Tuesday, July 16, 2013

Random Photos Part Five

Who knew Benedict Cumberbatch was so huge in Japan?

Bradley Cooper covered from head to toe.
Beyonce shows off Blue Ivy and
then herself while at her pool.
Bruce Willis gets his butt stared at by the woman in NYC with the Amy Poehler wig.
Claire Danes and Damian Lewis pretend they like each other for Vogue.
Camille Grammer has her boyfriend trail behind her with the bags.
Chris Pine is going for the long lost cousin route to get a gig on Duck Dynasty.
Carly Rae Jepsen has not been more famous since her song than she is for the worst first pitch ever.

58 comments:

DontRainOnMyPrada said...

That is a super sexy pic of Claire Danes and Damian Lewis. Hard to believe they don't "like" each other. And by "like," I mean f*ck on a regular basis. ;)

skimpymist said...

Carly rae knew how to put her name in the tabloids again.
The woman staring at bruce willis has a paula deen wig on not amy poehler.

annanaannnaaaa said...

The call me maybe chick dying her hair red makes me want to change mine away from red.

msgirl said...

Not sure I believe the Enty rumor of Claire and Damian. This new Enty sure does like to spread the hate.

annanaannnaaaa said...

Or is that dyeing?

DontRainOnMyPrada said...

@anna...I'll wager that you look better than her. That hair has aged her about ten years...now instead of being surprised that she's 27 thinking she'd be younger, everyone will be surprised she's not older...

Gabby said...

Amy Poehler wig? I'M DYING! And is that Damian/Claire caption a reveal? Or am I an idiot and was there already a reveal about them?

Jeri said...

I like how Enty presents the pictures without telling us whether we should like the picture/person/look or not. It's nice to have the opportunity to make up my own mind & not feel bad if I disagree with the bloggers opinion of the picture/celeb/outfit.

abob said...

Mmm, Cumbercurls.

hollywood dime said...

is it really "showing off" if someone is taking your picture with telephoto lens, probably from a quarter mile away?

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Meanie Rhysie said...

There is only one wig and that is Amanda's Wig!!!

annanaannnaaaa said...

Probably true, @prada. ;)

LottaColada said...

@AnonyMouse- you tell them!!

Anonymous said...

+2 Prada. I think it's pretty lame that Camille is just walking away with nothing in her arms while her guy is behind her struggling to catch both bags. What happened to equality of the sexes? I always do my fair share, and usually then some.

Count Jerkula said...

Danes

Beyonce

Grammer

Rebecca said...

Benny is huge everywhere but the US :(, but yay top spot!!!

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Tyger Lilly said...

FYI - TMZ is reporting:

Cory Monteith died from a lethal combination of heroin and alcohol ... this according to Canadian authorities.

The British Columbia Coroners Service says an autopsy and toxicological analysis show that the 31-year-old "Glee" star died on from a "mixed drug toxicity, involving heroin and alcohol."

Read more: http://www.tmz.com/2013/07/16/cory-monteith-heroin-alcohol-cause-of-death/#

MichaelaK said...

Where is Amanda's Wig? I have missed her. She is the glue that holds these comments together.

Sav said...

"She is the glue that holds these comments together." -


Crazy glue?

Someone was going to say it.

Anonymous said...

Damn, Cumberbatch is sexy.

Not A Ninny said...

10-to-1 Monteith died from a post-rehab low-tolerance accidental OD. It's a classic syndrome of former junkies. Sad.

LottaColada said...

@Sav- Now, now, what did The Wig ever do to you?

Ms Cool said...

@B. Profane - there is also the issue of taking drugs in an unfamiliar environment. Your body doesn't prepare for them as we'll as it would in a familiar place.

Kim D Esq said...

Cumberbatch is so hot it makes me want to cry. Just his enunciation on Sherlock makes my skin crawl. Swoon.

Anonymous said...

@Kim D, this is for you:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sPX6znQ_Uc

Count Jerkula said...

@Profane: Yep.

MichaelaK said...

What other kind of glue would do for the CDaN comment section?

usernametaken said...

@hollywood. I was thinking the same thing! It's so stalkerish to take photos like that. All, rustlin' around in the bushes in full camo gear

c_anne said...

+1

Fluffy White Clouds said...

I love the Claire Dane photo, so gorgeous! The photo that is.

Notorious W.i.g. said...

Hi my lovely ladies! I'm gonna recycle this comment because I'm green like that: Sav you are not fit to eat the glue that binds me and my boo together! Chloe Moretz stalker says what?

Meanie Rhysie said...

♥ Wiggie!!! ♥ Love ya, betch!

Sav said...

I suppose correcting an inanimate object would be fruitless.

MichaelaK said...

Wig, there you are! Don't mind Sav, his pinterest is "Chloe's Merkin" and you stole his thunder with your awesome weave.

Notorious W.i.g. said...

What?! Have you ever seen A whip me back and forth? Ffs, we were Willow's inspiration!

MichaelaK said...

@Sav, Ralph Fiennes has words for you.

LottaColada said...

All this talk about merkin's & whippings is exciting me. =-O

Stylemaverick said...

Amanda's Wig is my fave, not gonna lie.

Lynne said...

Count

Count

Count

Count Jerkula, I have been lurking/posting on this site since Moses was a pup, and you have changed the atmosphere here more than practically any other poster. You have added an edge of raunchy fun. We're all (I hope) over 18 here. Bravo, man.

Jazzy said...

Love the Comedy Bang Bang- Amy wig reference. My new favorite show.

Sav said...

"his pinterest is "Chloe's Merkin" "

You weirdos bring up Moretz routinely including twice in this post for no reason. There is obsession about her here but it isn't mine.

Count Jerkula said...

@Lynne: Bravo to you Lynne. Lurk no more. Join us! Be heard! No longer should you worry about the bouncers clubbin you for a differing opinion or "off topic" chatter. The only words that matter are yours! Share them, for better or worse. The only party lines here should be chopped on the coffee table and kept from Lindsay!

Only those who are the bitter and stupid should feel fear. Happy and stupid will be embraced and enlightened, but those bursting with misery and ignorance shall be bludgeoned till they bleat no longer!

This site is your site This site is my site
From adultery to the dude on dude stuff;
From the craddle robbin to the Casting Coooooouch.
This site was made for you and Me.

As I was trolling hoping for Selena's breast,
I saw above it a blind about incest:
I saw below it a threesome with Miiiiley:
This site was made for you and me.

I've roamed and rambled and I followed my footsteps
To the sparkling errors of the piss poor grammar;
And all around me a voice was sounding:
This site was made for you and me.

When the sun came shining, and I was trolling,
And the twunts were crying and the Jerkuladies rolling,
As the fog was lifting a voice was chanting:
This site was made for you and me.

As I was lurking I saw a sign here
And on the sign it said "No Trespassing."
But on the other side it didn't say nothing,
That side was made for you and me.

In the shadow of the steeple I saw my people,
By the molestation story I seen my people;
As they stood there hungry, I stood there asking
Is this site made for you and me?

Nobody living can ever stop me,
As I go walking that freedom highway;
Nobody living can ever make me turn back
This site was made for you and me.

iknowpeople said...

Am I the only person who thinks today's Blue (poison) Ivy looks a lot smaller than the one Beyonce was hauling around a few months ago?

Count Jerkula said...

@Sav: 3/4 of the posters here, myself included, prolly couldn't pick her out of a line up.

MichaelaK said...

@count, you said "prolly". Are you just curious about that word?

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MichaelaK said...

You're correct about the weirdos constantly talking about Chloe Grace Moretz. Not cool, weirdos, not cool.

Count Jerkula said...

@MK: I aint just curious. TO me it reads like a Fugazi black person, so I figure it is Fugazi Enties' creation. I could certianly be wrong, but that is my take on it any hodw

Sav said...

@ Count Jerkula,

Probably true which makes it even more bizarre.

It's one thing to be interested in a subject and talk about that subject with other like-minded people. It's another to have no knowledge of the subject and mindlessly defame that subject. Or mock someone for having the nerve to defend it.

Michaela, for example, thinks she's making some grand point because I help run a board that some enjoy visiting. Perhaps she's shocked when people at a sports forum talk about sports. Either way, it's sad that an innocuous comment lead her to direct two insulting posts my way. I guess that's how she rolls.

sylmarillion said...

What happened to ClaĆ­re's lower right leg, and Damien's left? Something went wrong with the photoshop there. Gorgeous photo though.

MichaelaK said...

How did I insult you? I said not cool, weirdos. That's not an insult.

Lynne said...

Count,

I am touched to have touched off your creativity. I'm transformed and emboldened, and I _will_ post, dammit!

To the comments!

crila16 said...

What is the real story with Claire and Damion. Do they or do they not like each other...or are they having an affair?

Sav said...

"I said not cool, weirdos."

I take it the point is defending her and defaming her both constitute talking about her and thus are on equal grounds. It's all the same really.

Notorious W.i.g. said...

Nothing about this statement will ever make any sense to me. And before you defame my comprehension & intelligence, why don't you reread your comment and get back to me.

Thus, I saw Chloe Moretz smoking an unfiltered Camel on Monday. :)

tetsujin said...

I don't get the Benedict and Damien worship. Is it because they're British? They look rather sickly to me.

Beyonce needs to get her har did.

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