Friday, July 19, 2013

George Clooney Wanted Eva Longoria

According to US Weekly, George Clooney was trying to hook up with Eva Longoria while still going out with Stacy Keibler. They say he tried to hook up with Eva back in March. George and Stacy were already done by then. The only reason George saw Stacy at all the past six months was because everyone kept beating him to the punch that they had split and he was trying to prove them wrong. Usually he can control news really well, but this time he had a girlfriend who just had too many friends who LOVED spilling what they knew. They have to earn a living and they love knowing stuff they think people care about. Eva and George have known each other for a long time. I don't see them hooking up now. Did they in the past? There have been times way back in the day, but not now. George likes them younger and more needy. Self sufficiency is not on the top of his list when it comes to women he wants to date. The more they need him, the longer the relationship lasts.

38 comments:

FSP said...

So tired of him.

Henriette said...

I can't see Clooney pursuing her. She is actually educated and over 35.

LL said...

Lainey wrote a blind item about this a week ago maybe?? Still, YAWN.

Susan said...

Eva totally seems out of his age and intelligence range. I like her. I know that's an unpopular opinion here but whatevs. She dated Nicholas Cassadine for god's sake.

8=====D - RememberKermitGosnell said...

Cheating Keibler with Longoria? Want more proof that Clooney is somewhat gay? Keibler is some kind of Valkyrie and Longoria is lame normal looking at best.

LottaColada said...

Eva's too spunky for him. He would be better suited with a blow up doll.

B Smears said...

Again, you're retarded.

Renoblondee said...

I like Eva too. She's fierce!

Cassandra Kelly said...

I would like them two together.

Mango said...

Eva's a fame whore, but George likes the really needy, younger, broke fame whores.

lizness said...

Eva is gorgeous! and smart! and funny.

sandybrook said...

I think when George realized he actually had to sleep with her he backed off to find a more realistic beard who accepts pay and appearance money and gifts.

Kels said...

Wtf is wrong with you dude?

auntliddy said...

Fso is right. Same cloon stories over and over. I wish him well but i dontt want to read about him, his pig, his paid companions, his lake home in italy anymore.

FrenchGirl said...

It was in her dream then she wakes up: Clooney had sex with a + 35 years old woman since a decade and he likes to "discover" for the public his girlfriends or beards ( i think he's bisexual)
I like her: she's clever and educated even if she's more a celebrity than an actress and she always was decent about her relation with Tony Parker(even when she discovers he cheated her )

FrenchGirl said...

It was in her dream then she wakes up: Clooney had no sex with a + 35 years old woman since a decade and he likes to "discover" for the public his girlfriends or beards ( i think he's bisexual)
I like her: she's clever and educated even if she's more a celebrity than an actress and she always was decent about her relation with Tony Parker(even when she discovers he cheated her

car54 said...

I could see them together for mutual publicity--he is very politically active and she has ambitions as well--together they would be kind of a celebrity/political super-couple.

She is with that Ernesto guy from Ready for Love right now but maybe that won't work out--he's in debt and younger than she is.

Count Jerkula said...

RUN GEORGE!!! At least Stacy was quiet. This broad gonna yap to you, the tabloids, and why don't you put me in your movies.....RUN!!!

The Raving Badger said...

Just come out as bi already. Then make and leak a tape with Brad and Matt. I'd buy that.

Ja'mie King said...

I find her off putting and his charade is tired. The fact that he has such a specific type is quite an interesting look into his character. I'm also bored with the stock excuse put forth for most every breakup, that the woman wanted marriage and/or kids so he sent 'em packin. He needs to get one of the writers from his production company to come up with a new narrative already.

Kelli said...

This is actually true. I can't explain how I know, but it is. Just can't figure out if she leaked it or not, b/c from what I understand she didn't want it publicized b/c she was w/someone else at the time.

figgy said...

He's likes them needy HOW? Like, emotionally needy? Career needy? I'd guess the latter, as in willing to go along with whatever in exchange for maybe helping her career. EXCEPT that none of his exes seem to have benefitted, career-wise, from their relationship with him.

Can't help it, I like him anyway.

figgy said...

Btw, I had always thought Eva was supposed to be the difficult one on the set of Desperate Housewives, then it came out that it was Teri Hatcher whom no one could stand.

I kept hoping after the show was over that there would be lots of good juicy stories about Hatcher, but I haven't seen any! Rats!

Count Jerkula said...

@Figgy: That one broad got DWTS because of her time spent with Clooney. Jury is still out on Keibler, but I wouldn't be surprised if she gets 2-3 different money making opportunities in the near future.

Then you have to consider the networking a bright whore can do while on Clooney's arm. Maybe catches the eye of her next fella while at a social event? Maybe they do some swapping with someone who takes a fancy to her?

Broad on Clooney's arm is like a guy at one of the big parties at the Playboy Mansion, pre-screened.

hothotheat said...

Never thought I'd agree with The Count, but yeah, what he said.

Count Jerkula said...

@HotHotHeat: Thank you. You will always remember your first time. You, Me, Clooney and Eva. Sounds like fun, even if yer not a chick. Eva is probably down for that action.

888 said...

So it's weird to have a type? In what way? Like, if they're broke losers and you can exploit that, or do you mean looks as well?

nudibelle said...

Eva a fame whore. This leak story screams all her
i dont see george dealing with someone whos so fame hungry shed spill every fuckin detail

Scallywag said...

Eva's on twitter denying it all, saying they've been friends for years and there's nothing romantic. they both run in the same political circles. Apparently they were both in Germany working a few months back so of course it must have been all a cover. :P

THE FANTASTIC SPAZZOMATIC said...

But I do get clingy vibes from Eva. Wasn't she dating Mark Rubio, the famous politician? Than Mark Sanchez, at the top of his hype? She seems the type to cling to powerful men for publicity.

megan00m said...

I was actually right about this blind! Whoo hoo!

Dingle Barry said...

Clooney has become such a bore. He'd be lucky to have a change in his game like Eva. I'm not a particular fan of either, but it would make for an interesting match. His women are like Jeff Dunham's dummies. He does all the talking for both of them.

southerner09 said...

Stacy Keibler is a nice person and although she knew this was a no-win deal, she gave it her best shot. George is a weird dude who doesn't seem to like women too much, he just likes to use them occasionally.

PookieTwo said...

Eva is becoming a professional beard. Tony Parker was bi (Ted C did an infamous blind on them years ago), Sanchez is supposedly gay and Clooney, well you know.

Gabi said...

Hope Eva doesn't do the cocaine....apparently George hates it and that's why he split from Stacey...she's a Hoover on all accounts...

Ari said...

Where's the application for this position smh

Me said...

what an odd couple they would be. I would think he would see her as a lesser "star" (tv, commercials), kind of loud. and I would think she would see him as boring and old.

Henriette said...

Something must have gone bad with Kiebler because she is disputing that she discussed marriage and babies with Clooney. Usually, he pays his arm candy to silently go away.