Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Tabloid That Feels Like A Newspaper Blind Item

THIS A-list star was having a boys-only gay bash in the late ’90s at his Hollywood Hills home when his then-wife (she’s now his ex) unexpectedly showed up at the front door. The actor’s bodyguard turned the Oscar-winning actress away because her hubby was busy hosting a slew of sexy young men!

71 comments:

Beth said...

Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman

cheesegrater15 said...

Let's say it all together:


Tommy Girl!

GSDlover said...

Tammy Cruise!

Amber said...

hahahaha @ Tammy Cruise! +1

cheesegrater15 said...

lol @ GSD

FSP said...

Tom Cruise is gay?

seaward said...

Dear God,
Please let Steppy come into this thread and defend her precious Tommygirl. I feel we all really deserve to see the sparks fly.

Amen-
seaward

pilly said...

Please God listen to seaward

cheesegrater15 said...

And if God's busy, please Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Amber said...

Mmmm...spaghetti. It's about lunch time.

Do you think Tammy is having salad for lunch today?

urban chaos said...

WHAT? Tommy is gay? But he was so dreamy in his tighty whities in Risky Business... I am just shocked I tell you!;)

Melinda9 said...

She was turned away from her own home?

Agent**It said...

OMG Vicki you have outdone yourself with "Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster". OMG.

EmEyeKay said...

@seaward - after reading your comment I knew I should check the scientology/Kelly/JT post - thanks for the heads-up. That's entertainment!

Snapdragon said...

Agent, look up "Pastafarians" :)

GSDlover said...

I want some of whatever your having because you are seriously on fire today and I really needed the laughs today :)

Lori said...

mmmm pasta

Agent**It said...

@snapdragon, thanks, I'm obviously enjoying this:)

SFMB -- the Society of Fred Mertz, Boddhisattva has been a favorite for a long time .Now I have more !!

MaryMQC said...

I love these easy newspaper ones. Am feeling a push from Enty for some major Sci pressure. Good stuff.

Coriander Shea said...

Im at the point in my diet that I turn into a ravenous crazy food monster...all this talk of spaghetti deliciousness is driving me to food craving delirium....must....fight....must...get...off...CDAN...and...exercise...

cheesegrater15 said...

Coriander, quick! Eat an avocado!

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auntliddy said...

This makes no sense. Why wld the wife be unexpected at her own house??!! And turned away?? I refuse yo believe Cruise is gay. Just dont see it. And not a fan of his either, but just dont see it.

figgy said...

But really, what woman would let herself be turned away from her own home? If this happened to me, the largest bodyguard in the world would be unequal to my wrathful ability to enter.

I wouldn't so much be angry cuz my Tammy I mean hubby was schtupping some boys on the chaise, but rather at the very *idea* that he could keep my out of my own home? No. Just no.

Anon said...

Not a fan,but I need to see some str8 up hard evidence that Cruise is homosexual.Also were there any stories prior to the early 90's allefations that Michael Jackson was a pedophile? This guy was the biggest star on the planet in the 80's.Were there any stories floating around then,anyone?

GSDlover said...

Tammy Cruise has been rumored to be gay for many many years now, where there is smoke there is fire.
The CoS wants Cruise, Travolta and Smith to come across as straight respectable family men and while they maybe good fathers they certainly are not straight.

figgy said...

@auntliddy, the Tom Cruise is a Big G-gay-gay-gay rumors have been around for, no kidding, like 25 years. I heard it first hand from a guy who's my/Tom's age. This guy is from a humble background, but is GORgeous. He went to Hollywood and was trying to make it as an actor at the same time as Tom, but it didn't happen for him so he got a job at a studio. Now? He's head of a major studio. No kidding. And in a long-term quiet monogamous gay relationship. But Tom? Yeah. Gay as 10 kites in the wind.

Barton Fink said...

Is "hosting a slew" some kind of sex act that I've never heard of? It sounds like fun, although the cleanup is probably intense.

Anonymous said...

The blind said it was HIS home. Maybe he owned it before they got married, they lived together somewhere else, but he kept the party palace for this specific purpose?

In any case, this is hardly even a blind. Tommy Girl FTW.

Not A Ninny said...

"Hosting a slew," yeah, sounds like Tommy girl likes to pull a train.

cheesegrater15 said...

Coriander, I LOVE avocado! There's absolutely nothing on earth that tastes better.

figgy said...

Avocado sliced, sprinkled with chunks of gray sea salt. *slobber*

Oh shoot, now I want some and I *just* got back from the grocery store. Sads.

Count Jerkula said...

Tom Cruise isn't gay!!!!! He probably just likes the taste of penis.

RenoBlondee said...

Slobber.....Gaucamole!

RenoBlondee said...

Oh, and I always got the impression Tom was kinda asexual more then gay? I heard that somewhere.

MaryMQC said...

My dad went to high school with Tom for a very short period of time and there were rumors of his homosexuality then, too.

cheesegrater15 said...

Figgy, that sounds soooooooooooo good!! My salad today was just cucumber, avocado, and tomato with lemon juice and sprinkled with salt and a lot of pepper. I absolutely LOVE that recipe.

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Anonymous said...

I don't like avocado, so I don't eat it, but doesn't it have a high fat content?

RenoBlondee said...

^It's good for you, heart healthy fat. Like Olive Oil.
Nutritionists highly recommend them in your diet.

FrenchGirl said...

Cruise and Kidman

Sarah J. MacManus said...

I don't care WHO he's schtupping in there, I'd be IN MY HOUSE!

cheesegrater15 said...

Nutritional info for avocados:

http://nutritiondata.self.com/facts/fruits-and-fruit-juices/1844/2

MnGddess said...

TAMMY CRUISE!!!

Love it!

MrsPMFU said...

All this talk of avocado salads...I often have a tomato (garden-fresh cherry or grape tomatoes work well)& avocado salad, drizzled with olive oil, seasoned with a little salt & pepper, and topped with either fresh cilantro or basil. YUM! I had it last night even :) And by the way, I have no idea who this blind is about.

cheesegrater15 said...

LOL I think it's been hijacked by delicious avocados!

I got the salad I make from the Yoga Today podcast. I used to use olive oil, but it seems like the avocado is enough.

Seriously if I could I would live off of avocados, beets, and fruit.

Anonymous said...

Since when did Tommygirl live in the Hills of Hollywood? I thought he always lived in the flats of Beverly Hills.

msgirl said...

Of course this is Tammy (*snicker*) but the whole house thing sounds made up.

Sherry said...

Yeah I'm sure Tammy is gay and a creepy Scientohole as Michael calls him but the turning the wife away from their own home doesn't fit for me..

GSDlover said...

I grew up eating avocados and I seriously can't live without having one at the table with a pinch of salt sprinkled on..yum.

Since Tammy and ice queen had a sham marriage there was no need for them to live together, they had separate lives and only got together for PR purposes, if you read the blind it clearly says that she showed up unexpectedly at his house, that in itself is very revealing.

Anonymous said...

OK, thanks for the info! Like I said, I don't like avocados, so I don't know much about them, but I remembered reading somewhere they had a high fat content. Glad it's the "good" kind of fat for all of you avocado lovers!

Ingrid Superstar said...

I'm glad I found this place, I just put Avocados on my grocery list.<3

ernie7232 said...

I love how this went from discussing the sexual orientation of Cruise to delicious avocados! Thanks to everyone for putting a much needed smile in my day! :)

Doug said...

Could it be Dyan Cannon and Cary Grant?

mooshki said...

You people are killing me. I'm allergic to avocados. I can eat one every now and then, but if I eat them too often, my throat closes up.

crila16 said...

Can't be Dyan and Cary...they were divorced long before the 90's.

I'm on board the Tom Cruise/Kidman train.

Robert said...

Burn!

Bubbles said...

Think of the Real Housewives of Bev Hills and Lisa and Adrian. I can't remember if it was Bev Hills or Hollywood Hills but Tom and Nicole had seperate residences in close proximity just like Lisa and Adrian, but they were technically on the same property.

weezy said...

Wait, I'm starting to remember something about Cruise owning a second house in addition to the marital residence w/Kidman, that a photographer with a loonnnng lens got a compromising pic of Cruise with a man in a house in the Hills.

GSDlover said...

Now I have to go shopping for havarti cheese.
*drools*

cheesegrater15 said...

Oh god, Mooshki! I wouldn't be able to live without them!

I made a raw key lime pie once with avocado. It was AMAZING! Granted I fucked up the crust, but I'd do it again.

astrogirl said...

Was it a wrestling party??

mwynn13 said...

Bruce Willis & Demi Moore. They divorced in 2000, and he had a house near Blue Jay Way that was notorious for dude parties. Heard this ages ago from a publicist friend, who said they had someone on autodial they could call to get a flock of party girls up to the house at a moment's notice when things got too rowdy and they were anticipating a neighbors' call to the police.

nettalovesrobin said...

I wish a motherfucker would tell me i cant go into my own house. This definitly sounds like Tommy boy!

astrogirl said...

Sources say Katie spends most of her time at a comparatively tiny four-bedroom house she and Tom own in Hollywood Hills cul-de-sac.

Maybe she stays there so Tom can't.

Sherry said...

Oh YoYo! That sammie sounds too yummy. I feel sorry for anyone who cannot eat avo's. They are natures perfect food and we have one in the fridge calling my name right now..Tata.

Sherry said...

Oh YoYo! That sammie sounds too yummy. I feel sorry for anyone who cannot eat avo's. They are natures perfect food and we have one in the fridge calling my name right now..Tata.

Sandy said...

Ha, I heard the Willis rumor too, from a couple of production crew friends.

And for the record, as my family had some dealings with his family, I think Cruise is asexual too. Don't think it's him.

Lola said...

What about brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston? There's been bisexual rumours about him for ages...

tempinfo.com said...

Not sure you can always assume that every closeted gay rumor is TC. I am sure the more imaginative among you housewives could propose an alternative theory.

Hendrix said...

Tom Cruise. In the late '90's was at a high-end resort in Palm Springs and hung out at the bar with that same bodyguard's VERY recently ex-girlfriend. Heard about this story in person (plus other Tom Cruise stories), this was before the Nicole split. OLD NEWS.

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