Random Photos Part One
Three or four parts today. Not sure how it is all going to work out.
Michelle Rodriguez takes a break from DJ'ing for a smoke break. Later it looked like she was hammered which is a bad sign.
Earlier in the day she went for a little dive and swim.
Nicole Scherzinger at the MIB3 premiere. When she turned to the side she showed the world everything she has under that outfit.
Also there was a big Freddy Kruger fan.
Kelly Ripa tried to do the sexy look, while Mark Consuelos looks amused.
Tommy Lee Jones is just happy to be getting work that doesn't involve him living in a retirement home.
Apparently Pitbull loves dressing up as MIB3 characters.
John Brolin is hilarious in the movie. Here he is with his wife, Diane Lane.
Russell Crowe pushes a woman out of the way while Cuba Gooding snarls at her. She was trying to photobomb them. Good for her.
Earlier in the day she went for a little dive and swim.
Nicole Scherzinger at the MIB3 premiere. When she turned to the side she showed the world everything she has under that outfit.
Also there was a big Freddy Kruger fan.
Kelly Ripa tried to do the sexy look, while Mark Consuelos looks amused.
Tommy Lee Jones is just happy to be getting work that doesn't involve him living in a retirement home.
Apparently Pitbull loves dressing up as MIB3 characters.
John Brolin is hilarious in the movie. Here he is with his wife, Diane Lane.
Russell Crowe pushes a woman out of the way while Cuba Gooding snarls at her. She was trying to photobomb them. Good for her.
70 comments:
Pitbull needs to change his name to Jackass.
Anybody else wanna slap that look off Jaden's face? WTF is up with his "Whaaaaaa......?" face?
That's the best I've ever seen JPS.
No comment on her daughter.
that woman in the bottom pic is scary lookin and looks like a meth addict.
wonder what's actually going on.
Does that Smith male child have ANY other expression?
I doubt this is the first time Crowe has pushed a woman. Plus, she looks like she weighs about 60 pounds. Way to go, Gladiator. You're a real he-man.
Will Smith's jacket is giving me a headache.
yeah, what is up with that look on that kid's face all the time?
"John Brolin"? *L*
I think the Smith boy thinks he looks cool with that stupid expression. And that Smith girl, oh brother.
I saw Will Smith somewhere on TV recently. He said he's tried to tell Jaden to smile in photos but he's going through a phase where he thinks he looks 'cool' with a serious face and he won't stop doing it. Whatever, it gives the rest of us something to point and laugh at.
Why do female celebs continue to let their hairstylists do the hair poof thing? It has never looked good on anyone and Nicole looks down right silly with her hair like that.
Girlfriend wasnt trying to photobomb- she's obviously starving (HOllywood body) and mistook the facial hair on Russell Crowe's face as some type of dead animal and was trying to eat it!
Seriously he looks like shit.
I dont know why but I dont trust Josh (not John) Brolin. And I feel sorry for the amzing Diane Lane that she is with him.
Will Smith looks like SUCH a goober here, LOLOL. Jada looks purty though. The kids....I just cant. It's like Jadan is wearing a blazer/letterman jacket/bedazzeled outfit. Fuck me in the eyeballs with that ensemble.
Is it weird to have Freddy so near your crotch? Am I the only one who questions the placement of that graphic?
Dumbass needs to do the sideways peace sign like Dipshit Bieber. Then he'll be kewl.
Mark Consuelos feet look huge. Maybe it's the brown shoes.
Mitchie likes the sausage!!!
Willow is the daughter, Jaden is the son.
Will Smith's son is slowly morphing into Adrian Brody. Both kids always look so affected and stuck-up.
Cuba Gooding looks high and Russell Crowe looks drunk.
My son also went with the no-smile-in-photo stage. Hate to compare the 2. Because otherwise, I've got nothing good to say about Jaden.
One of these days I want to find out if Josh is as bad as all us gossipers think he is. And if he is the answer to that disgusting blind that has convinced his wife she is ugly, talentless, and worthless.
Jada's face looks jacked up (as the kids say).
I like Pitbull.
Calling kids dumbasses. Yay for oh-so-smart 'adults.'
Russell Crowe looks to be a humorless ass.
Jada's thumb is creeping me out.
Hopefully, the Smith children will outgrow this awkward stage.
Am I the only one who can't stand Kelly Ripa? Every time I see her she looks like she's sucking in her cheeks.
I love Diane Lane so much. She's perfection.
Jaden Smith is obviously plucking his eyebrows. Ugh. Nice jacket, Will.
@Vickie, Justin Beiber doing that stupid sideways peace sign sends me into a rage.
I can't stand Josh Brolin. I know she withdrew the charges against him (or whatever) but once I hear that about a man, he becomes tainted to me.
I'd love to be Kelly Ripa's best friend. I looked it up and we have the same shoe size. She has so many shoes that I bet she'd give me some.
I don't think "photobombing" is amusing in the least.
I'm not too judgmental, but I am someone with a substance abuse history and all I can say to Michelle Rogriguez is: There are some places you don't want to hang out. A room filled with people doing coke and Ecstasy while drinking booze as fast as they can get it delivered is one of those places, girl. You're a pretty, if somewhat zaftig dame. (¿Cómo se dice »zaftig« en nuestro idioma, chica?) Clean up and be awesome, or booze it up and be a lamentable fuckup. For people with chemical dependency histories, that's the choice. I never liked her much, but she's starting to get under my skin a little.
I just now realized that there are two things I can't stand more than Will Smith and those two things are his spawn.
Is it me or does that girl trying to photobomb Russell and Cuba look suspiciously like Tara Reid?
Mark Consuelos obviously never listened to Frank Zappa's song "Brown Shoes Don't Make It."
Jaden Smith has been insufferable since The Day the Earth Stood Still.
That women looks like she's hauling off the smack Russell Crowe. Maybe she did!
I don't think I'd be happy about my teenage daughter looking like they have Freddy Krueger coming out of their crotch.
That face Jaden Smith always makes is gonna join the pantheon of those stupid internet memes like Forever Alone...
@Robert - your first line there cracked me up - perfect!
I watched Michelle Rodriguez on Finding Your Roots on PBS last week and both my husband and I commented on how she seemed really off (laughing at inappropriate times, etc - though that could have been nerves). If she's back on the bottle (or worse) that would explain the weirdness.
On an off-topic, I'm watching the Chew right now (yes, I admit to watching it) and OMG is Robin Thicke a douche (and not just in his personal life apparently). Seriously. I used to like some of his music, but not any more.
Bitchiest thing to do is criticize kids and I almost never do it but if you're going to shove them down our throats and make us take meetings...those Pinkett-Smith kids have the ugliest and dumbest expressions always. Jaden like he's holding in a huge shit and Willow like a meth head who could stab you at any minute. The family as a whole tries too hard.
Re: photobombing-sometimes, u have to. Just got back from disneyworld, and I'd still be there if I didnt finally photobomb my way outa there! Lol
@EmEyeKay, that was the first thing I thought when I looked at that picture. My gay bff always makes jokes about vaginas having teeth. I think Willow may have just somehow got his back on this.
I like Pitbull too.
I came her to join all of you in punching Jaden in the face. Good God that kid needs a swift punch. *POW*
...aaahhhhhh, feels good man, feels good.
Um, why does Josh Brolin's head always look so BIG? I mean, I keep thinking he's been badly photoshopped.
I feel confident no one here goes around insulting children in the real world. If you can't snark here, then for the love of God, where???
I love pitbull he is a very good dresser.
EmEyeKay, I was feeling badly for looking at a young girl's crotch, but thanks to your post I feel so much better.
Frufra, ITA. Some people need to calm the fuck down.
Add me to the list of people who want to slap those expressions off the Smith kids' faces. Maybe off their parents' faces too, just because.
LOL@Comments
Two of my least favorite people in that last pic.
I loathe Russell Crowe.
"Freddy Krueger coming out of their crotch".
Stop, just stop, oh please, my side hurts.
Robert glad you are in better mood today. You bold stump..
Pitbull needs to do something about that soul patch.
Ha, FS thanks for that story. I was starting to think that was just the Smith kid's unfortunate normal face, and I felt bad.
Josh Brolin is so gorgeous, I have thought so since I first saw The Goonies. Hate that he is reputed to be such a dick.
Michelle Rodriguez looks like Paula Patton in the first photo, and I also thought last picture was Tara Reid. If someone accounted for all the coke and alcohol used in Cannes I wonder how many dollars it would equal? I'm thinking enough to pay SAG investigators to go after industry pedo's for a few years!
Why do we rarely see Will's first born son, Trey? I actually LIKE Will, but loathe Jada. Willow irks me the same way as her mom!! Sad but true. Jaden hopefully will outgrow the "machismo" non-smiling poses. I could do with a ban on the Smith kids until then!
lisap515, damn, I forgot about that kid. He used to be in ALL the pictures. Hmmm, veddy interesting.....
because Trey is in his 20's and not a famewhore.
Is that Tara Reid trying to photobomb??
@Agent**It: LOL! I am, thanks.
Watch it Meh those r fighting words talking about my man Robin! Lol
I wish Michelle would come out already. It might help with her "issues." It's not like she's fooling anyone. When you're photographed multiple times getting lap dances from female strippers, and a fellow actress speaks extensively about the relationship the two of you had, just go ahead and free yourself from the stupid closet!
The Smiths look good! (Guess im the only one here who thinks so but all well). Ms rodriguez is hot and im hoping she is sober. I used to like Josh Brolin but i think he is a women beater and i so love his wife. I would love to rip those clothes off of Pittbull. So love him. Tommy Lee looks really old and looks like he has no idea where he is! Why is Russell Crowe pushing tara reid?
Michelle R looks 'zaftig'? Comments like this are why women develop eating disorders.
And wasn't she born in Texas? Why on earth are you writing to her in Spanish, Barton Fink? I usually like your comments but this one was offensive on multiple levels.
She is the type Russ goes for skinny, blonde and beaten looking.
He was probably taking her up to his room and pushed her away when he saw a camera pointed his way.
He is a misogynist and a bully.
Jaden Smith looks like he's a real smartass in real life. Love that Tommy Lee Jones is in here, love him.
Knowing what we know about Scientology, hollywood parents selling their underage children for fame/money, the high number of satanist/occultist that populate hollywood along with the fact every single motion, outfit & hair on their head is orchestarted for maximum message effect...I'd say Freddy Kruger over Willow's crotch was intentional & meant to send a message. Scrub your eye holes with lysol & begin your chanting/hail mary's now.
Knowing what we know about Scientology, hollywood parents selling their underage children for fame/money, the high number of satanist/occultist that populate hollywood along with the fact every single motion, outfit & hair on their head is orchestarted for maximum message effect...I'd say Freddy Kruger over Willow's crotch was intentional & meant to send a message. Scrub your eye holes with lysol & begin your chanting/hail mary's now.
@Vicki: for all the talk about the Smith kids becoming a meme, you and many others are in danger of the same thing. The vitriol shown to any kid baffles me. I don't get. After they turn 18? Go for it.
I appreciate that every last one of us were stupid little snots once and for that reason alone, I don't judge children. But that's me and not you. *kanyeshrugs*
Dear Willow Smith,
Really? Ugh... I just can't with you.
Co-Signed,
Everyone
I agree with Layna Day
Bwwwaaahahahaha!!!
@Hunter takes the win for funniest comment EVER!!! Hysterical! Well done!
Is Michelle Rodriguez one of the Cannes girls? I remember her being on a yacht with some old geezer a couple of years ago.
Lolz! Thanks you guys. I needed a good laugh today.
@Vicki...that is the only look that smug little poop head ever makes, and I want to smack him EVERY TIME!!!!
Stanley: my first thought. Tara Reid.
I am with those who want to punch The Smith kids in the face. They are obnoxious, and what the FUCK is with that expression on Jaden's face all the time?
I love kids, but some are fucking obnoxious, and some are ugly. they are PEOPLE. And if they are raised to be smug shitheads like those two, they will be smug shitheads and called out for being ones.
I wouldn't mind Will & Jada's kids so much if I thought that was their own personal style. But I don't. I think this was all thought up by a pr team and three stylists.
Josh Brolin has an evil sort of smile, doesn't he?
Pitbull always looks like that. Might be to detract from his extremely ordinary face.
Everytime I see the Smith kids they remind me of Avatar, same facial structure as the blue creatures.
Also overrated (ohohoh I'm mean)
The Smith kids look like normal teens and the expressions are making me laugh because, yes, they do that when the cameras come out.
I'm way too old for Pitbulls demographic, but still think he's cute in a stupidass way and probably takes himself just seriously enough to be successful at being Pitbull.
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