Thursday, October 31, 2013

Random Photos Part Five

With all the crazy costumes this year with many centered on being as sexy as possible I thought it was interesting that Gloria Steinem showed up on a red carpet last night. She gets the top spot.

Christina Ricci shows off her wedding dress.
David Beckham surrounded by David Beckham shirts and chairs and presumably wearing David Beckham underwear with a David Beckham sock stuffed inside.
Fergie out and about again. She seems like she is always out.
Heather Graham shooting her new movie.
That is Pierce Brosnan kissing Jessica Alba. Yeah, like that would ever happen in real life.
Angelina Jolie directing a movie in Australia.
Minka Kelly gets some help getting home.

70 comments:

Beetlejuice said...

I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT...

TalksTooMuch said...

There is no such thing as a Beckham sock stuffing, is there VIP? is there? Hold me!

What I would like to know, and this is not parent-shaming, is how Fergie gets to go out alla time by herself when she just had a kiddo five minutes ago. Plus, heels. How is that even remotely possible??

TalksTooMuch said...

Plus, Gloria Steinhem. Wow. So awesome to put a feminist icon on top so we can scroll past and make fun of how other women dress. I'm making myself sad. I'll be in my room

FrenchGirl said...

i love Christina Ricci's wedding dress

fun fact on Gloria Steinem:she's Christian Bale's stepmother.She was married with Bale's father

ConfirmationStation said...

NO WITCHES???????????????

Alverix Orcus, Transfrogamorphus, Conversio Dourus, Concha Testudo!

Ghost of Songs Past said...

Angelina in the land down under? (too easy)
Gloria will survive. She's like a La Cucaracha that way.
Heather Graham will never be your woman Ents, sorry.
This is how you remind me that we have come...to the end of the road.
I hate to leave with a bad goodbye, though. So here you go:

(Children:]
There's a sad sort of clanging from the clock in the hall
And the bells in the steeple too
And up in the nursery an absurd little bird
Is popping out to say "cuckoo"
[Marta, Gretl, Brigitta:]
Cuckoo, cuckoo

[Children: Marta, Gretl, Brigitta: ]
Regretfully they tell us Cuckoo, cuckoo
But firmly they compel us Cuckoo, cuckoo
To say goodbye . . .
[Marta, Gretl, Brigitta:]
Cuckoo!
[Children:]
. . . to you

[Children:]
So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, good night
[Marta:]
I hate to go and leave this pretty sight

[Children:]
So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, adieu
[Friedrich:]
Adieu, adieu, to yieu and yieu and yieu

[Children:]
So long, farewell, au revoir, auf wiedersehen
[Liesl:]
I'd like to stay and taste my first champagne

[Children:]
So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, goodbye
[Kurt:]
I leave and heave a sigh and say goodbye -- Goodbye!
[Brigitta:]
I'm glad to go, I cannot tell a lie
[Louisa:]
I flit, I float, I fleetly flee, I fly
[Gretl:]
The sun has gone to bed and so must I

[Children:]
So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, goodbye
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye

[Guests:]
Goodbye!



Happy Halloween all! May you get more treats than tricks. Be safe!

Sylvia said...

Love Christina's wedding dress.

Kelly said...

Brosnan and Alba is just weird and not right.

SingBlue said...

I got so sick of the trick or treaters at Halloween that I turned the lights out and pretended I wasn't in.

Fuck the ships. My lighthouse, my rules.

The Real Dragon said...

Lets Do Horror Blinds


This B+ List Horror Movie Killer with A list recognition was seen last night at Bar drinking his Sorrow away. Not because he cant be his true self but because he now wants to become a preacher and stop the murdering. Some of his friends are happy but I Wonder What His Dead Mother would think?

=p Im bored with no life ol.

ConfirmationStation said...

Alverix Orcus, Transfrogamorphus, Illio Allio, Poultus Transformus!

Anonymous said...

TalkstoMuch, Come out of your room I want to fight with you and call you names!

TalksTooMuch said...

I can't! I'm hypocritically pretending to mope while storing up energy to judge other women based soley on their looks! How about in 15?

ConfirmationStation said...

Jax - Polaxus Descendus, Vitae Anima!

Anonymous said...

As usual you're way overdoing it Troll. You're a smart lady, but you really need to seek help, and/or regularly take your meds. These periodic manic breakdowns are just silly and annoying. Couldn't you direct this energy to something more productive? Cleaning your house? Working out? This just seems like such a waste of time and energy. Charity work even?

Numbskull said...

ANNNNAAA!!!!!!! my love I've been waiting for you all day!

ConfirmationStation said...

Intrenso Profundus, Baloonus Floribundus!

Meanie Rhysie said...

LOLOLOLOLOL!!!! Love it!

Unknown said...

Alba and Brosnan? I thought Brosnan would be considered better looking.

Anonymous said...

This site has seriously gone downhill (Halloween trolls notwithstanding). Nothing is fun anymore

Sherry said...

You just knew that not a day would go by without Alba in the pictures. Okay she got a job now you can stop posting her m'kay?

Anonymous said...

I concur. This site has gone down hill.

Anonymous said...

B Profane- what is #1 thing you miss about old CDAN - OR - #1 thing that has ruined current CDAN?

ProfBraaaaaains said...

Yes, B. Profane, please enlighten us as to what has led to your disenchantment with the site as it now sits? Could it be all the lying and exaggerating by commentors laying claim to impossible-to-believe stories?

Anonymous said...

Hag, well, it used to be an honest an genuinely written blog. Remember when Enty jumped on and would say "guess who just left my office? OMG, I'll have to write a long post about her later"
The next week you would get this awesome blind item that people would talk about for years!
I'm horrified at the commenters that have trolled into the great community that once was.
Today I wish we could all exchange stories of how great this site used to be.

ConfirmationStation said...

I'll teach you a spell, Dragon!
Reversus Revolvus, Returnus Resolvus, Alpha Omega, Ofus Adofus!

Halloweenie said...

Well, HELLO, Anna Katherine Nonymous! That is some beautiful cleavage there! I'll tell you who has beautiful cleavage, I mean I would if I could but I still have to work in this town. You'd know her, though, hot with cleavage that will make your eyes water. We were doing a show that required a metric ton of research and had to go to Langley. Not a lot of people know this, but in one of the facilities there's a small "rest room" (not a bathroom, a glorified bunk) and we just happened to stumble into it one day. And again the next day, and the next. When everything was said and done and we parted ways after the project, she sent me a t-shirt that said "I made the Cockpit Motion Facility a reality."

Anonymous said...

Anna, that's incredibly insensitive! I don't have a house to clean, I:m in the dumpster outside of McDonalds right now! I'm on this site to take myind off the special sauce and pickles in my hair!

Anonymous said...

**flare**

Count Jerkula said...

more Halloween porn

Pumpkin Abuse

yeah, they aint really pumpkins

halloween boning

my kinda Snow White

hot teen witch gallery

joanna angel, james deen & Frankenstein

CarrieGraceMoretzbetches said...

At least Anna caught on this time they were trolls, she's learning the internets!

CarrieGraceMoretzbetches said...

No let's exchange stories of how we have broken bones in the act of sex.......

Regan MacNeil said...

Trick or treat,
smell my feet,
give me something good to eat!

Anonymous said...

Honestly I don't go far back as you have mentioned- but I would have fucking loved it if I were around for the "legit blind" times.

I have read this blog since late 2011, which is not long, but I got addicted bc the blinds were more "realistic" than other banal gossip sites. But what I truly miss is community of commenters. Before, they seemed like good natured normal people who wanted to guess at dubious juicy blinds. Now, I imagine the commenters as ratty haired over tanned chain smoking back woods tactless "yinzers" (I'm from pittsburgh - so no one will understand what "yinzers" are) that just want a place to spew vile negative idiocy.


**exception, VIP, who although you post naked pics, they are relevant to posts and hilarious, but more importantly, you actually try to legitimately guess blinds, and you're usually dead on, which is fun

Beetlejuice said...

Im so glad Anna came back.

Said no one ever.

Anonymous said...

ALSO I remember anticipating an actual himmmm post- which would blow everyone's minds and rally the troops

Meanie Rhysie said...

You bratty kids get on home, do you hear me?

Meanie Rhysie said...

I will be talking to your parents, you snot-nosed brats!

Anonymous said...

Fuck off crab apple. You're a parasite fuck

Meanie Rhysie said...

Sit down, you slatternly slut!

Anonymous said...

Try tmz crab- more your juvenile cunt speed

Regan MacNeil said...

Let's sing a Halloween song!

There was an old woman all skin and bones, O-o-o-o!
She lived down by the old graveyard -o-o-o!
One night she thought she'd take a walk, -o-o-o!
She walked down by the old graveyard, o-o-o!
She saw the bones a-layinâ around, O-o-o-o!
She thought sheâd sweep the old church house, O-o-o-o!
She went to the closet to get a broom, O-o-o-o!
She opened the door and BOO!

Meanie Rhysie said...

Well, I never!

Anonymous said...

Anyone who trolls or otherwise disingenuously contributes, like my dear friend cunty ms crab apple here, I cordially invite you to reflect on the fact that you are trying to ruin something, however trivial, that was a source of fun for some people, encourage alienation and lack of faith in community that is all too prevalent anyway, and only reinforce the sad stereotype that only total burn out losers read celebrity gossip...which, if I may so boldly suggest, is not fucking true- that people can indulge in silly mindlessness and crack inappropriate jokes over absurd orgy blinds without losing a sense of overall decency. Except now you can't bc selfish boar pricks are purposely fucking up a once fun thing. I guess my only question is, seriously what are any of you getting out of being total dick killjoys?

Anonymous said...

Hag and everyone else: Well for one, Himmmm isn't real. He started out as Talley Griffith (take a google) pretty much a lunatic wannabee in everything. Also, no relation to any famous Griffith. Enty probably decided to stir the pot to get some clicks for revenue.
Then some old timers got bitchy at some new timers and ever since Enty got the clicks he sold the site and its gone down hill since. Most of the blinds are fake and we never hear anything personal from Enty anymore. It's a money machine.
I believe one ad for one week is $1000. You do the math.

Anonymous said...

I never thought I'd say anything nice, well ever. But Beetlejuice and Ms. Crabapple are pretty funny.

sandybrook said...

90% of the days when the trolls infest the comments they are extremely annoying. But today 90% of the trolls were funny and creative and made me laugh a lot all day. I salute you trolls (especially Tabitha and Ghosts of Music Past and whoever himmmm was because he had me wondering for about sn hour until his mess wore off)!!

Now everybody go out Bob for apples steal candy tron kids and drink Dickins Cider!

Anonymous said...

You're right bprofane- judge a tree by its fruits.

I only bother anymore out if habit and boredom, which I guess reflects more about me than this stupid site

This really used to be a source of fun though

JSierra said...

Beetlejuice okay that one was pretty funny.

Alba and Pierce just seems so wrong. Like...Meryl Streep and Justin Bieber. I don't even know why I'm typing this shit, no one is going to read it today. I just don't want to do my homework or join the 'hood Halloween party, free booze be damned. In case anyone was wondering, which y'all weren't.

Sugar said...

Dudes, calm down! Trolls are fun!
Besides, unless they go this hard all the time, the sight won't be ruined.
It's Halloween for cripes sakes!!

Anonymous said...

Well hag, judging a tree by it's fruits as you say, then you come across as horribly dense.

"Total dick killjoys" and 15 minutes later you said you visit the site out of boredom. If you are so bored why bother getting so angry?

I don't think the trolls are "selfish", I think they are selfless. Look at their endurance!

Maybe it's time to turn off the computer and read a book dear.

Count Jerkula said...

@Sugar: don't you go tryin to use rational thought and reality around here! That shit will earn you a whuppin once the twunce are out of hiding.

I thought I was good at keepin twunces at bay. I got nuthin on these trollin betches.

Wait till I do the 12 Days of Whores leading up to XXX-Mas. "On the first day of XXX-Mas my true love gave to me, a whore and some pee......." there is your preview. I haven't decided on the accompanying pic yet. Nothing jumps out at me from the Golden Shower file in my archives.

Halloweenie said...

Hi TalksTooMuch! Are you a blonde or a redhead? It's hard to tell in that picture, can't see past that gorgeous smile. I once did Othello with a lead who was a blonde and her understudy was a redhead. The redhead and I were "dressing up the stage" one night after rehearsals when the blonde walked in. We were in this pretzel position that isn't easy if you don't know how to do it and when the stage door slammed, I twisted sideways and broke my collarbone. I'm a professional, though, not one of those profane rank amateurs, and I said in my best Laurence Olivier voice, "The show must go on!" I'm really proud of that experience but I still think the understudy was better than the lead. She went on to be someone famous but I can't tell you who because that would be a violation of privacy, which I take very seriously.

Anonymous said...

I like turtles

Halloweenie said...

Hey there, Hag! Nice boobs but why the crutches? I've been in the industry for a long time and no one I know has ever needed crutches after a boob job. One of my leads needed crutches after our weekend in the Poconos, though. We were filming nearby and these two extras told us about a haunted bed and breakfast so we decided to check it out. We were having a great time until the noises started that definitely weren't us. Sounded like Casper and Mary Anne with Viagra and a porno in the room, but we were the only guests. We were in this position that's kind of hard to explain but I accidentally broke her knee trying to get out of it. We had to delay filming for a couple of weeks and then her boyfriend came into town. She acted like I was her gay best friend around him but when he left to go back to his own shoot, she wanted to go back to the haunted room. I told her my penis would be the next break and wasn't worth it. That's why the film bombed.

NaughtyNurse said...

Gorgeous, Christina Ricci! Gorgeous!

TalksTooMuch said...

Aww, thanks, Halloweenie! I'm a redhead with blonde highlights (but only my hairdresser knows, right? *wink*) I COMPLETELY understand about the need to be hush hush *giggle*. Besides, I hear those understudies have the best sh#t

Pip said...

I still can't get over how trolls are automatically written off as ugly, fat, unemployed, virgins, etc. Trolling can be quite fun at times. This group seems to have been harmless, at least from the few posts I've read so far. No name calling, no nastiness.

Anonymous said...

The tree is a once legit site that has grown into a revenue generating husk of its former self and the fruit is troll commenters.

You're right- I'm dense for continuing to visit a blog that i can only stand bc of a weird combination of habit and borderline nostalgia, plus bizarre fascination for celebrity train wrecks, plus increasingly foolish belief that i can actually relate to any commrnters on here anymore.

**picks up 50 Shades of Gray and feels close to enlightenment after reading the drivel in CDAN comments**

lazyday603 said...

I know it's wrong but I just can't help sexually objectifying Gloria Steinem.

Count Jerkula said...

Try taking a good long look at her, lazy day. That should help stop it.

lazyday603 said...

You have to admit Gloria S was a sexy Playboy bunny in her younger years. Quite a tail too. Oh and ears, can't forget the ears.

(Yes, yes I know she did the bunny waitressing undercover to write a magazine piece about The Playboy Clubs - we're trucking in pure irony here)

Anonymous said...

Seriously what are you getting out of posting this meaningless rambling shit?

Count Jerkula said...

@Hag: I cant speak for Halloweenie, but my gut instinct tells me he/she is getting another reaction from you and laughter.

Pip said...

Talley is the one with the photoshopped concert pictures right?

Pip said...

Nvm, looked him up, and answered it for myself. I forgot about him. Dude is nuts.

Anonymous said...

So...unbelievably...asinine...

Halloweenie said...

hag, I take it back about your lovely boobs. You said you wanted celebrity gossip, I delivered and I complimented you on top of it. You can't have it both ways (or maybe you can and that explains the crutches).

Laura said...

Just catching up on the comments and I'm sorry it's over. Happy Halloween!

__-__=__ said...

Love Gloria S! Great pic!!

AJ looks skeletal and like a genuine cancer patient.

Most fun CDAN day in forever!!!!! Thanks to everyone in costume. Good reading after a Halloween south of the border drinking tequila. Had to finish reading when I woke this morning. Whew! Thanks Enty!!

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