Wednesday, October 30, 2013

Blind Item #5

At some point I think people should just get divorced rather than to resort to what this married B list celebrity/reality show host puts female guests through. If you are a stripper or escort or just a pick up he is hiding from his A+ list celebrity wife you have to sign a five page confidentiality agreement that is in Spanish and English and is in BOLD print and to sign it before you ever get a chance to meet with the celebrity. Their photo is also taken signing the agreement and stapled to it. He could just have sex with his wife too I suppose.

26 comments:

TalksTooMuch said...

Now I'm curious about what would take five pages to transcribe.

Chris said...

Nick & Mariah? Who else fits the descriptions?

Kristin said...

@Chris think you got it.

texas rose said...

Chris - That's who I first thought after reading it. I can see why he does it - Mariah is so past her prime.

Sugar said...

Putting everything in bold print is a stupid idea

derek harvey said...

Beckham or Javier Bardem

Canasta said...

Antonio banderas

LottaColada said...

At least it wasn't in KANYE CAPS!!

TalksTooMuch said...

I want to apologize right now for reading your name as Canesten

Lucas said...

@Texas Rose - you're kidding, right? Mariah Carey is still smoking hot.

Frida said...

Keith Urban

Shane Robichaux said...

Mario Lopez-a none cheater

MontanaMarriott said...

The Spanish part makes me think it someone of Latino descent. Does Mark Consuelos host anything?

Count Jerkula said...

Dude should have a burner phone and video them signing the release. That is what Max Hardcore used to do.

caralw said...

@Shane... Mario has an a+ wife? This is meant to be Nick/Mariah.

ktmonster said...

Nick and Mariah, Beckhams or Kidman-Urban, no one else has a celebrity wife.

AlexT said...

Mariah might be 43, but all the after-market parts on her are only 23. She's got more plastic add-ons than Mr. Potato Head.

That said, you'd have to be pretty dumb to expect a stripper to adhere to a confidentiality agreement. It didn't work for Tiger Woods, and I bet he had a lot more money than Nick Cannon does from his allowance. What's he going to do, sue them for damages and garnish their clear heels?

Tina Mallette said...

AlexT this is what I have always wondered, how many people actually sue for breach of a non confidentiality agreement in the case of non corporate matters and if they do how many win. The mere act of suing exposes the celebrity to having ALL their secrets out.

I know that Tiger threatened to sue Rachel Uchitel because he gave her money to keep her mouth shut AFTER the scandal broke and she kept yapping, I think he wanted the money back, not sure what happened there.

HannahBanana said...

He never got anything back. And she will never be making any real money. Can't get blood from a turnip. I can't believe this shit would stand up in court. Unless of course it was an assault

Tina Mallette said...

I can see it in corporate situations because leaking those details is harmful to the business and more quantifiable. I can see it in the case of employees etc where it is a condition of your job.

If you paid for someone to shut up, you have a stronger case because you gave consideration for the act of keeping quiet.

If you just get someone you have sex with to sign an agreement not to disclose and don't even pay them for their silence, I am not sure it is enforceable.

I think it is just an intimidation move and most people buy into the intimidation. Because even if the court eventually did not uphold the agreement, a pissed off celebrity can still sue you and keep you tied up in court which they can afford and you cannot.

QueenAnne Guido said...

Does he give gift bags afterwards? Derek Jeter gives a gift bag.

I *think* that is the appropriate tip these days.

QueenAnne Guido said...

Does he give gift bags afterwards? Derek Jeter gives a gift bag.

I *think* that is the appropriate tip these days.

QueenAnne Guido said...

Does he give gift bags afterwards? Derek Jeter gives a gift bag.

I *think* that is the appropriate tip these days.

omchill said...

100% nick & mariah, good call @chris. the married male host thing is too wildly specific

NaughtyNurse said...

Nick Cannon, most definitely! She'd castrate him if she caught him.

ddwprincess said...

My first thought was Mario, but the only reality host with an A+ list celebrity wife has to be Nick/Mariah