Friday, July 12, 2013

There Is A New Canyons Trailer Out

Can you hear that noise? The one that has been in the back of your head for the past two days? It is Lindsay Lohan on a 48 hour orgasm after the director of The Canyons compared Lindsay to Marilyn Monroe. He actually said Lindsay is better than Marilyn.

20 comments:

figgy said...

Yawn.

Sass71 said...

I just saw the fourth horseman ride up on yonder ridge.

Patricia said...

They're just saying that to attract attention back to the movie. Since LiLo isn't getting arrested every 5 minutes, how will anyone remember to care about the movie?

Amber said...

She at least seems to be better in this role than she was in Liz & Dick where she had to learn how to be a real person.

Barton Fink said...

Marilyn, God bless her, was a beautiful and talented comedian. Sometimes an okayish actor, she lived in an era of serious acting theory and had to blend vaudeville gags with method acting. Sometimes, Marilyn was great. Often, she was just being Marilyn.

I despise Lohan, but she used to have some great cinematic qualities and could breath life into characters. Is she still capable of that? I'll never know. You can't pay me to watch anything connected with Ellis.

Pip said...

Is this going to premiere on IFC? I'll watch it. As long as it's free.

MISCH said...

trying to get attention for the film...yawn is right

VIPblonde said...

I'm totally seeing this!!! You know it will be playing somewhere in LA!

lazyday603 said...

Coming soon to a Best Buy $7 BluRay bin near you.

T. E. Cuz said...

that wasn't a badly cut trailer. its better than the previous promotions i've seen.

Merlin D. Bear said...

If only Blohan were free to do the publicity tour.

Ruby Soho said...

Pretty sure it's going to be at the Venice Film Festival and she'll be there.
It will be after she "completes" rehab. Can't wait to ear how sober she is and how great she feels.

Nope said...

JAMES DEEN. That is all.

Annie Hall said...

My god, Lohan's acting is atrocious. Seriously, could she blink and move her head anymore with every single freakin' word she says? The the look to the side? So amateur. She never did let herself learn from the great people she worked with. She always thought she knew it all and that is one of the many reasons why her somewhat mediocre acting ability that she had at the beginning has only gotten worse instead of better.

KStew suffers from the same problem, btw.

yodelay said...

The drugs have really screwed up her face. She loks pretty ugly on this.

Kaye said...

I'd love to see James Deen cross over to mainstream movies, he's got starpower.

Basil said...

Judging by the trailer, this actually looks pretty good. So I will go see it.

Anotheramy said...

I love James Deen. Ill pay to see him.

MadLyb said...

After the movie is released and bombs, he'll be telling a different tale.

Dishtlk said...

I can't say that trailer didn't intrigue me... I love her husky voice...