The cover of the National Enquirer this week is full of Scientology goodness. It is falling apart before their eyes with two of their biggest celebrities full of scandal and/or hate for the church. I imagine there are secret meetings going right now with Tom Cruise and Leah Remini and Kelly Preston and Jada Pinkett Smith on speakerphone and hidden in the dark. Hey, in my mind she treats every scene in real life like a movie. They can see their church falling apart. If any of these people go public they will get national television time and lots of it and the whole church will implode. Maybe it will even get Nicole Kidman to speak. Oh how I want her to speak. Do you know that I would post a new photo of her everyday and tell her how hot she is and never mention the whole fake first pregnancy thing again if she did.
Wednesday, May 23, 2012
Anyway, The Enquirer says Lisa Marie Presley is for sure leaving the church and that John Travolta is a cross-dresser which I wrote in a blind years and years ago. Oh, and they also say that John and Kelly are getting a divorce. Not sure about this one. It isn't like they do a lot in public together anyway, but Kelly is not leaving the church so unless one of them plans on never seeing the kids again that isn't going to happen. Of course are we really sure that new baby is John's baby?