Monday, October 21, 2013

Blind Item #6

This former A list female rock star who achieved that grade by getting songs from others says that the strangest sex she ever had was with this former A list mostly movie actor who would stop during sex and tell his dogs to growl. Apparently this turned him on. His dogs weight a pound or two each so not sure how this works for him. I can't imagine two more washed up people having sex.

41 comments:

Kristin said...

Love and Norton

VIPblonde said...

Courtney Love fucked Mickey Rourke while his pack of chihuahuas watched?!

VIPblonde said...

Do I make you horny, baby?

Rach Around said...

"His dogs weight"? I'm certain Kermit Gosnell Knob Jockey is writing some of these.

Rach Around said...

And great guess Kristin. We all know Kurt wrote the songs on Live Through This.

Its just U said...

It must be Halloween because I can't think of anything scarier than Courtney Love in the sack. *shudders*

Count Jerkula said...

I bet Courtney's box is twice as scary as her mug.

texas rose said...

Are we sure the dogs were seeing action from the outside?? I assume Love is cavernous enough that they might trapped in there and maybe he was just trying to make sure they were still alive.

AnonyMouse said...

^Cracking the fuck up with these comments! I got nothing... LOLOLOL

Sherry said...

Wow! Poor CL. She gets no respect. LOL

sandybrook said...

Hole was pretty good and even though she is a scum bucket I was surprised she had another talent she could use her tongue with.

V said...

Rach - interestingly, i do believe Courtney wrote most of the material on Live Through This. I think Kurt and Court's collaboration was similar to Stevie Nicks/Lindsey Buckingham (a bit more of a writer-editor vibe).

Ray said...

@Rach Around: And Billy Corigan wrote the tunes for the "Celebrity Skin" album

Rach Around said...

V: I have to agree to disagree! She didn't produce any songs of the same style or calibre to the first album, and people in the industry have whispered it for years.
Having said that, I still love her - she's the original glorious mess in a baby doll with smeared mascara.

Kristin said...

@Count it probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli.

PunkRocker said...

Apparently she gives the best blow jobs ever...maybe why others write her songs. I still don't know you would want to find out though.

WareCat said...

Pretty on the Inside was her best album.

TalksTooMuch said...

@ VIP: BWAHAHAHA!!!!

V said...

Rach: I definitely agree regarding the quality of Hole albums, but I still believe she wrote the songs. However she needed guidance to form her raw material, which is where Kurt/Billy come into the equation.

She gets a bad rap because she is a spectacularly hot mess and a woman, and was married to one of the greatest artists of my generation. I'm pretty sure if she were male, her skills wouldn't be disregarded.

Did Kurt and Billy help? Of course, but actually writing the albums in entirety is BS.

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Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

Pretty on the Inside was produced by Kim Gordon.

You can easily hear the outside influence of producers/others in her 1st three albums. This girl has made her living being a master manipulator.

Dirty Red Pagan said...

Holy Jesus......that's funny.

Count Jerkula said...

Good one Kristin.

For any old time Hustler readers, I'm thinking more Florida Sinkhole than Texas Tunnel.

8=====D - RememberKermitGosnell said...

Sorry for the OT, but:

Rach Around said...
"His dogs weight"? I'm certain Kermit Gosnell Knob Jockey is writing some of these.


If this is about me, you are right. I imagined this while fapping to the idea, then I had to bone my dog.
I like that name, I'm changing it right now.
Anyway, I love how liberals forget they beliefs and start using homophobic slurs when they feel like it. But don't stop there, you have already started, you can insult my Age, Race, Sex, National Origin, Religion, Disability, Pregnancy, Medical Condition, Marital Status or Physical Appearance.
Come on rachy, strike me down with all of your hatred and your journey towards the dark side will be complete.

Brenda L said...

I believe she wrote many of the lyrics, but the music arrangments are all Kurt, except for "Gutless" which is basically a Dinosaur Jr. song, produced by J Mascis.

Seven of Eleven said...

Congrats on the Pregnancy, Kermie!

Rach Around said...

Like a bulldog eating porridge

Rach Around said...

V : I still love Courtney. However, in the back of my mind, is this man...
el duce

Rach Around said...

Ah, J. My true love.

Rach Around said...

Oh dear Kermie. I was merely referring to your appalling grammar. Which was more a snark at Enty, as English is his first language, whereas with you, it isn't.

Rach Around said...

Oh, but the knob jockey reference was in regards to your racist, homophobic, bigoted comments, which I think we've all read in recent times.

WareCat said...

lololol! EL DUCE!!!
dude was a hot fukn' mess!

Its just U said...

Like a tired dogs mouth.

V said...

El Duce - That's a blast from the past! There used to be this guy, Richard Lee who hosted a public access show - "Who Murdered Kurt Cobain"...always interesting tidbits.

I remember the day it was announced Kurt Cobain was dead. I was somewhat in the scene and a friend called me called me with the news (before this was announced on the radio). Though I thought myself of being too cool for school, I immediately burst into tears. It was such a sad, sad time.

Alexa Rose said...

Well shoot, I was going to say Joan Jett until it got to the washed up part because I know Enty likes Joan (and who doesn't).
So I am guessing Alanis and Ryan Reynolds.

Its just U said...

A badly packed kebab

Rach Around said...

Yeah. A big mess! He always gave me a GG Allin vibe. Crazy motherfucker.

__-__=__ said...

But Ed Norton isn't washed up. His career is doing well. CL was with others. Can't be Ed Norton. Just can't. She was with Trent Resnor. Who else? Can't be Norton.

lazyday603 said...

Yoko wrote all the Beatles hits too.

Chief2224 said...

I love this post. Come for the gossip, stay for Rach Around's awesome take down of RememberKermitGosnell.

Thanks, Rach Around. You made my day :-)

Unknown said...

Love and Rourke, defo. That would have to be strange without the dogs. I agree about Love using really talented people to get the songs she wanted. To hear Billy Coragan tell it, she almost drove him insane wanting him to "produce" an album for her, she was still tweet fighting with him years later over him not giving her the songs he wrote. Very self entitled, and how she's been rehabilitated by the establishment is beyond me. Horrible woman. Frances still won't speak to her. Smart girl.