Random Photos Part Two

Fans in London getting ready for the Harry Potter premiere. And since it is London,
they all brought their umbrellas.
Angelina Jolie carries the twins out of a bowling alley while Shiloh looks more like Brad every day.
She looks thrilled to be having his lips on her. How much do you think she was paid to go through with all of this?
Emma Watson looking lovely at a photo call for Harry Potter.
Have you ever seen Kathy Griffin's Cher bit? It is hilarious.
Zookeeper. Cross between Mall Cop and Night At The Museum. Here are Kevin James, Leslie Bibb and Rosario Dawson.
Henry Winkler makes a new friend.
It's a New Kid.

Tony Danza has a new show. Instead of Who's The Boss it is called Who's The Scientologist?

Random Photos Part One

Two parts today.

That is actually a pamphlet for psychics that Halle Berry is holding.
Kelly Osbourne coming home after partying last night in London.
Kelly Slater talks surfing with the CEO of Daphne's.
Mariah made her first appearance in public since the twins were born.
Nicole and Keith and the family back in Los Angeles so they can go to Kate & William's party.
Rumer Willis tries to get some attention at the gas station.
Nice big fake smiles and clenched teeth from both Salma Hayek and her husband.
Taylor Momsen got a bunch of girls to take off their tops and climb on stage with her in Barcelona last night.
Verne Troyer looking for fans that want a kiss from him.

Field Of Dreams 2

Field of Dreams 2: NFL Lockout with Taylor Lautner from Taylor Lautner

Guy Fieri Needs To Give The Child Back

TMZ is reporting that Guy Fieri has his 11 year old nephew hidden away at a Northern California lake with no phone service and completely cut off from the world. This poses a problem because a judge ordered that the boy needs to be given to his father. Earlier this year, Guy's sister died of cancer. She had one son. The boy;s father fought for custody against Guy's parents. The father won and the judge ordered he be given custody. Since then though the father has not been able to get custody because Guy has the boy hidden away. This is not cool. Just because you are a celebrity chef does not mean you get to make your own laws.

The father has not driven to this lake house because he does not want to get into a confrontation with the family. Here is what you do. You call the sheriff in whatever county the boy is in and have them go with you.

Most Boring Celebrity Book Ever

I should clarify the most boring celebrity book ever. The book Ian Halperin is writing about Lady GaGa will be the most boring celebrity book ever that was not written by a celebrity. If you are ever in a library, go to the biography section and pick up a book written by a celebrity and start reading it. Then read one about the same person written by someone else. It is like the celebrity was two different people.

Anyway, Ian did this interview with Star, and like most things Ian, it is a lot of hype and not much substance. The headline promises drugs and diets shockers and how Lady GaGa is a walking time bomb of destruction. What we really get is that Lady GaGa used drugs in the past, which she has admitted, that she regularly starves herself to fit into her costumes which is what many "everyday people" do when they are trying to fit in their clothes. Oh, and she stares in the mirror a lot looking at her imperfections. Wow, so far, this sounds like most people in the world. The only revelation is that Ian says her lupus is more serious than she lets on and uses all the makeup to hide the blotches on her face and body. Meh. I don't know. She goes out a lot without makeup and I have never seen any hideous blotches.

Who wants a book about Lady GaGa anyway? At least make it someone we want to read made up stuff about.

I'm Disappointed In Kate And William

I will admit that I like Kate Middleton and Prince William. I am a fan. I would hang out with them if invited and half of Hollywood would do the same. The thing is, it is not up to you or me who gets invited to some shindig honoring the pair, it should be up to them and this is why I am a little disappointed in them.

Lets say you can have any celebrity you want to come to your party. You don't even have to choose one, you can have as many as you like. Who are you going to pick? Feel free to share in the comments. I will tell you who I would never pick and that is Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony. Those are two of the guests that Kate and William wanted? Why? Come on. You can do better than that. Tom Hanks is coming and I can see that. Victoria and David Beckham because it would kind of be insulting to not have them be there after they just showed up at your wedding and bought you that coffee maker. Can't come into town and not see them. At least there are no Kardashians on the list. I guess they could buy their way in to the cocktail party because it is only $4000 a person for that and Kim makes about triple that for each Tweet she sends out. "Tweet Tweet Tweet. OK, I just paid for the entire family, lets go. Oh wait Bruce wants to come? Tweet."

Oh, and will someone please take Kate to In-N-Out and get her some food. Please.

James Spader Confirmed As New Boss At The Office

In the season finale last year, I thought James Spader was the best actor they put in that episode, but I am also unsure if it would translate into an entire 26 episode season. It will certainly provide a new dynamic and make The Office dramatically different than it was in the past. The lines you write for Steve Carell as Michael Scott are not the same you write for James Spader as Robert California. I kind of enjoyed Creed being boss. A whole season if him being the boss could be hilarious.

Blind Item

Being married to a wealthy actor probably has its benefits, but as this bride is learning, it can also be a pain in the butt. Our actor is a solid B lister, probably forever because of all his television work. Although lately it has been slacking, he had a very, very good run. His forays into movies have always sucked.

Our actor requires his wife to ask what she can wear that day. He also requires that she only speaks at parties when she is spoken to, and cannot offer up any tidbits on her own, especially while our actor is speaking. The wife must eat at the same time as our actor. All expenses she incurs must be approved in advance by him. Oh, and she has to ask permission before getting to leave the house alone.

Man Identifies Notorious B.I.G. Killer - Maybe

Clayton Hill is currently serving time in a federal prison. This week he told HipHopDx that he knows who killed Notorious B.I.G.. This is not one of those hey I know who the real killer books are by OJ and coming soon to a store near you, Casey Anthony. Clayton says that he is the one who took possession of the gun used to kill B.I.G. Seriously? OK, that is a big big lead. He says that he accepted from a man he knew as Dawoud Muhammad who told him when handing over the gun that he used it to kill B.I.G.

Now for all the holes in the story. Why the guy would still have the gun and not have thrown it away somewhere is beyond me. You know where Clayton said he met this guy? In Atlanta. You know where B.I.G. was killed? Los Angeles. Oh, and Clayton told the site he met Muhammad at the Greyhound bus station. So, let me get this straight. This Muhammad guy kills B.I.G., then gets on a bus, travels all the way across the country for three days and then hands the gun off when he get there. Huh. Why would you not drop it off in a dumpster in Kansas? Why not drop it on the ground at the shootings? Clayton says there were no fingerprints, so dump the gun at the shooting and be done with it. Oh, and Clayton also has a book coming out. So, he could use the publicity.

At the time of the investigation, the main suspect was a guy named Amir Muhammad, but Clayton was shown photos of him and could not positively identify him as the guy he saw in Atlanta.

Casey Anthony Juror Speaks

One of the alternate jurors in the Casey Anthony trial spoke the other day, but when Jennifer Ford spoke to ABC news, she was the first of the actual jurors who decided Casey Anthony's fate to come forward with the reasoning and some of the answers to the questions everyone wants answered.

In coming forward first, she also becomes the face of the jurors and the most likely to get money from a book should she choose to write one or have someone write one for her. Yeah, jurors will make money off this too.

Jennifer says that she did not think Casey Anthony was innocent, just that there was not enough evidence presented to show she killed Caylee. "I just said there was not enough evidence. If you cannot prove what the crime was, you cannot determine what the punishment should be." She also said all the jurors were crying about the verdict and were too fragile emotionally to talk to the media that day.

National Enquirer Blind Item

WHAT major TV star tells anyone who will listen how madly in love he is with his wife – but recently made his spouse sign “quit claim” deeds on their TWO mansions over to him so she can’t claim the properties if they split up?

Worst Proposal Ever

When I first heard the story of Dallas Cowboys wide receiver Roy Williams getting his marriage proposal turned down, I was sad for him. I mean, here you are putting it all on the line and they say no. As many times as I have been married, there have been people who have also said no. They tend to be the bartenders and waitresses of the world who I met a few hours earlier sober and then decided at some point I had to be with for the rest of my life. Luckily, most of the time they turned me down. The one exception was my Vegas wedding. You know what? For not knowing the person more than a few hours, it was probably one of my more happy marriages.

Anyway, I was prepared to be all sad for Roy, especially when I read that he did not get his ring back. This is where I got confused. Down on one knee, you pop the question, she says no, but you don't get the ring back? How is that possible? How do we all know Roy did not get the ring back? Because he is suing Brooke Daniels, a former beauty queen and his ex-girlfriend who did not return the ring, claimed she lost it, and yet somehow her father had it.

So, how again did she have it after saying no? Well this is a classic. No matter how bad your marriage proposals have been, this will top it.

According to an affidavit signed by Williams, he sent $5,000 for school and dental bills, a baseball for Daniels’ brother and — as a surprise — a recorded marriage proposal with the ring through the mail just before Valentine’s Day to Daniels. However, when Daniels declined the proposal, she did not return the ring.

Through the mail? A recorded message? Could he not make the 45 minute flight to Odessa and do it in person? And what is the deal with the expenses? You are sending someone thousands of dollars every month for expenses and you are shocked she kept the ring. The ring was worth about $76,000. The national humiliation of having people know you proposed through the mail to a woman you send checks to? Priceless.

BuzzFoto Blind Item

This A list actor (mostly A list in the 90′s) loves dressing up in women’s clothing and having one night stands with men he meets at clubs, but he tells everyone he is most definitely not gay.

Four Years In Jail

I will have another post later this morning about Casey Anthony, but wanted to leave you space to comment about the four year sentence and $4000 fine that was handed down this morning. Casey has already served close to three years so she could walk today. Maybe she will do something on parole and get sent back to jail. Look at her appearance today and how different it is compared to the trial and her mom looks absolutely ecstatic. That is one messed up family dynamic.

Random Photos Part Two

Anne Hathaway goes for slinky and see through on her way into a fashion show in Paris.
I think this look she put on for an afternoon show was much better.
Bette Midler on the set of her new movie.
A very rare Hugh Grant at a party photo that does not involve body shots off 18 year old girls.
The worst selling Vanity Fair cover in 12 years.
Jon Hamm and Jennifer Westfeldt getting in a little tiff out in public.
Yeah, because everyone wears full length denim jackets when it is 100 degrees out. I wonder if Kirstie is gaining weight.
Kate and William paddle.
Kate drops the ball for street hockey.
Kate talks down to her imaginary friend.
William shows you why there are no players from England in the NHL, although it does look like he got it on goal. Or hit someone in the crowd.

Random Photos Part One

Two parts today.

Katie Holmes decided she had enough bikinis and sun in Miami for awhile so headed off to Fashion Week in Paris where she hung out with Cate Blanchett and Roberta Armani.
Khloe Kardashian looks like a joy to hang out with.
Kimberly Stewart getting bigger by the day. No word still from Benicio.
Lady GaGa does the claw in Taiwan. Must be a Texas Rangers fan.
This is what Lindsay Lohan did on house arrest. Posed for Vanity Fair Italy. I think the bear is trying to look down her top. Hell, if he buys her a drink she will probably let him grope them.
Olivia Wilde wins the cool t-shirt of the day award.
Russell Brand looking oddly sad.
I still can't decide if the whole breakup thing was for ratings.
A body rub ointment manufacturer in Japan hired Tiger to endorse their product. Well, I am sure he will rub it somewhere.
Zac Efron compares muscles with other guys.

They Might Be Giants - Tubthumping

You have to watch it. Seriously. It is really good and it is just 5 minutes of your life.


They Might Be Giants covers Chumbawamba

Jessica Biel & Justin Timberlake

You know it is a slow week when a tabloid cannot even muster the effort to come up with some kind of Jennifer Aniston cover and instead go with a Justin Timberlake/Jessica Biel reunion. According to US Weekly, the couple are back on. Back on what? The pretend bandwagon? Obviously Gerard Butler did not want to play the game like Jessica wanted it played so he moved on. There are not too many guys who would stick around for years on end and not actually be the boyfriend in the truest sense of the word.

Apparently the couple is just taking it slow right now. Uh huh. Justin decided he did not like the single life. Uh huh. I think that was more like Mila Kunis found him lacking in certain areas. Hey, everyone has to fill space and a former couple haring a taco in a foreign country qualifies as canoodling which qualifies as hooking up which qualifies as dating which qualifies as probably about to get proposed to on their very own reality show.