Thursday, October 31, 2013

Blind Items Revealed

March 2, 2007

This aging C list actor cannot get a date, but he does have money and so he always pays a woman to be his date/relationship for the month prior to and immediately after any movie he is in.

Mickey Rourke (Then The Wrestler came along and a career was reborn and no need to pay, although...)

19 comments:

Beetlejuice said...

Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.

ConfirmationStation said...

What is a witch with poison ivy called?




An itchy witchy!!!!!!!!!!!

MontanaMarriott said...

although..... Yes????
Let me guess he still pays for some sort of kink?

Ghost of Songs Past said...

Tainted Love

Jack S said...

How does a ghost say goodbye to a vampire?


So long, sucker!

Regan MacNeil said...

Oh, don't worry about my little errand boy. The only thing to fear, is fear himself!

Burn Book said...

Woooooooo

Look at all that appropriate grammar! Must be my old work!

Wooooooooo

Regan MacNeil said...

Now theres a face, only a mother could love!

Sugar said...

Looooooooooool, Ghost of OG Enty.

My Heart Belongs to Harry said...

I bet Harry Knuckles doesn't have to pay anyone for a date! All the young girls are lined up at his apartment door just waiting for their turn! I'm next!!!
Harry! I love you!

David CaruSO SPOOKY said...

Mikey Rourke, you say? That's one monster

*puts on sunglasses*

Who needs money to mash




Seven of Eleven said...

@David Caruso, you are killing me today!

MsWool said...

and again.... 6 1/2 year old blind... IDGAF

sandybrook said...

David Caruso I so enjoy your attempts at acting. (Tell us you're gay right?)

ConfirmationStation said...

Crysanthamun Maximum, Rubbelum Grandiflorum!

Anonymous said...

He is the ugliest zombie I've ever seen!

Sherry said...

@Seven..Right? I can totally see him do the sunglasses every time.

Regan MacNeil said...

Trick or treat,
smell my feet,
give me something good to eat!

Anonymous said...

I like turtles

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