Saturday, July 20, 2013

Blind Items Revealed

March 26, 2013

This former B list actor who on a good day is probably a C lister had a very bad week last week. He has A list name recognition and a girlfriend. He told his girlfriend he was going out with some friends. Apparently those friends included just a B- list mostly movie actress. Well, the actress was the only friend really. When he finally got home, he was hoping he would be able to talk himself out of trouble, but his girlfriend had spray painted his car and the inside of his place with some very choice words.

Ryan Phillippe/Ashley Greene

31 comments:

Discobitch said...

My kinda gal

T. E. Cuz said...

just. be. single.

Alabama said...

Was Ashley the date or the spray painter? I can't remember...

Amy in MI said...

I think this was the night her condo burned down?

just curious said...

He should've called a cops. That's a case of domestic abuse.

mynerva said...

Date I think.

Bacon Ranch said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
That's great. Go her.

Next time he's on a talk show they should play "Before he cheats" as the intro.

Bacon Ranch said...

That's not domestic abuse goofball:)
She didn't put her hands on him.
If anything it's destruction of property.
He's such a self serving fool he wouldn't call the cops anyway.

Count Jerkula said...

I agree with j curi. File a police report and send that bitch the bills. Let her stand in front of a judge and say " I'm a lunatic with no coping skills"

Not that I'm pro-cheatin, I'm just anti-crazy bitches.

Bacon Ranch said...

Sure, go to court.
Make sure the transcripts include what she painted and what her reasoning was.
Wanna have that on the record?
"Your honor I painted YOU ARE A CHEATING DOUCHE WITH A SMALL DICK" on the record?
Have at it.
The Enquirer awaits.

Flora Goforth said...

@Amy in MI, Her condo fire was the morning of 3/22/13.

L Willie said...

This might have been when he was dating Amanda Seifried. Ashley was the date.

Alabama said...

True Dat. Some bitches be crazy yet I can't find a good man. Something wrong with this world.

sandybrook said...

Looks like Ashley had a terrific week

Amy in MI said...

Trust me, I totally understand. Really lol

bunny honey said...

He knew she was crazy when he met her. That's what he gets. You bound to run into them if you're a man wh*re.

it took forever said...

good very good

Dingle Barry said...

I thought he was gay?

it took forever said...

@ DINGLE only to get parts

Dingle Barry said...

Ahhh.

Anotheramy said...

Ya no cops. Just for starters, repainting is done by their assistants and paid for with pocket change.

just curious said...

Hey fuckbrain, intentionally destruction of property within a relationship is considered domestic abuse not just physically hurting someone.
There gave been cases of females being placed on probation and sentenced to a year of anger management classes because they keyed cars , slashed tires of their in-significant others .

Hegg said...

Hahaa!

Let's be honest though, he IS a good actor. B+ list.

NaughtyNurse said...

He's a cad, for sure, but I hope he stays far away from whoever the crazy spray painting bitch is!

MissMatador said...

Um that is crazy..and I am a little crazy. She's nuts.

Bacon Ranch said...

Did you just call me fuckbrain? Because that is hilarious!
Cite your sources Gandalf.

MichaelaK said...

@Bacon Ranch, don't ask someone to cite sources they don't have. That's just mean.

Anna Nonymous said...

I like her more and more, it's so funny that the word fuckbrain has already been used this morning.

Parnassian Strip Mine said...

I don't get how people think that criminal vandalism is ok.

Amy in MI said...

Thanks! I knew it was right around the same time

BitterBlondin said...

Whatever, she still took him back, didn't she? Paulina Slagter.