dennis Quaid or Bruce Willis-I like both of those guesses. What about Tom Cruise?

#2 Definitely Sean Penn. What a douche this guy is!

shakey said...

I agree with Interplanet Janet on Kate Capshaw. I think 1 and 2 are Michael Douglas and Sean Penn.

How would Bruce Willis be an Academy Award nominee/winner? Much as I used to love Dennis Quaid, I can ask the same of him.

Wasn't Gretchen Mol the popular answer to that Lainey blind about sleeping with a power mogul just for an audition, then getting tossed aside?

Scarlet Kensington said...

#1 Tom Cruise

#2 Not sure. The wording is strange. Sean Penn, but his wife never had anything to do with whether or not he was liked, did she?

sunnyside1213 said...

I like the Douglas guess. Harrison Ford and Kate Capshaw? She got involved with Steven Spielberg on that movie. # 2 is either Mel or Penn. I favor the Penn guess, but I don't favor him.

KLM said...

I immediately thought of Michael Douglass for number 1, but I'm not too sure about number 2. I think Penn is the best fit...

Scarlet Kensington - I think a lot of people felt bad for his wife because he was cheating and just seemed like a pretty bad husband... Maybe that's what the blind was getting at?

Seachica said...

#1 - Kevin Costner. He was married to friggin' Snow White! He definitely used to be A++ but isn't now, and he's the very definition of aging.

#2 - I like the Sean Penn guess. Is he still married technically?

kathrynnova said...

"OK, so the guys are equally to blame."

still makes it sexist.

RSaunders said...

I never thought I'd say this, particularly after I first saw Rounders 12-odd yrs ago, but I'm really looking forward to reading Gretchen Mol's autobiography...perhaps while watching "The Notorious Bettie Page."

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