Tuesday, September 24, 2013

Blind Item #1

This A+ list mostly movie actor who has the talent of a C lister is at it again. The professed family man who talks repeatedly about how he would never cheat on his wife hit on a waitress while out of town this past week and slipped her his phone number. According to one of her co-workers the waitress met him at his hotel suite for drinks and then a quick two minutes of cigarette breath sex followed by a thanks and show yourself out.

40 comments:

Lilbeach said...

Brad Pitt!

Kristin Wigs said...

C-Tates?

Lilbeach said...

I take that back since Brad is talented... Blah I got nothing.

FrenchGirl said...

Channing tatum!
pitt and Rdj are talented

Beetlejuice said...

R
D
J

Duh.

Orvilla Bedinbacher said...

sounds like sad boring gross sex. poop

figgy said...

Women like this...no self respect? At all? Really?

Count Jerkula said...

Why is it no self respect for a chick to bone randomly? How come women can't have sex for fun?

crila16 said...

Brad isn't married.

crila16 said...

Ben Affleck?

Unknown said...

Ben has more talent than Tatum by several miles

Angie said...

Maybe the clue is cigarette breath...who smokes a lot?

Unknown said...

Count Jerkula - absolutely. I'm sick of the double standards - men can shag any random chick they want all day every day but if the woman does the same she's a slag and has no self-respect. Fuc*k the patriarchy. I say.

lazyday603 said...

Betty, it's usually the women slut shaming them. Not sure if that qualifies as matriarchy oppression, but its the same weapon my Mom (the matriarch) used on us. Guilt.

Chelle said...

I concur!!!

Seabee said...

Tatum Channing is talented, doesn't smoke and has a two-month-old baby -hardly a long-time family man.

SueRH said...

I hope she at least got paid!

Groovy said...

Channing Tatum is not talented. He's a fucking moron who won the genetic lottery. I read this as Brad Pitt though.

Unknown said...

"Blogger Betty Tee said...
Count Jerkula - absolutely. I'm sick of the double standards - men can shag any random chick they want all day every day but if the woman does the same she's a slag and has no self-respect. Fuc*k the patriarchy. I say."

Do you expect women to be treated equal when they're still getting stoned in certain countries?

It's a shame, but religion (especially Islam) needs to be taken care of before women can truly be equal.

Ms. Rose said...

is bruce willis a+

Erin B said...

I don't think Channing fits the smoking part regardless of what you think about talent. I cannot think of who this is though.

Anonymous said...

Brad Pitt the night he crashed the wedding.

Super F*cking Awesome Katelyn said...

Mark Wahlberg

Count Jerkula said...

@LazyDay: That is why some say Misogyny is just men treating women how they treat each other.

The Real Dragon said...

Tatum may not be talent but he is no way A+ list. Saw pics of him in canada with his wife couple days ago.
I'll Go with Mark Walhberg. He is a smoker.

The Real Dragon said...

I meant to say if mark a smoker?

auntliddy said...

Count and chelle-2minutes of stinky cig breath sex and then show yourself out does not sound like fun or good sex. Now if it went coupla hours, with sweating and screaming, then ya got good sex.

D Brown said...

Matt Damon says he gave up smoking. Don't know if that is still true.

Count Jerkula said...

@Liddy: the girl wanted celeb dick and that is what she got. None of us know if she wanted hours upon hours of passionate love making or she wanted it over with quick as possible so she could go tell her friends.

Grey said...

Paul Rudd

Anonymous said...

Two minutes? My clitoris hasn't even enlarged at that point. What, was the guy like 12?

Anonymous said...

Lazy: if people like to fuck, who gives? No shame in making informed (sexy) decisions.

Tara said...

Brad didn't crash the wedding - he just happened to be in the venue's bar. But this very much resembles what that story could have become - sees a girl at the wedding.

Channing doesn't smoke as far as I've seen. And I actually think he is a talented comedic actor. 21 Jump Street even had some moments of strong character development for him, and I was impressed with his performance. Magic Mike had some nice moments for him, too.

LoMo said...

Is Liev Schreiber married?

S said...

Affleck? Cheating scandals. A+ after Argo. Growing family. Teeth redone after smoking.

Says nothing about celeb wife, so maybe it's not.

Jeri said...

Not Jeff Bridges I hope.

Anonymous said...

Second

FlirtyChick74 said...

@crila: third

The Judge said...

Adam Sandler

The Real Dragon said...
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