Friday, July 19, 2013

Kris Humphries Ex Made A Porn

Remember back in the day how there would be sex tapes and people would lose them or they would get stolen or end up in storage centers before they were released and you kind of believed it was an accident? Yeah, those times appear to be lone gone now and celebrities or people who want to be more famous or hang on to their 15 minutes are just making straight up porn videos now and trying to cash in with fame and money. The latest example of this trend is Myla Sinanaj. She is the ex of Kris Humphries and they went back and forth accusing each other of passing out STD's like Halloween candy and whether or not they were really a couple. Just when you thought she was gone forever she popped up in the Kim Kardashian world when she said that Kim cheated on Reggie Bush with Kanye West and Myla should know because she is the one who made the hotel room keys. That only gave her a couple of bucks so she contacted Vivid and made a tape almost exactly like the one Farrah Abraham shot. I don't think the paycheck will be as high but she could probably keep doing porn. Hopefully this will be the last we hear of her.

20 comments:

phoenix said...

lol, this is going to be a slow news day, I can tell.

VIPblonde said...

Who wants to watch a video of this trick giving someone herpes?

figgy said...

What is going on with her body? She has a roll at the top of her rib cage, rather than below the belly button.

I wanted to think Kris Humphries was a decent guy who got unwittingly caught up in the Evil Family's nonsense, but not so sure now.

libby said...

phoenix---your comment is exactly why I'm recently impatient for that royal baby. At least then the news will be full of baby instead of these NOBODIES.

(I know I'm kind of in wrong thread, sorry.)

phoenix said...

@figgy, I think Kris is basically a decent guy too. The way I read this story, he's not the guy in the sex tape. She contacted a porn company to have it 'professionally' done.

libby said...

(Sorry, I get annoyed at the nobodies and losers orbiting that horrible family and invading my gossip via that konnection. Like an open sore weeping virus, that family.)

phoenix said...

libby, I hear you. I click that duchess of cambridge desktop shortcut I told you about first thing every time I sit down at my PC. I'd be totally bored gossip wise this summer if it weren't for that, lol.

sandybrook said...

I don't think there's much of a market for a fat skank. Skank yes fat skank no.

B Smears said...

I can't wait to be back at work. I'm so bored.

B Smears said...

I dig the "konnection". V clever. Does anyone NOT abhor this family?

auntliddy said...

Low class, piggy behavour. Ugh!

FrenchGirl said...

Good for himm (with irony)

Count Jerkula said...

Since it is on topic, here is 12 minutes of Kim's video. It is the least strokable celeb sex tape I've seen. Full disclosure, I haven't seen anything Chyna was in.
Ho Bag

Barton Fink said...

Mmm, Kris Humphries and porn in the same sentence> I almost passed out.

MAC said...

So in 2013 is making your own "professional" sex tape the 80's version of going and getting glamour shots?

Ja'mie King said...

That's what I want to know. I never ever read anything remotely positive about them in any comments section of any gossip blog, yet PMK gets a chat show? Not to mention all the spin-offs from whatever their original show was. Who are the fans of this family, and are they being paid for their services? Cuz that is the only viable reason I can come up with.

B Smears said...

Chunky lurve!

THE FANTASTIC SPAZZOMATIC said...

She's only gonna be appealing to a certain kinda guy, one who likes BBWs. No offense or anything, but she's chunky. Which is ok, but I hate watching those porns because the chick gets so sweaty and tired riding the guy, I just wanna scream, "Fuck HER, fuck her instead, she's gonna have an asthma attack!"

Dingle Barry said...

I blame Kim Kartrashian for lowering the sex industries standards in entertainment. It takes dedication and hard work, not to mention talent, ladies and gentlemen.

anon said...

Don't you mean ANOTHER Kris Humphrey ex made a porn? This is at least the second one - everyone knows that's how the Original Ho on the stroll, Kim K, got her start