Wednesday, October 30, 2013

Blind Items Revealed

October 1, 2009

This former A list singer and now a probably a B- or C+ went off on her ex-boyfriend the other night. He is an A lister and she said that he only ever could have sex with our singer if she stayed completely quiet the entire time. Of course since they only had sex every few months she didn't have to make that effort very often.

Alanis Morissette & Ryan Reynolds (probably focusing on himself while staring in a mirror)

26 comments:

ladybaus said...

i hate that stupid bitch. and alanis is gross and annoying too!

Pip said...

I wouldn't want to listen to her either. Ugh

Freya said...

Wasn't there something about an actor looking in a mirror a few days ago in a BI?

MISCH said...

I actually don't care for either of them..

LottaColada said...

Maybe she was annoying

Kelly said...

That made me giggle for some reason.

JoElla said...

Me too Renoblondee! And I need to add..

BUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRN!

sandybrook said...

She is waaay below him and sounds like a sick cow when she sings cant imagine her screaming

HannahBanana said...

This ^^^^^ amen Derek.

skipper said...

Lmao! Oh please...as if!! Of course both Alanis and ScarJo talked s**t of Ryan because he's no longer with them. I remember very well Alanis was very keen on sharing intimate details about him when they were together and she didn't sound unsatisfied at all back then..

TalksTooMuch said...

Ryan, honey, I can get as many mirrors as you need.

Sarah said...

Ummm...I'm no fan of Alanis however,Ryan sounds asexual to me.

Brian Brown said...

Who in the heck would want to have sex with that little fattie Alanis?

amused bush said...

Poor Alanis - it's like rain, on her wedding day.

JoElla said...

OMG V!!!!!!!!!!

You win the internet today!!!!

Paint Chips said...

Bitter, bitter, bitter.

Unknown said...

Hey if RR is dud in bed, the women are doing a public service.

RR is either asexual or a gay man trying to pass as hetero but not doing a good job.

Honesty RR will set you free which ever way you lean. If you are asexual find an asexual mate. They exist and they won't blab.

skipper said...

@Tina
I'm surprised Alanis stayed with him so long and Scarlett even married him if he is that bad in bed!! Looks like bitter from an ex, nothing more than that.

ktmonster said...

Where there is smoke there is fire. If more than one famous ex is talking sh*t about your bedroom skills, you really have an issue.

Eros said...

Lol @ last line...

Just Another HR Lady said...

I find it hard to believe she stayed with him for years if that was the case, they were engaged, and she was devastated when he broke up with her. If she said it, was just break-up anger.

skipper said...

@Just Another HR Lady

THIS!! Totally agree!

Sean said...

To be fair, he was probably worried that she might break into song.

Orvilla Bedinbacher said...

@V niiice

hothotheat said...

I'm no Alanis fan but she's been with her baby daddy for a years while RR has been married twice, divorced once. I thinks he's the azzhole here.

Cassiopeia said...

@Freya
You're right. I think this is a reveal for that blind. Most people thought Blake and Ryan or Justin and Jessica.

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