Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Did You Know That John Mayer Was Having Sex With Giada De Laurentiis?


Huh. Who would have ever thought that John Mayer and the supposedly happily married Giada Laurentiis would have been hooking up. Oh, wait, I think I did know something about that. When I first put them in a blind a year ago, I thought it was just a one time thing. Then, of course there was the episode again last month. More than one actually and so I put them in again last week. Apparently that was enough for the tabloids to start a war against each other to see who could publish first. Giada does not really seem all that concerned that Star says she is cheating on her husband. “I’ve met him and he’s a great guy, but I just like his music. That’s all.” Then she laughed. How can anyone laugh if John Mayer has touched them?

74 comments:

Cecilia00 said...

This is *why* I come here. LOL

Susan said...

OMG. This one is scandaloso.

I mean, I know they were a top guess on the blind, but I take my blinds with a HUGE grain of salt.

Thanks, Enty. Love you.

chopchop said...

I would never eat anything she herself cooked. 'Cuz you know John shat on her.

Bish said...

WHOA. I totally thought this was RayRay.

He must be amazing in bed. He's such a dbag.

MISCH said...

Bish...me too

Selock said...

TEEHEEEHEEEEEE! I feel so self-satisfied when these things come to light. Thank you for what you do for us, Enty. <3

Sylvia said...

Whyyyyyyyyyyyyy??? What is wrong with her LOL.

Angie said...

@chopchop....lmao!

__-__=__ said...

Si! Escandalo!!

von said...

I admit it, I am actually shocked. Giada? Really? Little Big Head is getting it on with that douche? Oy. What a weird, weird world.

Patty said...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

This was supposed to be Ray Ray. At least that's what I wanted.

UGH!

KellyLynn said...

I'm so glad this isn't Rachel. As annoying as she c an be, Rachel seems more inclined to have an illicit affair with Oscar Mayer than with John Mayer.

But, hmm ... do you suppose Giada helped John soil the bedsheets that starred in another recent blind elsewhere? She's never struck me as the most sanitary chef, either...

jess said...

ugh... shit sheets, that image keeps coming back to my head, it's a "two girls and one cup" situation all over again.

bflogurl said...

@Chop Chop... priceless!

Cheryl said...

Ick Nast to the max. Thanks Enty!

Lioness70 said...

Wow, talk about poor judgement. What do all these women see in this guy? Is shit sex THAT much of a turn on?

awesome balla. said...

that would be one weird looking, shit covered child.

kvr said...

Wow. I've never been on a site where so many blinds are confirmed. Thanks for being 'real' Enty!xoxo

sunnyside1213 said...

From the original blind, the first go round was normal sex. think she has cinched it up a notch? does he do the scat stuff with everyone? I just can't see Jen A. dooing this.

Karmen said...

YES! I knew it was them. I'm glad all my time studying these BIs had paid off. Thanks for revealing this, Enty!!

celtickat said...

Oh this is one of my fav reveals ! Thanks Enty. . . I thought it was her. I saw her in San Francisco awhile back and was wondering even then.

MacVixen said...

I'm so disappointed in Giada. I figured it had to be her though. As much as people wanted it to be Rachael Ray, I've got to agree with KellyLynn about who RR would be more likely to hook up with (that was priceless by the way).

For my own sanity, I will continue to believe that Giada doesn't/didn't indulge any of John's stranger fetishes. That dirty sheet business has Jessica Simpson all over it.

JoElla said...

I bet Rachel Ray is breathing a huge sigh of relief. I still think it was her.

Ms Cool said...

Aw, my 7-year-old boy would be heartbroken if he knew of this and knew what any of it meant. He has a serious crush on Giada.

Mooshki said...

jess, actually 2 girls 1 cup was filmed using chocolate soft serve ice cream, so this is even worse.

looserdude said...

Does anyone think she's into the freaky stuff? Because I'd find that hard to believe. But then I find it hard to believe anyone is into that!

ps Thanks Enty for the great blinds!

MontanaMarriott said...

Damn my first guess was right, and again I ask, is JM hung like a horse?!?!
I don't get his appeal

mindyj9 said...

Damn, I so thought it was Rachel! Thanks Enty for two reveals today. Kind of like getting an early Chritmas present!

boston_gyrl_34 said...

This breaks my heart - I love Giada so much and for her to cheat on that adorable husband of hers and to cheat on her beautiful baby girl too! I suppose it is naive but I wanted her to be different...what next Paula Dean and Michael Lohan?!?!

redsiren said...

I just want to know if that guy has the super schlong of life because I would not bone this guy even using Jessica's vadge. He needs to be deloused

Cheryl said...

Maybe John Mayer's superschlong should get together with Angelina's wonderpussy just to see what would happen.

jp said...

Enty's original BI said "not what you expect from our chef and the image she tries to portray to the public" -- RR's image seems more fun than GD's. As much as I also wanted this to be about RR, the fact that people are shocked that it's GD only confirms her as the BI.

Merlin D. Bear said...

OMG.
I can't believe it's her.
I thought she actually had standards.
Oh, Giada....(sigh)

Merlin D. Bear said...

@boston_gyrl_34

NO!!! NOT MY PAULA! NO!!!

And especially not with the Antichrist! NO!

You go wash your fingers off right now!

RocketQueen said...

Ha! Awesome reveal! I think the funniest bit about this is that if we go back to the first blind, Enty said she was bragging loudly about it, which doesn't really fit her tv persona, does it?? Not as innocent as she would have us believe ;)

NYer said...

hmm, her wikipedia page says she's a "a self-proclaimed chocoholic" maybe that's the attraction...

Robert said...

I guess now we have to spell her first name "Gyaaah-da!"

boston_gyrl_34 said...

Sorry Merlin - I know our Paula would never do that...LOL! I noticed Giada has taken to her FB & Twitter to deny deny deny and an official press release of denial as well. Can we please make this not be true!?!?!

RocketQueen said...

lol @ NYer! You just made me spit water on my screen!

Sue Ellen Mishkey said...

That's Giada? I've seen her on a Food Network show and I disliked her from the moment she began speaking. She's a walking candy apple.

Ms Cool said...

Both sides have vigorously denied the rumor.

http://scoop.todayshow.com/_news/2010/11/10/5442795-john-mayer-shoots-down-claims-of-fling-with-giada-de-laurentiis

Kate said...

Seriously thought she would have better taste or more sense than that. He seriously must be charming as hell or have a magic member to bag that many women.

skeeball said...

Are you shitting me with the shit sheets??? how can anyone do do that??

chihuahuense said...

MontanaMarriott said...

Giada De Laurentis

awesome! only the second guess, too. I don't know how you guys guess these so well.

and you guys are fucking hilarious today...Oscar Mayer, lol.

HannahPalindrome said...

NYer-

Oh LOL! HAHAHAHAHA

Pookie said...

...so i wonder how she's spinning this at home for her husband?

chihuahuense said...

OT--hey, Susan, did you have that baby yet? I thought you were due sometime soon? What about all the others that were pregnant? Any new CDaNers yet?

Susan said...

chihuahuense,

Dang, you have an awesome memory!

No baby yet for me. My little pumpkin is late! Scheduled for induction this Friday morning. Hoping he comes before that. Every night I think he's a coming, and I'm wrong, wrong, wrong.

Hope the other preggos are doing fab!

Lissette said...

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas!
We got it guys! We are good! Congrats to all who guessed...
Enty, XOXO

Sue Ellen Mishkey said...

Good luck Susan! I will say a prayer for you and your little one (I'm a catholic;)) on Friday morning.

Susan said...

I'm catholic, too, Sue Ellen. So, thanks. :)

Sue Ellen Mishkey said...

Well, then it will be a direct prayer then and won't have to travel through various religious ears to get to you.

chihuahuense said...

lol, you guys are silly. I'll say a little prayer, too. *looks behind my back to see if someone is coming to stab me* Glad you're doing well, and I can't wait to hear how it goes on Friday! Go to the grocery store (enough for next month or so--haha!), do your nails, take a bath, get your hair did, pack your bags and have some sex (preferably with the soon to be Daddy), that kiddo will be here before you know it!

timebob said...

I totally thought it would of been Rachel Ray. But physically Giada would be more his type. Rachel is a little to chubby in John world.

PS said...

I love that Enty revealed this one. The way Giada is portrayed in the press - and what she says in interviews - is absolute BS. She is actually quite crass and unintelligent, and her family is so totally screwed up. It is absolutely NOT surprising she that she would cheat on Todd; he's a sweetheart, but a doormat - and just her security blanket. What is actually surprising is that she agreed to have Jade.

Carrie L. said...

I just saw this story online & came straight here to say "Way to go, Enty!"

Susan said...

FYI: Giada's posting major denials on her FB page.

Susan said...

PS - You totally sound like an insider, please dish if you have more!

I always thought it was telling that she named her kid Jade - the English translation of her freakin name. Um, self absorbed much?

I love Giada's recipes. I hope this story isn't true, but it sounds like you know some deets.

MCH said...

I love the snark Enty! :)

I also like the look on Giada's face in this article.

That is one SHIT EATING GRIN! :)

PS. 79% of people people the rumor is not true on that poll

Bwhahaha...

Inger said...

... and this is a picture of Giada AFTER their latest hookup :))

MadLyb said...

I'd be shocked to find out who this guy hasn't had sex with. I said yesterday I'd do him. No - that was my hormones talking and those bitches are under control today. I'd not do him, and I don't think any other female ought to either, unless she's simply looking for an E-Ticket (if you believe the rumors) amusement park ride for a night.

ardleigh said...

Enty, you are AWESOME!

ICK!! Who will want to eat anything she cooks now? Here's hoping there is no pre-nup and her husband takes her for everything.

ardleigh said...

Susan... Good luck and here's hoping there is another little CDANer in your house SOON.

MariaM said...

THIS RUMOR HAS BEEN DENIED BY BOTH SIDES!!

Giada denied it on her Twitter and her Facebook http://www.facebook.com/note.php?note_id=157229564318597

November 10, 2010



OFFICIAL STATEMENT ON BEHALF OF GIADA DE LAURENTIIS

In response to STAR magazine story (November 22, 2010 issue)

“It is a shame a media outlet such as Star needs to rely on disgraceful lies and hide behind false anonymous “sources” in order to entertain their readers. When the Starreporter approached Giada De Laurentiis on Sunday, while she was co-hosting a children’s cancer fundraiser, Giada responded unequivocally that she did not see John Mayer when she was in New York for the Food and Wine Festival. Furthermore, contrary to the claims of an anonymous “source,” at no time did Giada step foot in the Gansevoort Hotel. Giada indeed met John Mayer briefly at a charity event in 2007 but has not seen him since. To be clear, they are not friends and cannot even go so far as to call John Mayer an acquaintance. There is not a sliver of truth to Starmagazine’s story. It is unfortunate Star would publish these malicious untruths without reporting the fact that Giada was with her husband Todd that weekend in New York, along with their family and friends. Giada De Laurentiis and her family deserve an apology and we demand an immediate retraction.”



.

MCH said...

LOL @Inger

hunter said...

Gee Enty, according to Giada your sources, Star's sources, everybody's sources, are just all WAY off on this one.

It's a "shame" and "disgraceful," for all of your to hide behind so many different and distinct "anonymous" sources, all separately reporting the same thing.

I mean, the girl just likes his music, okay?

And "He's a great guy." See? Giada knows what's going on. You know, everyone else in the world always says that about Mayer too. LIke Taylor Swift, for example. Jennifer Aniston, Jessica Simpson. Any woman who has met the guy and "just likes his music" agrees. Greatest guy in the world. Just read his press interviews! I mean, THAT is just a sweet, down to earth, humble guy whom any self-respecting woman would feel proud to call "a trustworthy friend."

So lay off the false rumors, everyone. I mean, she goes to cancer fundraisers, for crying out loud. That's total evidence of innocence, right?

kathrynnova said...

wow, i totally thought paula deen.

so giada is into, how did ted put it? the stinky stuff? sex-with-poop? fornicating with feces?

oh boy.

kathrynnova said...

it just won't be the same making her espresso panna cotta. NASTY

laesmralda said...

Well if this is true....is the child really her husband's????

chihuahuense said...

lol@hunter

Lenore said...

UGGGGHH. Giada, I never have liked you or your five-head, but I thought at least you had standards, but from what I'm reading that's all BS. Figures. I was betting this was scuzzy Rachael Ray-- I think if John were to give her a side glance, she would let him scat on her right then and there. But then again, mulling it over, as much as we all know John Mayer is a douchebag of epic proportions, even he has his standards. To publicly "canoodle" with Rachael Ray in a club, touching her back? Nah, she'd be a down-low f--- only, and one he would vehemently deny (or not say anything at all about, which we all know is worse for him since he loves the sound of his own breathing). So, I guess Giada it is. And didn't she kinda just have a baby? GROSS.

But seriously guys, doesn't this make everyone so curious as to what kind of Lord of the Rings, hypnotizing donkey dong this guy is working with???? My PRREEECCCIOUS......

Lenore said...

PS-- Great scoop, Enty, on both Demi Lovato and Giada/Walking STD. This is why I lurk endlessly and refresh this site multiple times a day. Keep up the awesome work and thanks for sharing with us!

MariaM said...

DONT YOUR PEOPLE REALIZE???

Giada vehemently denied the rumor on her Facebook and her Twitter. She is VERY mad and wants a retraction and an apology from Star. http://twitter.com/GDeLaurentiis
http://www.facebook.com/note.php?note_id=157229564318597

Mister said...

I guess the little head did the thinking for the Pinhead and the Bighead.