Friday, July 08, 2011

Four For Friday

#1 & #2 - Which former almost A list singer threatened to walk off the show for which she was recently hired, unless she got a raise and top billing. She did this because of a new hire to the show she cannot stand.


#3 & 4 - When this couple started dating she was still A list to much of the world even though her talent has probably dropped. But hey, you don't get to be a one worder unless you are great. Anyway, at dinner she told her boyfriend that she was going to suck him raw and then proceeded to crawl under the table and do just that. I wonder if he imagined it was a guy.

63 comments:

allisonwonderland said...

Jessica Simpson/Nicole richie for 1,2.

Jamie's Girl said...

3,4 Xtina?

RJ said...

#3 & 4 - I can't tell if this blind is about something that happened recently or in the past. Either way, maybe Madonna?

lanasyogamama said...

Eww to the wording on number 3+4!

Mooshki said...

#3/4 Lassie. That bitch.

Mooshki said...

But seriously, Cher?

Mary said...

1-2 jlo/ american idol
3-4 madonna and jesus

Unknown said...

Liza....and David Gest. :-)

JasonBlueEyes said...

1 - Chrstina. She got a big raise about 3 weeks ago.

2 - Madonna but I'll also guess Shakira.

Ida Blankenship said...

I like allisonwonderland's Jessica Simpson/Nicole Richie guess. I also like her username.

Madonna, I guess. And come the fuck ON -- she's still A-list, despite how many cradles she continues to rob.

aka said...

#3 & 4 Britney & JT ?

mngddess said...

Re: #3 & $ - was this done at a public restaurant? If so, I'd call the manager over and ask for my money back, because that is nauseating.

And it sounds like Madonna. Ironic that she imposes so many restrictions on her kids...

RenoBlondee said...

1 Christina

2 Madonna and not Jesus but the one after him that E1 said was gay and terrified of her!

Amy said...

It's not ironic. The wild ones often are the most ruthlessly strict with their kids, making sure they never step out of line.

Sonny Amou said...

On the first one I'm going with Xtina.

My first thought on the second one is Shakira, mainly because of the "...much of the world..." reference.

RocketQueen said...

1/2 - I definitely think Jessica/Nicole Richie. Richie used to be a bitch to Jessica. Hell, I still think Richie is a bitch.

3/4 - Madonna and that Brahim guy she just got back together with.

chopchop said...

1/2 Jessica Simpson & Nicole Richie

3/4 Xtina & her BF

Tara said...

xtina for the first 1
Levine is the one she can't stand

Renee Z and Bradley Cooper for 3 and 4

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Goodgrief said...

If only Penelope Cruz hadn't won that pesky little oscar, I would say her and Tom Cruise.

shiny_special_one said...

Sounds like both are about Xtina to me.

RocketQueen said...

You guys, it's, "One worder" - her name. So "Madonna", "Cher", "Shakira", etc. That leaves Pene, Christina, Renee, etc. out.

Goodgrief said...

I guess I took it that you were so famous and well known that most people would know you by just one name, not that you only used one name professionally.

Ida Blankenship said...

@Goodgrief -- yeah, but I think that's what Enty is kind of saying: this person is SO famous that she only *needs* to go by one name. If the name "Shakira" is spoken aloud, chances are good that the same face instantly pops to mind in most heads.

But, honestly, it's not as if there are many other Madonnas, Chers, and Shakiras competing for album sales, anyway. It kinda makes it easy for those women to just forget about their surnames, professionally. One-worders are rarely named things like Jennifer or Laura or Melissa.
:-)

Jennifer said...

For #3/4, I don't really have a guess, but reading the phrase "talent has probably dropped" makes me think that her ... parts... have gone south, and that's what she was really known for. Shakira still seems to be well in order, Cher is way to old and plastic for this to be her.

Trying to think of more 1-worders... Beyonce? doesn't seem like it. I'm trying to picture this scene and it totally sounds like something Samantha from SITC would do, but only the character not Kim C.

Jennifer said...

SATC, sorry.

Cecilia00 said...

In the one name thing: I'd still leave Xtina in the running for that - even though I don't think it's her.

Cecilia00 said...

"I wonder if he imagined it was a guy"

Sounds to me like the boyfriend is known and their are gay whispers.

Reese and Jake??

dunduhdunddun said...

I'm with Xtina and Adam Levine for #1 since I heard this before and
Madonna for #2

MadLyb said...

1. Jennifer Lopez, 2. Steven Tyler (do they get along? - haven't watched the show), 3. Madonna, 4. Her current toddler from Brazil who's rumored to have had a boyfriend before being swooped away.

Idiot Watcher said...

I think 3 and 4 are so obviously Madonna and Brahim. No brainer. That boy has gay written all over him - didn't he actually have a boyfriend when he hooked up with Madonna? Too easy.

(And clearly Madonna can't perform - vocally or physically - at the same level she used to, so while she's perma-A list because she's Ma-fuckin-donna, her talent has certainly "dropped.")

redanemone said...

For 1 and 2 Xtina and Adam Levine

For 3 and 4 Madonna and Brahim (Imagined it was a guy)- Guy Ritchie for the clue?

FS said...

What show are Jessica Simpson and Nicole Richie doing together?

3 and 4 could definitely be Britney and JT, but I'm thinking the Madonna guesses are more accurate.

WeRTheSquirrels said...

How about Paula Abdul and Cheryl Cole for 1&2

ardleigh said...

3/4--Who's RiRi dating???

SKT said...

I really have a question but I guess I should leave a guess to the Blind Item first...I'll go with everyone else before me and say Jessica Simpson & Nicole Richie for 1&2 since they just added Nicole on. Adam levine is not a new hire so it couldn't be xtina!

My question is I'm new to this site and loooove the blind items. So they are constantly posted, but when do we get the reveals? I saw some comment thing about waiting six months for more and I was confused. Thanks!!!

Cecilia00 said...

SKT - reveals are on January 1 and July 4

My problem with the Madonna guess is that it feels like Enty is saying the person dropped in fame....

Mango said...

Did I read right? Nicole was added to that show with Xtina, Adam Levine and Cee Lo Green? Aren't the "stars" on that show supposed to have musical careers? You know, so they have the chops to help the wannabees?

@SKT - Don't get your hopes up. Not *all* blinds are revealed. :)

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Goodgrief said...

Nicole and Jessica are doing a fashion show together, Fashion Star, I think it is called.

sunnyside1213 said...

JHo and Tyler
Madonna

Basil said...

Maybe 19 years ago I could see Madonna as this blind. But ever since her kids have been born, she has pretty much stopped antics like that to get attention.

Can't see it a Cher either since Cher really doesn't strike me as the type to do something as crass as this.

Not sure who is left out of one word names. Gaga might fit, but she is still kinda known as Lady Gaga officially. Though of course if you were to mention the name Gaga, we all know who it is.

So I am going for Gaga for 3/4 and either Xtina or Jlo for 1/2

KellyLynn said...

I think 1 and 2 are Paula Abdul and Nicole Scherzinger, with The X Factor as the show. I can see there being a bit of contention there, with Nicole being a younger version of Paula.

3 and 4, Madonna and whoever that model guy is would seem obvious. I can't really think of anyone else who isn't married and isn't still A-list.

lutefisk said...

Where does 3/4 mention the one-worder is a singer? I keep rereading this---what about Demi, Scarlett, Winona, Angelina....there are other performers besides singers that are known by one name.

Goodgrief said...

Roseanne and Tom Arnold

shehla said...

Jessica Simpson & Nicole Ritchie for the first two.

I'm gonna guess Beyonce and Gay Z for the second! Only because Beyonce sucks. Its probably Madonna.

ecua said...

#3 & #4:

Oprah and Stedman!!

ecua said...

Ok, but seriously:

#1 & 2: Simpson/Richie

#3 & 4: Xtina and that guy

signwithclass said...

1&2. Mariah Carey? She's a mentor on the X factor. Maybe she has an issue with Paula, or Kelly? I know she's rumored to be jealous of Beyonce, who's making an appearance.

3&4. I thought Rihanna, because it sounds like something she'd do. But isn't she still considered A list? Jay Z had gay rumors, so maybe Beyonce? Or maybe Madonna/A rod?

anna said...

#1christian #singer melanie fiona she will suck anyone just met her at any of them after parties and ask she will (give).

Henriette said...

I'm going with Xtina for one/two and Madonna for three/four.

Jill said...

I think 3/4 is Shakira and Gerard Pique. She's a one-word known singer who's famous around the world, and I think Pique has had gay rumors surrounding him for a while.

Bubbles said...

I'm a bit confused. Is the she was A list when they started dating- meant to emphasize the fact that she's no longer A list and they're still dating and this happened like last week or that they're no longer dating?

Beyonce doesn't have a boyfriend, she has a husband, so I don't think it would be her.

And if Madonna's Arab Muslim boyfriend is in fact gay, I'd think he'd be more comfortable around Madonna than at home with his family.

silenttype said...

The answer to 3 & 4 is Rhianna and Drake.

G said...

This is so Rihanna and Drake.

Rock said...

3/4 is OBVIOUSLY Madonna and her new boy toy (it has to be just a one word name people!!!) and the reference to "guy" seals it.

Char said...

I definitely thought Madonna and her latest toy.

Henriette said...

Madonna always has a thing for gay guys. Even when she was younger she slept with gay men. I forgot the guy from her "Truth or Dare" and "Vogue" days who was gay but slept with her.

Kid Sis said...

SOLVED! Larry David outed himself on his season premier as #16 The Girl Scout cookie scofflaw!!

http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2007/07/may-blind-item-updates-with-12-new.html

http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2007/05/todays-blind-items-jackass.html

Tempestuous Grape said...

@Kid Sis -- What a dick! Larry David, you jerk.

KLM said...

Wait Kid Sis, I don't think he outed himself, did he? I am waiting to watch it tonight, but did he actually reference it, or are you just using the plot to say he outed himself?

whitegirl said...

Since there is no reference as to when this happened, I'm going to say Liza and David Gest. Liza is/was a full-on partier, complete with whispers of crack smoking and pulling young guys/gays...

lulu said...

Madonna is crass and can't sing. Her taste in clothes is atrocious. Her brother used to advise her - now her young daughter helps her. Her hair plastered flat on the top of her head then hanging down is very aging and her new face with the broad cheeks etc is creepy and desperate. She has always been a no-talent singing juvenile songs ie "Papa Don't Preach" - barf! barf! barf! No wonder she started using her albums as door stops in London; perhaps she listed to music other than her own.
It certainly took a long while - Guy probably couldn't lie to her like most of her sycophantic friends so he was the first one to tell her the truth. I am ashamed for her and for Guy. I celebrate her persistence and excellent marketing skills though but that is all.