Friday, February 03, 2012

Corey Feldman Eliminated From Dancing On Ice


I know you might not have heard that Corey Feldman was eliminated this past week on Dancing On Ice. News travels slow when you are an 80's reclamation project looking for any work you can find. I am constantly amazed though at how women throw themselves at the guy like he is the second coming. His last wife was a Playboy Playmate. Granted, I think she treated the whole marriage as kind of a joke, but she was still willing to be seen with him in public which is more than I would do. Would you be willing to be seen with a guy who dresses in his Michael Jackson tribute clothes everyday and has a blue strand of hair hanging over his face. Oh, and has no job? Well, if you do then you are going to have to take a number and wait in line behind all of these women who find him irresistible.

20 comments:

Maja. With a J. said...

I think he is a bit nutty but he's had a troubled life and traumatic experiences in his childhood. It's not a surprise that he turned out a little on the loopy side. He's probably just happy to be alive, he could easily have gone down the same road as Corey Haim.

EmEyeKay said...

I don't care about Corey Feldman. What I do care about are @Himmmm's comments to yesterday's blind item. I keep re-reading them. Wow.

Syko said...

How was he eliminated? Did he trip on his hair?

Syko said...

Holy crap, EmEyeKay, I just now read those! Jeez.

Rose said...

Wasn't Dancing on Ice a job?

anita_mark said...

I guess if my goal was to be a Real Housewife or on another show where it's clear I have no dignity, then yeah, I'd get in line.

bits of moxy said...

I'd mercy hit it, just to cut that f'n piece of hair off.

DixieTheNoble82 said...

Thanks @EmEyekay! I would of never seen those comments. Holy cow!

Jasmine said...
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Jasmine said...

Heather Locklear,
Lara Flynn Boyle,
Julie Bowen
Playboy Playmate Jillian Grace
Nicollette Sheridan

What do all these lovlies have in common?

They've ALL ridden on the David Spade train ifyaknowwhatimean~

If Spade can get ass like this, color me NOT surprised Feldman, an 80s kid icon, is getting nonfamous hot chicks.

EmEyeKay said...

@Syko @Dixie... I'm glad you looked, they blew me away. I had extra time this morning - and Wow! - glad I checked. Wish Enty's messageboard worked.

nolachickee said...

The longer that strand of hair gets, the more magical it becomes! Maybe the strand hypnotizes the ladies. Like a vampire, the strand can will them into doing anything that Corey desires.

RocketQueen said...

I actually kind of liked his last wife. She had been a fan of his since she was really young, and kind of worshipped him. Not sure what went wrong there, but she didn't seem like a famewhore to me.

Netta said...

I wouldn't hit that with a 2X4 but maybe he's a really sweet person. Or, he could have a big pee-pee. Who knows. But yeah, cut that fucking hair. So irritating.

Icecat said...

Yeah, what ever happened to Suzie?

anita_mark said...

Jasmine, please don't compare Corey Whichever-one-didn't-die to David Spade. David Spade has done some classic comedies (Tommy Boy and Joe Dirt come to mind first) plus he's been in a few long-running sitcoms. He's had a pretty good career. And he's hilarious.

Besides people having an inexplicable fondness for the 80s, what does Corey offer?

I'm a child of the 80s. I hate almost all things 80s. I hate reminiscing and believing that things that weren't all that great back then are perfect and untouchable now. Sigh... I'm an angry person.

Julie said...

wait, he got married after Susie???
I feel like I really should have known this.

Jasmine said...
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Jasmine said...

@Anita- LOL girl, okay okay, I'll back off the comparisons...

Spade IS hilarious and obviously talented...

BUT so was Corey as a kid-his comic timing pretty good especially for his age.

Though I will admit I did wince when you said "Corey Whichever-one-didn't-die"- DAYUM girl, that was harsh.

Jasmine said...

^funny, but harsh