Saturday, November 02, 2013

Courtney Stodden And Doug Hutchison Split- Maybe

Radar has a story up on their site which says that Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison have split. I don't think anyone would be surprised the pair have split. I think more people are surprised they have lasted three years. The writing was really on the wall after the time she got to spend away from him during Celebrity Big Brother in the UK this past summer.

What I don't like about radar's story is they spend the first half of it convincing you the couple has split and then spend the second half saying that if we see them in photos or hanging out or they deny they are splitting we shouldn't believe them and they really have split.

What good does a story like that do? That would be like someone writing Adam Sandler and his wife have split but if they deny it or you see them together or get photographed together or have another kid together don't even pay attention to it because they really have split.

If people are taking photos together and denying they have split and not getting with other people then they are together. A split is when they are no longer together. Using Radar's logic they have never been together. I don't think they have ever had sex and I think she has been with other guys and who knows what he has been doing but they are still "together." I would rather have a tabloid or myself go out on a limb and take a posirtion and not hedge your bets like a fortune teller.

44 comments:

The Real Dragon said...
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Cleodacat said...

Not that we didn't see that coming.

The Real Dragon said...

There is no hope on Love anymore.

Forever Alone....

lostathome said...

wat

msgirl said...

A big old Who Cares.

Sherry said...

Wow hard to believe that this was a bitchfest about the writing at Radar. That was poorly written I'm still unclear on what the story is here.

Oh yeah Peepaw and Lizard have split and their whole life together has been a sham. Yawn. I bet they have had sex. While the other watched.

Now what will Courtney do to support herself?

texas rose said...

Yes Dragon - if they can't make it no one can:(

Sherry said...

oops "so poorly" missed that.

jadetoo said...

??? on this article...

Sugar said...

Lets pour one out for Dourtney. One for us and one for our fallen homies.

chopchop said...

What does Adam Sandler have to do with anything?

Christinne said...

Which reminds me of Orlando Bloom and his beard of a wife, chipmunk face highly overrated Miranda. Exactly, a couple who split, then split, no shit together.... There was smth more sinister about these two, probably Ill talk about it later

The Real Dragon said...

@Texas =(

auntliddy said...

yeah,Im like completely amazed they may split. Usually when your mom pimps you out starting at age 10 or so, and then you marry someone almost 3x your age at 16, it usually has saying power-NOT!!!!!!!

Vera L- said...

I hope the Porn Iguana is the next Bachelorette. I would tune in for that!

Vera L- said...

oh and blah blah blah Sanctity of marriage! blah blah blah Gays are ruining for everyone! blah blah blah

Count Jerkula said...

She only gonna split if she finds some cock with a bigger wallet attached.

Tina Mallette said...

Those boobs are out of control.

NaughtyNurse said...

They probably have split, and HE is the one who left HER.

G said...
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G said...

With all the celebrity choices to use, I wonder if the Adam Sandler reference means something?

bunny honey said...

Who the (beep) cares. Next!

Kristin said...

"If people are taking photos together and denying they have split and not getting with other people then they are together."

See: Kerr-Bloom

Seven of Eleven said...

Non-story about a non-story, part duex?

I have no posirtion on the subject.

audrey said...

Well I am so torn up about this I may have to go out and drink away my deep rooted sorrow.

Alicia said...

I actually liked this season of CBB in the UK - and Courtney wasn't too annoying. Vain, yes, but sweet. Her body language with Doug was obviously in the " you can hug me but that's it " zone and she was playing finger footsie with the hot guy on the show, Mario. Sad I know all of this. It shows I have way too much time on my hands. But, the show made me not hate Courtney - she actually seems like a sweet albeit confused girl

sandybrook said...

Courtneys porn career should be starting any day now

Count Jerkula said...

Your lips to god's ears Sandybrook. She only nha a short time left to do teen anal. Them titties might be too big for babysitter porn though.

QueenAnne Guido said...

Finally, PROOF that the gays are destroying marriage for the rest of society!

This was meant to be! But - no! - gays are destroying traditional one traditional marriage at a time.

Do those fun bags come at a discount if you buy them by the case?

HannahBanana said...

If those crazy kids can't make it, who can?! LOL!!!!!!! I can't bring myself to waste any liquor for them though ;-)

FS said...

What the hell was the point of this post? What's that movie quote people like to use so much, we are all dumber for having read this post.

How many times has this very site said 'so and so have broken up but they will keep it under wraps and show up together for a while, but you heard it here first'? Gawd, the weekend writing staff are lame.

AJ said...

Are there any blinds about Courtney & Doug ?

__-__=__ said...

G - you know it does!

Mitzy said...

And I'm dumber from reading your post!
You read it here first!

MadLyb said...

Courtney Stodden is not the idiot she makes herself out to be.

TalksTooMuch said...

I promised myself I wouldn't cry!

Sherry said...

LOL TTM!

Anonymous said...

It's called covering your bases - they hope they've split because they may have heard something to that effect, but if they're wrong then don't sue them ...

Personally, I hope it is true ... she's young enough to still try and experience life as people in their late teens should (hopefully she doesn't go down the path of stripping or pornography); she will hopefully meet some people her own age and start to enjoy life - because she's looked nothing but miserable since shacking up with him; and she's old enough to realise that her parents essentially pimped her out, so she should break free from them.

I think appearing on 'Celebrity Big Brother' made her realise that the life she was living was not normal.

Anonymous said...

@Christinne - something iffy has been in the works with Miranda for a while now. Not only did she get fired from her coveted Victoria's Secret and David Jones gigs, but she also fired her mother from her organic skincare company at the same time (she was previously the Managing Director). I think with those two they just grew apart, but I wouldn't be at all surprised if Miranda has been eating out with someone new for a while now.

lutefisk said...

She always looks extremely uncomfortable and he always looks extremely creepy.
I am still not buying her as teen.

Anonymous said...

They need a little getaway :
chug chuga lurve

Christinne said...

FIRST OF ALL, STODDEN IS NOT A TEENAGER AND U HAVE TO BE SERIOUSLY RETARDED TO BELIEVE THAT. SHE IS AT LEAST 30. SECONDLY, THEY ARE UNDER MK ULTRA/MIND CONTROL PROGRAM LIKE BASICALLY ALL SHOWBIZ AND SPORTS AND POLITICS IS. EVEN IF THERE WAS REALLY NOTHING BETWEEN COURTNEY AND DOUG, IT DIDNT MATTER, WHAT MATTER WAS THE CREEPY MESSAGE BEHIND IT: MAKING PEDOPHILIA LEGAL - SEE HER AGE (NO MATTER IF IT WAS FAKE), ACCEPTABLE.

Freya said...

@ chopchop I believe there was a BI about a comedic actor who has left his wife and is now living someone else.

Count Jerkula said...

when ever someone goes MK Ultra, all I can think of is "there is a slow adult."

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