Friday, November 01, 2013

Your Turn

How much money would it take for you to make a porn? How much money would it take for you to be an escort?

80 comments:

Pogue Mahone said...

I have my dignity. I wouldn't do it for all the $$$$$ in the world.

PugsterMom said...

I agree. I couldn't either.

Seven of Eleven said...

I believe this has been discussed before

angie said...

What kind of questions are these? I don't tell anyone whose opinion I care about that I visit this site, lol

Jonathan Andrew Sheen said...

I'm sufficiently unattractive that I think there would be more coin in not doing porn, to be honest.

Dani D$ said...

2.5 million+ I would definitely do a porn movie. Don't think I could be an escort. But if times were hard, who knows!?

boomom22 said...

I couldn't do porn. But I've sometimes thought about what it would be like to be a domme.

Count Jerkula said...

I think Fugazi Enty is catering to me with these Your Turns. My lack of posting Monday must have put the fear of lost clicks into him/her.

How much for me to make a porn? Probably $2k for a good enough pro-sumer camera, couple hundred for lights, $ 150 for a hotel room and $800-1200 for a whore, depending on what acts she agrees to. Then I would have to hire a video editor, cause I got no clue how to do that shit. I would shoot POV, so all you see is my gut, cock and legs. My anonymity is sacred. One thing I would utilize I saw elesewhere is split screen anal. It is great to get to watch both insertion and expression.

Distribution would be on Clips4Sale until I built up enough of a catalog to create a stand alone site. All this is moot though, because I would only make porn if I needed a tax write off. Getting into it as a source of income isn't economically viable in the age of filesharing.

No, I wouldn't escort. Likely only twinks would respond to my ads.

Count Jerkula said...

JAS: Ed Powers is repulsive and he had over 200 DVDs he produced and performed in.

shopgirl said...

I'm afraid it would take a lot of $$$ to pay for all the plastic surgery, boob lift, lipo, personal trainer & private chef before I could be offered such a chance!

Mark B said...

Not a whole lot I don't think. low 5 figures probably.

Sugar said...

I can't even think about this because I'm still trying to figure what does the fox say?

MISCH said...

I can pay my bills and take care of myself….so never, there is no amount that could be enough.

parissucksliterally said...

Now way would I do a porn for any money.

Escort? Hmmmm....10k for a night, with RULES. No beatings, no anal, nothing that involves peeing or pooping......probably some more rules, I am just waking up....

clearly4you said...

I would never do porn for any amount. Escort? Depends, but I'd say minimum 10k. I'm probably not worth that much to anyone though, lol...

clearly4you said...

I was thinking the same kinda of stuff, lol...

Nope said...

Minimum $40k for escort. At least $5M if you want video. And I'm worth every penny, FYI.

Seattle_Strips said...

No amount of money would convince me to do a porn, that shite always comes out. I'm with Paris on the escort thing, but my main rule would be I pick the client, which is not how it works, LOL, so yeah, probably not.

Anyone remember "Indecent Proposal?" I was just a kid but was totally thinking that Redford was hot, so why the dilemma? Shallow, I know ;)

Little Broken Bird said...

I was an escort in my late teens, I moved to a big city unbelievably naive, thought it would just be dinner and talking lol. Sadly it was the only way to escape a bad home life and a really abusive relationship. My clients were nicer to me than anyone else in my life. Idid it for just over 2 years, I earned enough to rent my own place, go to all the great clubs, have nice clothes. More importantly to never go back home. I never got heavily into drugs, and studied the whole time so I could become legitimate. I got out as planned. Nothing bad ever happened, clients were always respectful, I was the boss. Always cash upfront and my driver outside. It sounds awful but it was a better life for a while, just long enough to get back on my feet and get my head together. Used to earn £150 per hour, not including extras. Never did porno, expect I filmed without knowing a few times, but was the late 90's not a lot of tech around. I have quite a middle class life now, I don't smoke to myself sometimes, if only people knew!

Little Broken Bird said...

urgh auto correcy should be I smile to myself sometimes!

Alicia said...

( in my Dr Evil Voice )

ONE MILLION DOLLARS

* cue music * badaaaa daaaaaaa

Seattle_Strips said...

No judgement here! It can be a tough world, and sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do.

Rosie riveter said...

Im rather shocked at all the "Theres not enough money" people out here. Money talks, and id bet 80% of people here would do it if the cash was in front of them.
*Everyone Has A Price*

car54 said...

I am too old --I don't think I'd get an offer.

Count Jerkula said...

Fitting Rosie chose to judge others rather than offer her answer to the question. Twunt.

tigerdilly said...

UUUGGH THESE QUESTIONS ARE STARTING TO CREEP ME OUT WITH ENTY ASKING HIS MOSTLY FEMALE COMMENTERS ABOUT THEIR PERSONAL SEX LIVES AT LEAST ONCE A WEEK.

I WOULDN'T EVEN HUMOUR THIS DISGUSTING EXPLOITING BEHAVIOUR.

Meanie Rhysie said...

If I could pick 'n choose, who/when/where. All that Parissucks mentioned and probably a few more...

Sure, why not? ;) 20-30 years ago, of course. LOL

Meanie Rhysie said...

To clarify: escorting, not porn.

Alicia said...

Whoa little broken bird I wrote a response cheering you on and it mysteriously disappeared , so let me reiterate - good on ya

Sherry said...

Wait!! I could've been paid? Shit the mistakes I've made,

Del Riser said...

I think this or something like it was asked once before, I'll give my same answer.

No porn.

I couldn't be a paid escort, if I liked the guy I wouldn't charge him, and if I didn't like him, I wouldn't do it.

Reese said...

Not for any price, ever.

Count Jerkula said...

Curious, would anyone change their answer about hooking if it was legal and their was STD testing involved? Rubbers below the waste of course.

Sean said...

Right now? I am so broke, it would take a Happy Meal. Ok, maybe a Mighty Kids meal.

Rosie riveter said...

Who's judging? I see no judgment there, just a simple comment of Truth. Disagree, count? Doubt it. You know everyone has a price don't you?
Watch this:
Porn: 2million
Escort: 500,000
see how easy that was? I pass judgement on no one. Ok, yes I do. Abusers and Mean people maybe a cpl more I dont have time to think of.
Whats a twunt? Is that from the Twilight series? ..You don't seem the type, but whatever floats your boat. I'll take it as a compliment

NobodyHere said...

You mean you're too ugly.

Count Jerkula said...

I hope som time next week Fugazi Enty does a Your Turn asking about selfies and homemade sex tapes. Maybe one about sex toys too. How old were you when you bought your first vibrator? What is your fave sex toy? Do you buy from sex shops or the internet?

L said...

I think price depends on conditions.. your kids are starving? you do porn, escorting, snuff.. all it takes
i'd rather dom like boomom22 suggested, given the choice.. i tried in a couple of occasions and it was not bad...
another question could be: would you become a killer for hire? and for how much?

Little Broken Bird said...

There is a massive difference between street walkers doing bareback anal for $20 and an escort.
I always insisted on condoms inc for oral, not more than one guy per girl, no landline number no girl, no money upfront no girl. No kissing (unless hot) no anal, no toys

Little Broken Bird said...

Then again this is England. The kinkiest it ever got was whipping a guy with a feather duster whilst he looked at pictures of budgies! Im sure there were more depraved girls than me, but I made more than enough being the girl next door. Friendly and affectionate. Most of them were just lonely and wanting female company. One guy used to pay me for the whole night, no sex just spooning, and always made me breakfast in bed.
Saying that I would never do it again. It really was just a survival thing

Little Broken Bird said...

Killer for hire...only if it was to protect the life of someone I love, I wouldnt charge!

Little Broken Bird said...

Always the internet. Females in sex shops always scare off the pervs!

babo said...

Unless it is to save/help somebody other than myself, no way.
I could not stand having a person looking at me and just seeing a piece of flesh rented by the hour while thinking about all the $$$ spent to be free to do what he wants with it.
It s not the sex act, the idea or the social stigma, it s that look that I could not face.

babo said...

@ Little Broken Bird: oups! my post was not written in regard/correlation to yours :-)

Little Broken Bird said...

:-)

Count Jerkula said...

@little broken bird: it is so much fun to take a broad on het first trip to a sex shop. Wide eyed awe at the myriad of shapes, sizes and colors. Explaining how different things work, etc.

Nowadays there are more and more sex shops designed to cater to women and couples rather than the raincoaters and buddy booth goers.

Count Jerkula said...

@LBB: you lost me at condoms for oral.

Anonymous said...

In all honesty ... I'd rather die than have to succumb to either option.

Little Broken Bird said...

Ha ha well only if it was business. Quite different for real life partners!

Little Broken Bird said...

One of my favourite past times was going into all of the sex shops in soho with a good girlfried of mine and finding the biggest toy going and having a loud discussion about how much we could get up our butts and squabble over whose turn It was. The pervs used to almost explode lol Fun times. Not been in one for years now

Alita said...

Sounding very Belle de Jeur there @LBB ;)

I think escorting is legal in UK which might make a little difference to the power dynamic mentioned, eg by babo. You shared a little of your youth, which has intrinsic value, and they gave you some money (which they had enough of); if mutual respect is achieved then it's all very parochial.

@Forever Young, that's pretty harsh! Everyone has choices in life, including LBB, but I hope you're not so emphatic about the other compromises you'll need to make in life!

Little Broken Bird said...

I guess was similar, only not nearly so glamorous as she makes out. Lots of driving around in all weathers, all night long. Domt remember her talking about trying to wank a guy off for 3 solid hours because he has snorted so much coke he cant get it up, urgh my arms almost fell off. Escorting is legal in UK, paying for sex isnt though. Plenty of mutual respect, always spoke first on the phone to ensure good match and to avoid any disappointment. The huge influx of eastern European girls at the end of the 90's changed the whole scene, and not in a good way, glad I got.out then.
Ill never be offended by anyones comments, I had the same prejudices before I found myself doing the very thing I thought I couldnt. I hope no one has to go down that road, but sometimes there is no other way

Alita said...

Ahh, I think it must be pretty common to glamourise something when others are going to judge, Belle created a funny read and good luck to her. We don't get her rammed down our throats out here in the colonies, I think she's a bit of a talking head in UK now.

Silver lining: the 3hr wank must have really been good for muscle tone ; P

I agree that people's opinions aren't personally directed and don't generally change - I don't really think people should have to either; absolutism worries me though - life is compromise. The thing I'd debate with you is self-determinism. Everyone has choices - occassionally they are terrible choices like Wormtail in Harry Potter (yeah I'm like 7 years old). But choices they are - you left a bad circumstance and escorted and got yourself in a good place, but you could have gone back, or got some shitty job, or been homeless, or a dozen other things. I'm personally all about self-determination and responsibility, mainly re all the insane decisions I've ever made.

I hope someone gets rude about me voluminously off-topicing; I've not experienced that, and I think the off-topic post is a bit silly. I could push myself to come up with witty rejoinders.

Little Broken Bird said...

Yes you are right it is a choice I made, at the time I saw it as the only option. The first job was awful, I made the driver hold my hand and walk me to the door, id never been promiscuous at 17 id slept with 2 people, quite a big leap to make. Whilst I chose to do something most people find horrible compared to what I came from it was infinitely better, in that sense never saw is a bad thing. It was the best decision id ever made. My life got better when I started having sex for money.
I agree people should stand by their opinions,

Little Broken Bird said...

people in general should just have a little empathy to the circumstances that these girls find themselves and the lives that have broight them to that point. I got out a lot of girls did not, drugs, alcohol, more extreme actions for bigger payouts. I can guarantee not one girl ever said she liked it and would do it forever, everyone had a date to be out by, that date was often pushed back and back though.

Count Jerkula said...

Cocaine induced floppy cock is what makes meth a better sex drug. Those 3 hours would have been spent wearing out your arms and everything else ya got. Not the best if your doing it professionally, but as an experience in personal life it is memorable.

Alita said...

This is really interesting @LBB, thank you sincerely for sharing. The only prostitutes I have really (knowingly!) chatted with have been the street-walking types, and that was so sad; hard looking women hooking to pay for heroin but talking about their kids. And a young girl ~18, pretty, just for the heroin and to show her middle class Dad that she was grown up and would make her own (shitty) decisions. As you said, escorting is a tad different. These women were making sort of $50 a throw, no protection (I mean a driver), just sad. I have every sympathy for these women, as they mostly faced addiction, abuse, and rotten backgrounds. First step was getting off drugs, but they needed money and they needed numbness to do it - cyclical. I tried to get the young woman to go to a treatment programme, she was so sure she was being 'cool' but later I saw her back. I do wonder where and who she is now - back then I felt she out of all of them mainly needed a reality check, or a metaphorical wake-up slap! At least they weren't facing criminal charges for sex work though, that must change the dynamic a lot.

I guess if you'd been more sexually experienced it might have been less terrifying at the start, but maybe - you're still starting out on a path that is fundamentally scary.

Don't take my 'choices' ramblings harshly, certainly not intended to be so. This a more abstract thing for me, decisions, though I do drum it into kids I meet - make your decisions actively, with your eyes open. It sounds like you did that though LBB, and it was the right call for you, so we're in agreement :)

And no wonder you occassionally smile to yourself ;)

OKay said...

Like Count, I would happily *make* a porn but I don't think I could ever be in one. I actually have some pretty good ideas for porn movies!

I would be an escort or a dominatrix, though. The number would be very, very high, but yes, I can be bought.

Count Jerkula said...

Cocaine induced floppy cock is what makes meth a better sex drug. Those 3 hours would have been spent wearing out your arms and everything else ya got. Not the best if your doing it professionally, but as an experience in personal life it is memorable.

Tru Leigh said...

All of it.

SophiaB said...

Ow ow owwwwwww. Says the fox.

SophiaB said...

I have that same feeling. Esp when some ahole looks me up and down and turns away. I just laugh. If he only knewwww. #)

SophiaB said...

I think you were very brave and I respect you for taking your LIFE into your own hands... three hours? Yoikes...

Moxie Girl said...

Count - your answer was fucking brilliant. I obviously don't get this site until way past everyone else, so I'm sure my comments never get seen, but I wanted to acknowledge the brilliance of your response

Moxie Girl said...

Count - your answer was fucking brilliant. I obviously don't get this site until way past everyone else, so I'm sure my comments never get seen, but I wanted to acknowledge the brilliance of your response

Little Broken Bird said...

Not brave, I was stupid! I was very very lucky not to have something bad happen.
I know, 3 hours, so grim lol

Little Broken Bird said...

Definitely not good professionally speaking, unless you were into thr guy (it did happen, now and then) Few nights where the fee was waived and I enjoyed myself! I dont think you can get meth in the UK, probably a good thing! :-)

Alita said...

I always thought that too, @Moxie Lady, nut it turns out that this time of day - whatever time it is for you - is full of replies!

@LBB, grim - even with a tasty lube I'm thinking of possible chaffing! I'm sure we all hope the poor fella eventually managed a release :D

Little Broken Bird said...

Its the sad reality for most. The majority are blotting out a bad childhood. We were all innocent once, until the world got to us.

Sarah said...

Lol!

Anonymous said...

Little birdy; I love you! Feather dusters & budgies! Ever get any Tory MP's?

L said...

@Little Broken Bird - i know you are sooo right about England.. a few years ago i was in London for Fetish week and ended up at Mass Club [a converted church in the centre of Brixton] - it was hilarious to see everyone in their super kinky attires [or lack of attire altogether] being so super corteous to each other.. people covered in latex head to toe ala AHS bumbing into you and going all "oh sorry! are you ok?" everyone was so nice and CRAZY! I loved it

L said...

oh and I was sorry to hear Mass apparently closed some time ago :(

Seven of Eleven said...

@Alita, why are you clogging the blog with your off-topic nonsense? Please, the topic is your turn, not "what does Alita want to say to Little Broken Bird". People like you are RUINING this blog. RUINING IT.

:b

auntliddy said...

there isnt enough money in the world for me to make a porno, and I can assure you, no audience for same! If by escort you mean get dressed up be a date for the night WITHOUT sex, if desperate, perhaps.

Count Jerkula said...

any of you who think there would be no market for your porn scenes, you are wrong. Granny porn, Chubby porn, Anorexic porn, Hairy porn, there is a market for all of it. Not that you would be making the big bucks like an 18 y/o gymnast would, but you could make some side money, and use the couple porn scenes as infomercials to jack up your escorting rates.

Bessie Smith said...

Never.

Alita said...

LOL, thanks @7! The highest of fives is yours, gracious me!

I wondered how it felt - yeah, people dissing you for off-topic hurts :, ((( I yearn for a simpler time - the golden age of CDaN which was specifically before I joined, but i heard it was gr8 4 m8s. People! Community! etc. Sigh.

My retort: YOUR MUM.

Well, I think we all see who won that round. *Smug*

Seven of Eleven said...

@Alita, that made me LOL! YOUR MUM!

Every time I see someone pull an off-topic whine, I think of Kanye: "I'mma let you finish but I just wanted to say I came here for the guesses and y'all's pathetic off-topic banter is annoying me. I should be able to tell you what to say in the comments!"

(I wonder if someone will come along to castigate us for going off topic about going off topic! :b )

LTG said...

Well, I'm not gonna front. No porn, unless it was soft. Super soft.

But, I'd escort given a choice of the two. However, there'd be no sex, no kink, and no watchers.


But I'd pimp without hesitation, lol.

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