Thursday, February 02, 2012

Today's Blind Items

This former B+ television actress from a very hit series on this almost network was spending time with rich guys for money but they have started to disappear from her life because of her continued drug use. Her money is gone and now she has been reduced to charging by the hour and even ran an ad on Backpage.

78 comments:

parissucksliterally said...

Mischa.

pegd said...

Mischa?

Vicki Cupper said...

Mischa.

parissucksliterally said...

hahahahha, I just read the first three comments in a Jan Brady voice.

"Mischa, Mischa Mischa!"

nolachickee said...

I'm on the Mischa train too.

yourfaceisamess said...

Rose McGowan-Charmed-WB?

RenoBlondee said...

Mischa

anita_mark said...

Wasn't The OC on Fox? If so, it's not an "almost network."

califblondy said...

I thought she cleaned up?

J LO said...

Tara Reid ?

brianna said...

I thought Fox was considered an "almost network". The big three being NBC ABC CBS. No?

spacecowboy78 said...

While tempting to say Mischa, Fox is not an almost network. UPN/WB/CW are/were the almost network(s). That said, I have no guesses yet.

parissucksliterally said...

Mischa was not on Fox, she was on the CW.

Red said...

Mischa Barton is not B+. Fox is not an 'almost network'.

Michelle Trachtenberg?

spacecowboy78 said...

The OC aired on Fox.

parissucksliterally said...

I stand corrected. I never watched it, but I thought it was on a crappier network. lol

SkittleKitty said...

Series that were popular on CW/UPN:
Dawson's Creek
Popular
Buffy
Gilmore Girls (but this is not one of them)
One Tree Hell (intentional typo)- current but lots of turnover, I think

What else? I don't know the Buffy cast beyond Alyson, Sarah Michelle, David B., Trachetenberg, and the Spike guy...

Ice Angel said...

Kate Gosselin....hahahahaha

pilly said...

Mischa

pilly said...

Mischa

Vicki Cupper said...

I would love for it to be Bitchelle Trachtenbitch.

Amy said...

I thought Michelle Trachtenberg too.

Himmmm said...

NOT Mischa, trust me.
But I could give you a list...a very LONG list of those who do this stuff from the 80s, 90s, and today. A few even carry their magazine covers with them. One ex-star will even bring a DVD you can watch of her on TV and in films to add to your fantasy. Anyone recall Saved By The Bell, Charles in Charge, 90210, or Baywatch? That's just a few of the hourly "stars" one can hire (some of them, not all).

Sadly, the biggest sector seems to be ex-Disney/Nick starlets and pop stars who charge by the hour, day, and even month. I know of one very special ex-teen pop singer/actress who did it just for kicks and kinks with her then-BFF main gay. Now she's married and preggo. Then there's the almost Oscar-worthy actress known for her body who specializes in dominatrix by the hour. Shocking, especially since she's a good actress and still has work. Some people's kinks cannot be unraveled I guess.

If any of you live in L.A. just stop by any hot trendy club and ask a doorman/bouncer...or a hotel valet or limo driver. They specialize in hooking up johns to ex-stars. They can also answer most of these blinds. Sad, but true.

Lady J said...

Damn Himmmm. Me and you need to hang out for some drinks so we can have a gossip chat. ;)

chopchop said...

^^ Wow wow wow!!

AndrewBW said...

If it's Mischa, she's keeping pretty active for a junkie. IMDB says she has a TV movie in the can for 2012, one movie in post-production and another filming, plus one lined up for 2013. For Michelle Trachtenberg it just lists one movie in post-production for 2013. Movies don't usually take a year for post-production do they? Plus I think she got some pretty poor press for her work on "Gossip Girl." And the BI doesn't say that she starred in the hit series, only that she was "from" the series.

I like that guess.

Cecilia00 said...

Isn't leelee Sobieski the dominatrix Himmm is referring to? That's been rumored
For years...

BigMama said...

*gobsmacked*

mostly cause I realize he more or less answered about 4 blinds without actually answering them.

mikey said...

Himmmm, you perked up my day! Wow

Mr. Britta said...

Yeah, Trachtenberg was the first name that popped into my head as well. She's got a reputation for being an entitled c-word, right? Makes sense that if she was charging, she'd still think the world of herself.

Del Riser said...

@Himmmm, good to know, but not good to know, know what I mean?

Vicki Cupper said...

Himmmmmm, why do you not have your own blog?!

Momster said...

Shannen Doherty/90210? I saw her in a terrible ad on TV the other day about getting a diploma or something. Or maybe she's the answer to one of himmmmm's blinds, lol.

(and I agree with the leelee guess as the dom)

feraltart said...

@Himmmm, thank you for sharing. Sad for the ones that have to, as opposed to the ones that want to. Why don't any of them just get jobs?

RocketQueen said...

Trachtenberg is STILL on Gossip Girl. Not her.

JoElla said...

WOW Himmmm!

lzahart said...

I do not think it's a stretch to say Fox was an "almost network" back in the day of 90210 beginning, I mean all they had was that show, The Simpsons, and virtually nothing else. Based on the AMAZING comments of a certain Himmmmmm I am going to guess Ms. Brenda Walsh aka the awesome Shannen D. She has a history of hanging w and even sometimes marrying rich dudes. And prior bad behavior would indicate she likes the drugs.

I also don't think M. Trachtenberg is washed up enough to do this-- she had 2 paying gigs this yr btwn GG and Weeds.

I do think by the time the OC premiered that Fox was in fact a real network so Mischa is maybe not a contender but I don't doubt she does this too.

Lady Chatterly said...

Feraltart, for lots of cash for only a few hours a day and liking a certain lifestyle.

They should get legit jobs though. Even stripping is legitimate.

Cheryl said...

Himmm! Welcome back! We have missed you so!We did have some discussions about you, but I would not consider it talking behind your back...

Basil said...

I'm with lzahart. Back in the day, the Fox was an "almost" network. So I am just going to throw out this name (not because I believe it), how about Heather Locklear?

Jolene Jolene said...

Whoa, Himmmm! Is the ex teen pop star/now married/pregnant one Hillary Duff? And who's the almost Oscar-worthy know for her body?? I'd rather guess these than the Enty's!

BigMama said...

@Jolene jolene - I would say Scarlett for the almost oscar worthy, she did do some very "nomination" worthy films

Boobs U said...

Great guess on Hillary Duff Jolene! I completely forgot about her:)

jax said...

maybe Himmmm does have one...

;)

figgy said...

Sooooo glad Himmmm is back!

Yes @Cecelia, I thought of Leelee Sobieski too. I'll bet that's who Himmmm is referring to.

Vicky said...

Woah, I am so glad I clicked on the comment for this one. I'm guessing Nicole Egglert for the Charles in Charge one, and Elizabeth Berkley for Saved by the Bell....unless there is more than one person from each series which is sadly possible. Ugh, this whole thing, while fun to guess, is just making me sad for these women...and/or men.

Vicky said...

Oh, and I guess Shannon Doherty for Entys blind. I figured she was getting hard for money when she looked into buying the horse farm down the road from me but word on the street was she didn't have the $$$. I'm just thankful she didn't become a neighbor....or should I saw neeeeeiiiigh-bor.

Robin the Mad Photographer said...

Welcome back, Himmmm! We missed you around here!

I know Leelee's the popular guess for the dominatrix, but while she's a decent actress, I'm not sure she's either potentially Oscar-caliber or known for her body; I just have the sneaky feeling it's a bigger name than that.

Also, as I understand it, being a dominatrix isn't necessarily illegal--a lot of it depends on what exactly goes on between the domme and her client, but as long as they're not having any kind of sex. (IIRC, most of the time the men have to get themselves off...that is, if they're allowed to get off at all.) If I absolutely HAD to do some kind of sex work, I could see being a femdomme...I don't necessarily want to beat people up, mind you, but the idea of being able to boss a bunch of guys around and have them like it, AND get to dress up and look really cool in the process? Oh hell yes!

(There's a photo of me from 1995ish where I'm posing in front of a tattoo studio called, of all things, Pain and Wonder, while wearing a black pleather dress I made myself with boots and bright red lipstick, and having entirely too much fun slapping my own palm with a riding crop. I did it for shits and grin at the then-annual Boybutante Ball at the 40 Watt Club in Athens, GA--it was a benefit for AIDS Athens, IIRC--and I swear to God I've never been so popular and so much in demand at a social event in my entire life! Guys were lining up and sticking their asses out, begging to be flogged! Ah, my misspent youth... ;-)

lutefisk said...

I immediately thought Hillary Duff, but I doubt it is her. She made quite a few movies after Lizzie Maguire and was
always in the public eye. I can't think of anyone else that fits.

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Himmmm said...

This is a two-part LONG message, so sorry :-)
First, let me say THANK YOU! For all the hilarious, warm, and cool comments/gratitude that all of you have sent my way (on this post and others). I’m glad you enjoy my 2 cents and a few of the experiences I’ve had. As far as this blind (or any other items I may have contributed to) I’ll try to help out a bit. Without saying too much (which could definitely get me in hot water which could get me banished to summer stock theater in Kryzakyzikjzistan), I’ll add the following:

I am NOT saying that any of the following are 100% prostitutes who trade money for sex (or drugs for sex, sex for roles, or even cash 4 gold!). But I’m also NOT saying these people have NOT done any of that either. Here’s some names who MAY have done something like that, and who MAY have been the answer to this or another BLIND. Sorry if this is all confusing.

If you know who some of the celeb pals Enty has admitted to in the past - you can connect dots to some of his blinds. Example: If enty has admitted he knows Leighton Meester, then you can guess some shows on an ALMOST NETWORK may include Gossip Girl. EXAMPLE 2: Kind of like (hypothetically, of course) if Enty knows Mena Suvari. Then you might deduce some blind about a young actress of excellent caliber who does VERY naughty intimate things could possibly be THORA BIRCH. Obviously it’s in her blood and she’s built for it. They did Am. Beauty together and still remain “friends”. See how that works? Otherwise, you may be forced to just throw out random guesses for blinds like:

Taylor Momsen (a former TV actress on an almost network. Gave up TV acting, and now “modeling” with porn stars like Jenna Haze while still touring with her band - which she’s paying for out of pocket since Interscope refuses to kick in a dime. Then there’s:

Katie Cassidy (the queen of CW in about 5 shows. Likely a B-list due to name/face recognition and film roles too. Most nights she could outrun the whole Bolivian Army in a foot race for marching powder, but it’s killing her career and reliability. I’ve known her since her childhood, and even with a famous name and dad, still no cash. ) Oddly (ahem!) she keeps getting replaced in roles, or whole movies don’t get released. Odd. But she still gets cast in big flicks like one coming up by director Chris Carter. NOT exactly a D-list filmmaker. Sadly, she’ll self-destruct.

(END PART ONE)

Himmmm said...

(BEGIN PART TWO)

Some other names to consider in blinds and hints:
Leelee Sobieski (a whip-smart actress who ALSO played a dominatrix in a movie), and:

Hayden Panettiere (who is into every conceivable form of pain, pleasure, rough sex, kinky sex, bi-sex, same-room-as-your-adult-parent-uggh-vomit-style sex, and watersports…all just before 11am). She likes to give the lashings, not receive and she likes watching her exploits on her vids. A 99% chance she’ll be hacked and the world will see her kinks too.

Jessica Simpson (Yes, Miss Teen Clean bubblegum Jesus girl. Whose affection for bodily fluids, backdoor shenanigans, sexual asphyxia, auto-asphyxia, and taking a walk on the wild side are known by the entire industry. So would Miss Pearl Pure-panties ever don a wig and literally whore herself out to a stranger with a gay BFF joining in/watching?)

Stacey Dash (starred in Clueless film and TV show on the UPN for a while. She’s always laid off gigs, and cast but then fired. Then Playboy spread. All these combine to trigger red alert for drugs AND desperation. In fact, rumor has it she carries a DVD in her purse as her “demo reel” to show anyone who will hire her. For acting I mean).

Shannen Doherty (start with 90210 antics, and then Rick Salomon, and her new hubby. She’s THAT girl who would do ANYTHING on a dare, or for money, or kicks).

Michelle Trachtenberg could fit several blinds, but she’s starved for attention - not money. She doesn’t whore out for cash, but does for roles/screen time. As she did on her show to cement her expanded role. She literally dove onto the casting couch legs in the air. To me that seems to make her a whore.

If you look at the career trajectory of Nicole Eggert, or Elizabeth Berkley (whom everyone knows carries a fold-out casting couch WITH her everywhere, despite her “marriage”. She still cannot land or keep a role, and her so-called reality series that was called “batshit insane and like watching a Jack Russell Terrier on CRACK”, by everyone after the pilot was passed around.).

Sorry if these don’t come out and say the answer EXACTLY, but I hope maybe some of these names might help in your riddle solving quests. Thanks again to each of you for your kindness!

(END COMMENT).

Cheryl said...

Holy Cow! So glad I decided to check back and see if you had responded, Himmm. What a way to start an otherwise normal Friday! And by normal, I mean I am soooooo thankful that I am that (at least in comparison!!!)

lutefisk said...

Thank you Himmmm. That is quite a bit of information to digest at 6:00 AM. I guess nothing should shock me any longer.
I feel bad for Katie Cassidy. She is a beautiful girl and with her connections should be able to have a nice career. I guess it isn't in the stars for her.
Nothing surprises me any longer. I am happy to hear Hillary Duff is not the answer to any of the blinds. My daughter is 18 and was just at the right age when all of these Disney/Nick stars gained popularity. She used to say to me that Hillary Duff was the only one who seemed totally normal and would end up happy and not messed up. I guess she was correct.

Vicki Cupper said...

Wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww....


I think I just had a gossip version of an orgasm. I need a cigarette.

Was it good for you, too?

BigMama said...

wow, it's like getting the secret password to a Gossip Cave of Wonders...Thanks Himmmmmmmmmmmm, whomever you are. (I think I need a cigarette as well)

Catmommy said...

Himmmmmmmmmm,

I thought at one time you listed your profession as something in the medical field? are you a on set doctor? Do they have those? I know my BIL has been contracted as a rotating field doctor for the Dallas Stars and Dallas Cowboys. Great job if you can swing it. it's a position you rotate with other doctirs but it gets you great seats for free and locker room access. I have gotten to go as the plus one before, but the juicy gossip is protected because of confidentality agrements and HIPAA rules. :(

Mango said...

Wowie wow wow. SO GLAD I checked back. *fans self*

Unknown said...

jebuz...that was a shit-load of info! muchas gracias Himmmm! xo

EmEyeKay said...

I haven't been checking back at all, very little time lately. I am SO GLAD I checked this! Dang Himmmm, thank you! (Agree with the others, feel like I need a cig/shower/bowl of ice cream/slap on the face. I found myself HOLDING MY BREATH as I was reading his posts.)

ohthat said...

Holy crap, Himmm, your "clues" are more revealing and entertaining than most blinds. Jessica Simpson!

figgy said...

Wow, that was sooooooooo much fun Himmmm! And so much info, I'm going to have to print it out and digest at my leisure ;-D

lzahart said...

Himmmmmm- wow. That is a lot of info to absorb. I don't want to know what your job is bc I don't want you to get in trouble but I'm going to assume you know your shit and have access to serious dirt! Either that or a fabulous bs artist and you should come work in investment banking w me :) Please keep coming back!

and yes @vicky c- it was good here too :)

Seems like this one might be Taylor M. but I wish I knew the all the details w Ms. Doherty aka the amazing and talented Brenda Walsh... god I bet the dirt goes on foreva.

I'm glad about the Hayden stuff, she is so smug, while I don't want to watch I do look forward to that hacking.

Color me surprised though on the J. Simpson/S. Dash stuff. I wouldn't have ever thought of either of them about that kind of stuff. Say it ain't so Dionne!

Himmmmmmm you rock!

ohthat said...

Hey Himmmm, any word about the men doing this? There have to be some. Thanks for this gossip btw! My mind is blown.

Rowan said...

Oh Himmmmmmmmmm, Oh, Himmmmmmmm....

Wow. (That is satisfaction)

Like everyone else, I am so happy that you have returned. You always add the best sauce to any ice cream.

You should write a book with a good pen name.

DixieTheNoble82 said...

Holy sh..

lisap515 said...

add me to the gobsmacked crowd. WOW. Thanks, Himmmm

Maja. With a J. said...

Catmommy, according to the posts, someone else was using Himmmm's username a couple of weeks back and that person was, or had been at some point, working as an EMT. I think that person posted quite a few times without letting us know that he was not the original...and even now, I'm thinking this is a lot more info than Himmmm would normally divulge...*L*

RocketQueen said...

Himmmm...I am pregnant and feel gross, but I could still use a cigarette after reading that. Thank you!

And I guess now we know why Mayer referred to Jessica as "sexual napalm".

Del Riser said...

Himmmmmmmm, thank you!

elspeth said...

Himmmm, you never cease to amaze, and i fervently hope that you continue your memorable path which is so notable for your honesty, humanity, humor and, oh yeah, some wicked inside info!

KLM said...

Holy shit! How did I miss this post??? It's like the Days of Our Lives tagline - miss a day, miss a lot.

Himmmm, you have made my whole weekend. Those posts were, well, mind-blowing. Thanks!!!

surfer said...

Holy Batman, Hmmmm! I am away right now, so have only been checking in intermittently, but all I can muster right now is just wow, wow, wow. Thanks.

Katja said...

wow!

gralismom said...

@maja (and @ himmm)- oh I am so glad to hear that the person posting recently was a faker! I love reading Himmm's intelligent, witty and direct writing so I actually was concerned when reading some of "his" posts from recent weeks. Whoever that was was scattered and seemed less intelligent and, well, high to me. Himmm, I'm glad you are still you!

Smokey772 said...

<3 you Himmmm. These are better than most reveals! I immediately thought Rachel Bilson. I remember reading somewhere that she did this after OC went off the air.I know it was on Fox, but lately, I wouldn't put it past any of the Hollywood hoe's we call "actresses" these days.

nugggy2000 said...

Himmmm,
I absolutely love your contributions to these types of blind items. The ones about celebrities escorting are the most facinating/shocking to me. I heard a rumor that Avril Lavigne tried her hand at this for a brief time, any truth to this? I also heard that Vanessa Marcil from the show Las Vegas has as well(I have a huge crush on her), can you confirm or deny these? Thanks, and keep up the great posts.