Thursday, October 31, 2013

Blind Item #3

This former A list tweener and now B list celebrity looking for something to do says he has no drug issues but he was a no show at an event at night this week. His significant other made excuses saying he was tired but she told one of her friends that he would just rather stay inside and use than go out.

35 comments:

Jack S said...

What kind of monster is safe to put in a washing machine?


A wash and wear wolf.

Beetlejuice said...

Well, looks like I'm next. Good thing, too. I gotta do a photo shoot for GQ in about an hour and a half. Yeah, they've been after me for months. Doin' some underwear deal. I don't know what...

Regan MacNeil said...

I'll give him something to do....in his dreams!!!

ConfirmationStation said...

What did the witch do when her broomstick broke?







She witch-hiked!!!!!!!!!!!!

WareCat said...

Joe Jonas.

Nicotina said...

Zack Effron scares me.

Anonymous said...

Enty sometimes people really do stay home to wash and brush their merkin! That's called a merkin over twerkin night.

Beetlejuice said...

Rawr!

Beetlejuice said...

Oh, I know what you're asking me. Can I be scary. What do you think of this? You like it?

Numbskull said...

I think I scared off Renoblondee. Reno, come back! I don't bite.

The Fox said...

Woo-oo-oo-ooo!

Jack S said...

Why did the ghost go into the bar?


For the Boos.

Numbskull said...

Unless you're into that sort of thing

Unknown said...

I dont think it can be the Jonas guy. He does not say he doesnt have substance abuse issues. He knows he does.

Beetlejuice said...

I AM. Reno can join. I don't mind a group

Nicotina said...

No Beetlejuice, I don't. This is my least favorite day of the year, and you creeps are ruining it for me.
I cried as a child watching your movie.

Why isn't Enty posting about happy fun non-scary celebrities today? Where is Tori Spelling?

Burn Book said...

Woooooooo....

No one cares about tweeners, current or former. Get better blinds like I used to write.

Woooooo....

The Fox said...

Wa-wa-way-do Wub-wid-bid-dum-way-do Wa-wa-way-do

Beetlejuice said...

I promise I won't bite



HARD.

Regan MacNeil said...

Come to Freddy

Orvilla Bedinbacher said...

1.2. Freddy's coming for you.
3.4. Better lock your door...

Haywood Jablomee said...

MacCauley Culkin

Himmmm said...

Here's the Himmmm deal:

Many years ago this account was started by 4 guys who were all pals and worked together DEEP inside the biz. Two were famous (rock star and movie star) and the other two were true creative geniuses. Over the years, 3 of them posted on this one account on CDAN. Think of it like Menudo (but without gay Latinos). In a way, we were all Himmmm. Kind of like V in V for Vendetta.

The poor bastard (lol) getting all the heat who was supposedly outed as "him" took the heat to protect ME and my career/privacy. He used to work with me, and his family is part of the biz too. He's an amazing writer, producer, director and musician. He's the pal who got me hooked on Blinds because his family goes back DEEP into old, old Hwood. As in the OLDEST Hwood ever. He's from back East/South, and could explode your brain with the stuff HE knows about real HWood.

Pretty much nobody but me has posted here in the last year (except my CTO who was HimJacker and my wife as Herrrr). Otherwise, it's me. I don't have time to do this all day every day, but try to chime in when I can. It's the only vice I can get away with :-)

We had a serious meeting after this crap spread because it could cause REAL WORLD issues for all of us, especially ME. Err, I mean Himmm. Which IS me. (Shit, I sound like Ted C. now!).

Anyway, people can speculate all they want. That's their right. I will never come out and say my name, and I'll retire this hobby first. Some on CDAN know who I am, and I thank them for their secret-keeping. I am NOT any better or more special than ANY of you (Maja, BigMama, Reno, RocketQ, etc.). I do this for fun, and occasionally to try and right some wrongs (even my own). I don't use an anon name because it's false info I share...I have to be anon because it is TRUE!

I won't come to your homes or offices and ask for your ID if you don't demand the same from me. Sometimes it's like hotdogs...they taste great, but you NEVER wanna watch them be made!

I digress. Back to the snark, shock, and love.
(PS - Thanks T.G. for taking one for the team. We won't forget it buddy! ;-)

Unknown said...

What did the Fox say?

Boozie said...

Not now ironman

Kelly said...

Not scared off. Had class. Carry on.

CarrieGraceMoretzbetches said...

Joe Jonas and his creepy chick with the weird accent through the best H parties, the only thing that sucks is that old parasite Wilmer is always there, that guy is such a sleaze. I will light his ass on fire. I can and I will.

Don't know who this blind is about could be anyone, more shocking would be who's NOT using. Whatever.

CarrieGraceMoretzbetches said...

Not Culkin, no significant other. He's bi and since Mila left he's floated between some guys and girls, no one serious. I think that skank Hailey might of done him, he has the best shit.

Kelly said...

I enjoy the Freddie quotes actually! He's my fave.

Halloweenie said...

Nobody believes you. You were a plant and everyone knows it.

Cory said...

Nicotina how can you NOT be scared looking at Tori Spelling?

ConfirmationStation said...

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Anonymous said...

I like turtles

Unknown said...

Finally an enty that knows the difference between then and than¡ what a happy halloween =/

di butler said...

Nope, Joe Jonas

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