Friday, November 12, 2010

Camille Grammer Is A Piece Of Work


I have to admit that I had been waiting for last night's episode of Real Housewives Beverly Hills. I knew it was going to feature Camille Grammer extensively and I was hoping and hoping it would be worth the wait. It was incredible. Even if you have never watched a RH show, I encourage you to at least watch this one episode to see how self entitled one Playboy Playmate can get when she marries some rich guy.

From the handing of the phone to her house manager because Camille could not be bothered to hold it, to only having time to talk to her cancer stricken mother while getting her nails done is just the tip of the iceberg. There were the comments about how her New York City apartment at just 3,500 square feet was too confining and how she was used to her estates. Please.

Oh and when Adrienne Maloof's uncle died and she called Camille, the first thing Camille thought of was how this was going to affect Camille. I seriously do not understand how Kelsey managed to stay with Camille as long as he did. I don't even know why he married her or went out with her past date one.

57 comments:

Sue Ellen Mishkey said...

Hahaha. These dumb bitches have no idea what life is/means. I feel bad for them, living in their bubbles. It's tragic really.

PDMan said...

Why he went out with her past date one? Hmmm...let me guess here. For the sex?

MISCH said...

Not only did he marry her, they rented a womb to bear their children so she would not have the wear and tear on her body......
Do you think I dislike this woman...oh yeah

sunnyside1213 said...

"eye roll" What a bitch.

MISCH said...

P.S.
A 3,500 square foot apartment in New York is very nine indeed.....the average one bedroom is about 800 square feet....
Another bimbo elevated by marriage and so undeserving.

MISCH said...

nice...not nine...ugh

Anonymous said...

Typical Bitch or worst...

Hayley said...

She struck me as being borderline crazy. Sitting there, complaining to her (cancer stricken) mother about how the possibility of getting cancer was really messing up her busy schedule. She's a mother (who refused to carry her own children) with nannies and house managers and Nickelodeon shows to develop! She tried to throw herself a pity party to her mother, who was going through chemo. My favorite part was when she said to her mother "I'm so glad Kelsey found a good doctor for you". It came across to me as "you're so lucky we're rich. Wouldn't you be miserable without us?"

Mandy said...

were they filming after he cheated on her/left her? If so ican't WAIT for those episodes!!

MontanaMarriott said...

I have been saying it from day one, Camille Grammar is something else, trust me, this is JUST the tip of the iceberg with this chick.

Borg Queen said...

You know I hate to say this but I can see why Kelsey bailed on the marriage. Kelsey (who is no saint) does seem down to earth while Camille is way too high maintenance and selfish. I love how she proclaims how busy she is with a house manager, 2 personal assistants and 4 nannies for 2 kids. When she kisses Kelsey goodbye a few episodes ago he seemed to drive away from the house like a bat out of hell. When she greeted him by throwing herself on him, he seemed uncomfortable. Plus the scene where kelsey is playing with the kids, when camille joined in, the kids stopped playing. To me, that showed that the kids were not comfortable playing with her meaning she must rarely if ever play with her kids. Any her flirty ways with her male married friends is disgraceful.

I was surprised at Kyle Richards, how down to earth she is compared to the 2 assholes (see ENTY blind item of yesterday) she has for nieces. I am totally obsessed with her.

blondegossip said...

Other great Camille moments:

Telling camera she & Kelsey have been flying private forever so it's no big deal to her but that "lately" they've been flying commercial to be more green b/c "everybody needs to do their part"--bitch you are flying commercial b/c you are getting divorced & the money wagon is slowing down!

And to answer another commenter's question, this was filmed while he was leaving her, went to NYC and hooked up/got that other woman pregnant. So he's no prize either. She said in the first episode doing this show would help her "come out"/show the world who she was. Yes, show us all what a vapid bitch she is.

Ice Angel said...

Camille is, in my opinion, has probably the lowest self esteem on the planet. She is constantly looking for attention on how "busy" she is and how hard things are without Kelsey around because it is all "her." Insane! She talks about how she is so grateful to have help because it is so difficult.

Honestly, the children do not even seem like they even know who the heck she is!

I loved when she said how she and Kelsey are "very generous" and allowed some friends to use one of their homes. Strange.

That said, I do not think it was right of Kelsey to help set her up with this show, knowing she is going to become more famous and then betray her in such a public way. No matter how terrible a person she may be, she is his wife and his children's mother. No one deserves that.

He should have acted with more discretion and divorced her before finding a younger girlfriend and knocking her up.

tina said...

@ MontanaMarriott

Do you know more about her on a first hand basis? or are you just saying that as a viewer observation?

Camille is absolutely sad & pathetic.

Ice Angel said...

@MISCH-I have heard that said before about them "outsourcing" their children, but do we know that to be true? Are you sure it wasn't because there was some other reason? IE she couldn't get pregnant or something like that? I have a difficult time blasting anyone for the choices they make in planning their family, but if they did indeed "outsource" their kids for convenience sake, that is pretty scary.

MontanaMarriott said...

@Tina,
I knew of Camille when she was a dancer on Club MTV at NYC's Palladium with Downtown Julie Brown and followed her career after wards through mutual friends. She was something else back then and from what I have heard about her since, once she got some Kelsey money, she became a prize winning.......rhymes with hunt......

Hayley said...

Ice Angel- she admitted to using surrogates because she didn't want to put her body through that. Her opinion was if you have the money, why not?

Paisley said...

At the time the kids were born, she claimed she got a surrogate because she had Irritable Bowel Syndrome. I think she said something different on this reality show (I won't watch).

Not the One said...

I think I can understand why Kelsey married her. B/c she is precisely what he wanted. Honestly, Camille Grammer tells me everything about Kelsey Grammer's character that I ever wanted to know.

Beth said...

I agree with Borg Queen, Kelsey was right to dump her. I was on the "love Camille" bandwagon, if there was one, because of the way the media manipulated me into thinking Kelsey is a jerk. He may be, probably is, but I can fully understand why he needed to get out of that marriage.

KLM said...

I absolutely love Camille Grammer. She is one of my favorite reasons to watch the show! She is a repulsive human being - like one of the worst. It is so immensely entertaining. I look forward to watching her make a complete ass of herself each week! Kyle, Lisa and Adrienne are waaay too normal and nice. I need more of Camille and the other one with the clown face (can't remember her name - Taylor?). And Kim is just boring and has no business being on the show. Oh how I love Thursday nights.

BigMama said...

I have IBS, it isn't fun but I still managed to have 3 children. She is just a low down lazy tramp.

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redsiren said...

Camille strikes me as the most self absorbed of the whole lot. Have you guys seen Kelsey's new piece? She is not pretty by Hollywood standards, but she looks like a regular person. Who wouldn't get tired of a plastic Barbie doll. Women like that are a turnoff.

califblondy said...

I loved how Kelsey set up the dump...saying something like 13 years of marriage to Camille hadn't been a picnic (or connubial bliss as he said). He was so detached it was hard to watch. Camille is psycho, plain and simple. I adore Kyle and Lisa. Poor Kim is pathetic and I can't get past Taylor's Rinna-lips.

jfwlucy said...

So with you on the Camille-hate. It is literally as if her mental and emotional development stopped at thirteen or so. It's irritating but appropriate for kids that age to be utterly self-absorbed and thoughtless and spoiled. Not at all attractive or even benign when that person fails to go on and develop a sense of empathy and set of ethics.

Ms Cool said...

I haven't watched the show but what I don't get is why she thinks she is so hot when she is very much the opposite. Blech.

nancer said...

the only conclusion you can reach, really, is that kelsey grammer is as big a douche as she is. i think they were perfect for each other. he's always been an ass.

the scene with her mother didn't strike me that it was the only time she had to talk to her---it struck me that she made the entire conversation about herself, instead of her mother who FUCKING HAS CANCER!!!!!! it was all about camille's stress and camille's this and camille's that.

she's disgusting. and i only wish she knew how ugly she is---inside AND out.

Pookie said...

have yet to watch this show...but i can say...am so glad kelsey jumped ship. wth was he thinking marrying her in the first place?

KLM said...

@nancer - you are so totally right. They would have to have somewhat equal douchey-ness in order for them to have been together for 13 years.

kcqueen said...

It WAS an awesome show! It was akin to eating at Taco Bell and then stopping by 7-11 for a bag of bad candy: All garbage, but all fun. Camille is nasty- plain and simple, but what I didn't get, (as a pretty much first time watcher) is why the other "housewives" (snarf!) didn't jump into the fight at the restaurant- Camille looked like a damn lunatic and they all just sat there with their mouths open! I liked the Kyle housewife; she seemed almost normal. Camille has serious trannyface if you ask me.

Sherry said...

Kelsey was probably on drugs at the time.

It became crystal clear to me last night while watching the show why Kelsey agreed to do it: Publicity for La Cage. Did you see the T-shirts? Was it mentioned extensively? Will Bravo run this episode over and over and over again?

Nicely done, Kelsey!

Barton Fink said...

Camille has the kind of narcissism that makes reality television worth watching. Aim a camera at her and ask her to speak about her life and she produces "reality gold." I can see that people's moral sensibilities are being triggered by all of this, but for me, it's just over-the-top self-absorption of the kind that many of the drag queens I have known in my life behave. I would still rather spend time with Camilla that Kyle, for instance, or virtually any of the other cast members except ... tragic Kim. Sad, tragic Kim.

nunaurbiz said...

OK, first I admit that I wanted to watch the show to hate Camille, but surprisingly, I kinda like her. She comes off very entitled in the interviews, but her interactions aren't that bad.

Second, I'm on her side with the Kyle feud. I remember when Kyle said whatever she said and it DID sound like she was saying, "Why would anyone want to be around you when Kelsey isn't there?" All Kyle had to do in last night's episode is be an adult and say, "OK, maybe I did say something like that and you took it that way. I'm sorry. I didn't mean it." But both of them were acting like children during that spat.

Kelsey Grammar is NOT a nice person, folks! How many times has he been married? I think that his marriage to Camille lasted as long as it did was that they are birds of a feather. So why condemn Camille and not Kelsey?

And the reason that she had kids via surrogacy wasn't for vanity but she had severe IBS, which is not a great disorder to have. This is from an IBS website:

While research has acknowledged that pregnancy can have a significant impact on IBS, there is no consensus as to what that impact will be. The extreme hormonal fluctuations of pregnancy often trigger GI distress in women who do not even IBS; for those who have a dysfunctional gut to begin with, predicting whether IBS will worsen or improve during pregnancy is a bit of a crapshoot.

http://www.helpforibs.com/footer/pregnancy.asp

Given that, if I were her and wanted to have children and had the means to go the surrogate route, I might have as well. It makes more sense to me than women who have a zillion IVF treatments and a dozen miscarriages (I'm talking to you, Courtney).

rebellious, contrary and nice said...

Camille and Kelsey, two peas in a pod.

I like the Maloof and British chick that best. The other dark-haired one with the blond sister, seems mean-spirited.

MISCH said...

Ice Angel....
She had had a bunch of cosmetic bodywork done right after they got married...I don't remember hearing about any health issues...

KiKi said...

Am I the only one whose GayDar has always gone off the charts every time I see Kelsey Grammer?????

Ice Angel said...

@ Hayley-if she meant put her body through it because of her IBS and the toll it would take on her health, then I get that. I guess it can be taken two ways-one being that she was more concerned about her figure and the hassle of being pregnant.

I am the quintessential "green" mama...all my kids are adopted! LOVE!

nunaurbiz said...

Press release on Kelsey and Camille discussing her IBS (though don't know what year it came out):
http://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/kelsey-and-camille-grammer-speak-out-on-major-womens-health-issue-72253577.html

She did say on the show, when she was defending children by surrogate, that she was "very ill" at the time.

nunaurbiz said...

This website (http://www.nndb.com/people/043/000022974/) not only discussses Kelsey's disglorious past, but says this:

Grammer's third wife, former Playboy model Camille Grammer, was advised by her doctors not to get pregnant, due to her irritable bowel syndrome. They have instead had two children via a surrogate. The Grammers have been active in supporting the International Foundation for Functional Gastrointestinal Disorders, and in speaking about this rarely-discussed disorder.

Barton Fink said...

I was afraid to come out of the closet as a Camille-lover, but I'm not as afraid any more. Yes, she has flaws -- GLARING FLAWS THAT FILL THE TELEVISION SCREEN -- but she's taken this bitter existence and turned it into a bunch of pools and houses and beautiful kids, and I'll bet she has fun. The fight with Kyle is pathetic and I wish it would end. I think my view of Kyle is poisoned by the many scenes in which Kyle mindfucks her troubled sister Kim sadistically and cruelly.

MCH said...

I hope they show repeats of this show so I can catch up. I haven't had time to watch the whole season.

timebob said...

I thought this was going to be the episode where Kelsey drops the bomb on her and wants a divorce.

Hopefully next week. I admit i'm totally addicted to this show.

I don't hate Camille, she landed a whale with Kelsey and was smart to hang on through the years. She will be fine with a heavy divorce setttlement and letting her children be raised by rotating nannies.

nunaurbiz said...

@ Barton Fink: Yay! I'm not alone!!!!

PS said...

Camille is so incredibly God-awful - just absolutely ugly, inside and out. I can't believe ANYONE would marry her, let alone someone who is successful and charming. She thinks she has a "Jesus complex," because she gives Kelsey's money away to her creepy free-loading "friends?" That she is SOOO busy, worn-out and misunderstood, because she "runs" several households (wherein she orders her staff to do everything). This woman came from nothing, was a skanky tramp dancing in the background of a sleezy MTV show, and landed a sugar daddy, absolutely vulnerable and desperate just coming out of rehab and with serious emotional and substance abuse issues. Sad for Kelsey. Camille absolutely took advantage. And, one of her worst lines?! How she dedicated her life to Kelsey's sobriety - that's been her full time job, and it's due to her that he survived. What an incredible load of BS. Every professional, as well as recovering addict will tell you that it is their will and their will alone that can keep them sober. She's such an unbelievable narcissist. I hate divorce, but how Kelsey stayed with her for more than a week boggles the mind. This is one instance that I truly wish the court would step in and say this b*tch has gotten enough - time to cut her off and send her back to the gutter. She should get nothing. Afterall, if she has a Jesus complex, then be poor.

nancer said...

i'm with you all the way, PS.

i can understand people 'liking' her from the standpoint of good TV.

but i don't see how anyone can believe this woman is a good person. i've seen no evidence of that at all.
when she said 'i'm SO above this', i thought that really sums her up. she thinks she's a cut above everyone else.

ironic considering where she come from, but it's all too common with women like her who marry rich men.

Bubbles said...

Ok, please tell me that the above information from the IBS site did not use the word "crapshoot" in it's online literature and the word was totally yours.

chihuahuense said...

lol@Bubbles!!!!BWAHHAHAHAAH! I'm a little late, but yeah, that lady is disgusting. Not unlike all of them from every season every episode. I'm still holding out hope for Lisa, she's the ONLY one that doesn't make my stomach turn--so far.

cowbulls said...

Why he went out with her past date one?
Hello, 99 out of 100 available heterosexual males would jump on her if they had the bank account to close the deal. Kelsey's mistake is she is a sex toy and not wife material. hit it, hit it again if you are still interested but get the heck out of there just like every man does with Jennifer Aniston.

Selock said...

Camille is a nutbag - the scene with her mother was the worst and I was hoping it was just camera-induced awkwardness but this woman is just such a bag of personality disorders. Yeah, good for her for reaching some material comfort level.

I'm a huge fan of Kyle & Lisa and having grown up in the 80s I am fascinating with Kim's post-fame life. She has plenty going for her and needs to get it together! Taylor and Camille can go to hell and I'm neutral on the last one.

Henriette said...

I can never hate on Kelsey Grammer, because if you know his tragic background, I am surprised he is not in loony bin. Most people who have endured what he has, end up pretty bad off. He is a living Shakespeare tragedy and I hope his next woman is better than his last.

Sue Ellen Mishkey said...

There's so much I want to say about this, but all I can say is that I want to watch too! Damn Canada and its delyaed showing of American TV shows. Maybe I can post again a year from now when we finally get it.

:'(

chihuahuense said...

Sue Ellen, you are missing a trainwreck. Oh, and Kyle's husband is HAWT!!!!

Mooshki said...

"Honestly, Camille Grammer tells me everything about Kelsey Grammer's character that I ever wanted to know."

Brilliantly put.

jessica said...

I think the recent BI about the real reason for this couple's divorce being because the hubby is gay and was caught in bed with a man is Camille and Kelsey. Kelsey totally beeps on my gaydar, Camille is the perfect beard and that would also explain the surrogate as well.

Debi Dodge said...

I LOVE HOW CAMILLE USES 'BIG' WORDS TO IMPRESS US. SHE'S TRYING TO COVER UP FOR THE FACT THAT SHE HAS NO BRAINS, NO SOUL AND NO HEART. THE ONLY THING SHE'S GOT GOING FOR HER IS HER HOT BODY (WHICH SHE MANAGED TO HIRE SOMEONE ELSE TO CARRY HER KIDS FOR HER). IF SHE WERE TO HAVE KIDS, THEN HER BODY WOULD HAVE CHANGED AND THEN SHE WOULD COMPROMISE THE ONLY THING THAT HAS ANY VALUE. WATCH OUT, BITCH.. YOU'RE HUGGIN' 50. YOU'RE TITS ARE GONNA BE IN YOUR SHOES SOON. YOU BETTER FIND GOD, BUDDAH, JESUS OR SOMETHING... CUZ YOU ARE VAPID! HOW'S THAT FOR A BIG WORD... YOU'RE A PERNICIOUS, PERPETUAL CHILD WHO ACTS LIKE A CRAZED HOMELESS WOMAN WHO WANTS TO EVISCERATE HER 20 DOLLAR WORDS ON TO US. WATCHING YOU ON SCREEN MAKES ME SO HAPPY I AM NOT YOU. VISIT OZ AND GET A F*CKIN' HEART AND BRAIN... I AM SO HAPPY FOR KELSEY AND KAYTE. THEY SEEM LIKE THE PERFECT MATCH. SHE'S SO NATURAL. I FEEL SORRY FOR PEOPLE WHO THINK THAT PEOPLE DON'T LIKE THEM BECAUSE THEY'RE JEALOUS... WHEN THEY REALLY DON'T LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE AN A@@HOLE. YOU'RE PATHETIC.. GOOD LUCK IN THE AFTERLIFE ONE DAY. I HOPE YOU HAVE GOOD HEALTH INSURANCE FOR YOUR KIDS, CUZ THEY'RE GONNA NEED A LOT OF THERAPY. PS YOU'RE TOO INAPPROPRIATE WITH ALL OF THE WOMEN'S HUSBANDS!!!! YOU'RE NOT SEXY, YOU'RE SLUTTY. YOU'RE INSECURE AND IT IS SOOO OBVIOUS. NO WONDER YOUR RELATIONSHIPS WITH WOMEN ARE SO TUMULTUOUS.

Sherry98029 said...

Agree with all the Camille haters. Is she so pretentious because she grew up with very little? Anyone know her family background? (other than the prestigious position of MTV dancer!)

She thinks she has a Jesus complex. I believe Jesus helped the poor. What charities other than the IBS organization does she help with Kelsey's money? Homeless, food banks, what?

(If you want to see a funny observation, watch Camille raise her eyebrows, only wrinkles at the hairline!! )

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