Thursday, October 31, 2013

Off Topic

Yes, cake batter flavor is a good thing but it will never replace bacon.

104 comments:

The Fox said...
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Beetlejuice said...

Let's see, business section.
Ooh, la, la. What do we got here? The Maitlands, uh? Cute couple. Look nice and stupid, too.

Himmmm said...

"Sue Ellen" is indeed correct about Hayden being gay. EVERYbody out here knows that. My favorite story is a Z-list actor/stand-in whom I know who worked on Star Wars with Hayden who told me this story:

"Yeah I know for a fact that Hayden is gay." I said "How do you know for sure?". To wit his reply: "I knida figured it out when I looked down while he was sucking me off".

Yes, that's crass and nasty but I do not doubt that guy. Neither does half of West Hollywood.

HOWEVER, my problem is the concept of Rachel Bilson turning tricks. I personally know a coliseum full of actresses, models, singers, Playmates, and household names who have turned tricks. Most just for kicks. Or one particular dimwit blonde singer/actress/whatever who slapped on a wig (with her gay best bff) and they did that whole fantasy just for fun (with an unwitting stanger). To no surprise the "john" figured it out quickly, and it ended the fantasy (not that any of his pals would belive he just paid cash for a hookup with HER - the poor guy...NOBODY would believe him I'll wager).

I'm also personally very well aware of an awesome actress who liked to do the S&M DOM thing for kicks and income. I don't think anyone even recognized her.

But Rachel Bilson? I don't know her personally but she doesn't strike me as "the type". Just a vibe. As far as the $35k goes? That's not a big deal at all. I know Brett Ratner spent over 25% of his entire salary from his last Rush Hour flick on watching a Hollywood starlet AND her mom service him together (all the while she thought she was gonna get cast in his next flick!). ANd Ratner being a true Rat...he secretly videotaped it. I know this for a FACT.

I also know a total WASPy Ivy-League Soccer Mom type of actress who dances at an upscale titty bar for kicks, which some say she used to do in college...for kicks, not cash.

But Rachel Bilson? I'm not saying it is not (esp. since Hayden C. fits the bill). Just remember: Her "look" is of the perennial cute freash-faced perky brunette college coed. JUST LIKE Natalie Portman. Rachel's not a vamp like Ali Larter or a whip-smart wildchild like Megan Fox. And when these 60 y.o. hedge fund CEO men (and many studio or agency execs) have the $$$ to pay for play? They want that All-American cutie pie look (with the schoolgirl skirt on top of the pile - as the song goes).

So in that regard, Bilson is just another face (or T&A) in the crowd.

Then again, if she's pulling premium fees (or "donations" lol) then she may very well be revealing her identity via her "service" or madam (which would justify the $$$). Which is how both Charlene Tilton and Catherine Bach used to do it in their early 70's fresh-fame days.
Just imagine "Daisy Duke" and Burt Lancaster together (lol). Sad but true.

Then there was Victoria Principal who raked in her big bucks the same way before marrying Hailey Glassman's dipshit surgeon father.
Of course, those are only insidious rumors (wink-nudge).

So I won't say Rachel is impossible...but it would be a surprise. Guess Enty won't reveal THIS one for sure. You guys/gals are great B.I.D.s (blind-item detectives!). Enty could fill this whole site with Shannon Elizabeth, "Michelle Trachten-head", and Jamie Pressley blinds alone.

I just wish Enty would rewind time a bit to some of those uber-juicy Woody Harrelson, Ashley Judd, Melissa Gilbert, Winona Ryder, Matt McConaughey, Tiffani Thiessen, and Teri Hatcher items that could fill an encyclopedia! I myself could fill it with Melanie Griffith, Katie Cassiday, and Emily Procter escapades! There's TONS of those and most of the witnesses are still alive!

The Fox said...

and mouse goes squeek

The Fox said...

Cow goes moo

The Fox said...

Frog goes croak

The Fox said...

Frog goes croak

The Fox said...

and the elephant goes toot

Jack S said...

What is a ghoul's favorite flavor?


Lemon-slime.

The Fox said...

Ducks say quack

The Fox said...

and fish go blub

Tabitha Cackle said...

What do you get if you cross a witch & an iceberg?






A cold spell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Fox said...

and the seal goes ow ow ow

Count Jerkula said...

My perfect Halloween fantasy
SFW
SFW
SFW
NSFW
NSFW
NSFW
NSFW

The Fox said...

But there’s one sound

Jack S said...

What's a haunted chicken?


A poultry-geist.

The Fox said...

That no one knows

The Fox said...

What does the fox say?

The Fox said...

Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!

The Fox said...

Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!

Jack S said...

Who do vampires buy their cookies from?


The Ghoul Scouts

The Fox said...

Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!

The Fox said...

What the fox say?

The Fox said...

Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!

The Fox said...

Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!

The Fox said...

Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!

Jack S said...

What do you call a fat Jack-O-Lantern?


A plumpkin.

The Fox said...

What the fox say?

The Fox said...

Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!

The Fox said...

Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!

Sugar said...

I still say 'Peace Out'. Is that still hip? Do the kids still say that?

The Fox said...

Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!

The Fox said...

What the fox say?

Ghost of Songs Past said...

Here is my Halloween treat for parents/teachers/babysitters. If you ever want to occupy a kid (or punish them. Or punish and occupy them). Have them listen to this song and pick out 10-15 subjects listed (your choice on the amount) and write at least 4 sentences about each.
Works like a charm.

Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnny Ray
South Pacific, Walter Winchell, Joe DiMaggio
Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, Television
North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe

Rosenberg's H-Bomb, Sugar Ray, Panmunjom
Brando, The King And I, and The Catcher In The Rye
Eisenhower, Vaccine, England's got a new queen
Marciano, Liberace, Santayana goodbye

We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it

Joseph Stalin, Malenkov, Nasser and Prokofiev
Rockefeller, Campanella, Communist Bloc
Roy Cohn, Juan Peron, Toscanini, Dacron
Dien Bien Phu Falls, Rock Around the Clock
Einstein, James Dean, Brooklyn's got a winning team
Davy Crockett, Peter Pan, Elvis Presley, Disneyland
Bardot, Budapest, Alabama, Khrushchev
Princess Grace, Peyton Place, Trouble in the Suez

We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it

Little Rock, Pasternak, Mickey Mantle, Kerouac
Sputnik, Chou En-Lai, Bridge On The River Kwai
Lebanon, Charles de Gaulle, California baseball
Starkweather Homicide, Children of Thalidomide...

Buddy Holly, Ben-Hur, Space Monkey, Mafia
Hula Hoops, Castro, Edsel is a no-go
U2, Syngman Rhee, payola and Kennedy
Chubby Checker, Psycho, Belgians in the Congo

We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it

Hemingway, Eichmann, Stranger in a Strange Land
Dylan, Berlin, Bay of Pigs invasion
Lawrence of Arabia, British Beatlemania
Ole Miss, John Glenn, Liston beats Patterson

Pope Paul, Malcolm X, British Politician sex
J.F.K. blown away, what else do I have to say

We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it

Birth control, Ho Chi Minh, Richard Nixon back again
Moonshot, Woodstock, Watergate, punk rock
Begin, Reagan, Palestine, Terror on the airline
Ayatollah's in Iran, Russians in Afghanistan
Wheel of Fortune, Sally Ride, heavy metal, suicide
Foreign debts, homeless Vets, AIDS, Crack, Bernie Goetz
Hypodermics on the shore, China's under martial law
Rock and Roll, cola wars, I can't take it anymore

The Fox said...

Joff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!

The Fox said...

Tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!

The Fox said...

Joff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!

Delphine LaLaurie said...

PIG GOES OINK!!! OINK!!!

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GET OFF THE INTERNET

FIND A JOB

LOOK AFTER YOUR KIDS

UMMM YES.

CHOMP!~!~! CHOMP!~!~! CHOMP!~!~!

The Fox said...

What the fox say?

The Fox said...

Big blue eyes

The Fox said...

Pointy nose

The Fox said...

Chasing mice

The Fox said...

and digging holes

The Fox said...

Tiny paws

The Fox said...

Up the hill

Tabitha Cackle said...

Zephr Iolus Atherium Ventis Levis Vaporum Turbulurum Actatis!

The Fox said...

Suddenly you’re standing still

The Fox said...

Your fur is red

The Fox said...

So beautiful

The Fox said...

Like an angel in disguise

The Fox said...

But if you meet

Beetlejuice said...

Nice fuckin' model!


HONK HONK

The Fox said...

a friendly horse

The Fox said...

Will you communicate by

The Fox said...

mo-o-o-o-orse?

The Fox said...

mo-o-o-o-orse?

The Fox said...

mo-o-o-o-orse?

The Fox said...

How will you speak to that

The Fox said...

ho-o-o-o-orse?

The Fox said...

ho-o-o-o-orse?

The Fox said...

ho-o-o-o-orse?

The Fox said...

What does the fox say?

The Fox said...

Jacha-chacha-chacha-chow!

The Fox said...

Chacha-chacha-chacha-chow!

The Fox said...

Chacha-chacha-chacha-chow!

The Fox said...

What the fox say?

The Fox said...

Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow!

The Fox said...

Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow!

Beetlejuice said...

What are you talking about a snake?

The Fox said...

Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow!

Devil's Twerkin Merkin said...

What the hell does a Minotaur say?

Beaker said...

Mee mee mee mee?

Ghost of Songs Past said...

Gives new meaning to Hit me with your best shot, Beaker.

Devil's Twerkin Merkin said...

Back on topic people! The answer to this blind is obviously Laura Jean Poon!

alisontheoriginal said...
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Count Jerkula said...

COSTUME SEX & NUDITY
NOT SAFE FOR WORK
ET
Bad Juggalo
Are we ready to go see the Wizard?
She could tie me up with a magic lasso
Furry on the outside, shaved underneath
Bat Tits
BJ Machine costume
Flash
Rascally Rabbitt

V said...

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog...

Fox wins!

ProfBraaaaaains said...

You people clearly do not understand what is being said, or bandied about in the circles "in the know". What sound does an elephant make?? I SAID: WHAT SOUND DOES AN ELEPHANT MAKE? It's like I'm talking to myself here. Why doesn't anyone like rhinos the same way hippos are revered? Is it because they aren't fat enough? Is it??

Tabitha Cackle said...

Liberatus Nuncrevertas, Incantus Intertus, Incarceratus!

Beardy weirdy said...

Ewwww Beaker!!! I was expecting Frog/Pig action not that, you naughty little muppet!

Beaker said...

Mee mee mee mee

Tabitha Cackle said...

Squalus Cyclonis Vulumino Windblownus, Extremis Tempestatum Vurgatis Circularum!

Tabitha Cackle said...

Miaznum Vaporum, Efferium Futoom!

Tabitha Cackle said...

Altus, Alta, Alto, Altissima!

Himmmm said...

"Sue Ellen" is indeed correct about Hayden being gay. EVERYbody out here knows that. My favorite story is a Z-list actor/stand-in whom I know who worked on Star Wars with Hayden who told me this story:

"Yeah I know for a fact that Hayden is gay." I said "How do you know for sure?". To wit his reply: "I knida figured it out when I looked down while he was sucking me off".

Yes, that's crass and nasty but I do not doubt that guy. Neither does half of West Hollywood.

HOWEVER, my problem is the concept of Rachel Bilson turning tricks. I personally know a coliseum full of actresses, models, singers, Playmates, and household names who have turned tricks. Most just for kicks. Or one particular dimwit blonde singer/actress/whatever who slapped on a wig (with her gay best bff) and they did that whole fantasy just for fun (with an unwitting stanger). To no surprise the "john" figured it out quickly, and it ended the fantasy (not that any of his pals would belive he just paid cash for a hookup with HER - the poor guy...NOBODY would believe him I'll wager).

I'm also personally very well aware of an awesome actress who liked to do the S&M DOM thing for kicks and income. I don't think anyone even recognized her.

But Rachel Bilson? I don't know her personally but she doesn't strike me as "the type". Just a vibe. As far as the $35k goes? That's not a big deal at all. I know Brett Ratner spent over 25% of his entire salary from his last Rush Hour flick on watching a Hollywood starlet AND her mom service him together (all the while she thought she was gonna get cast in his next flick!). ANd Ratner being a true Rat...he secretly videotaped it. I know this for a FACT.

I also know a total WASPy Ivy-League Soccer Mom type of actress who dances at an upscale titty bar for kicks, which some say she used to do in college...for kicks, not cash.

But Rachel Bilson? I'm not saying it is not (esp. since Hayden C. fits the bill). Just remember: Her "look" is of the perennial cute freash-faced perky brunette college coed. JUST LIKE Natalie Portman. Rachel's not a vamp like Ali Larter or a whip-smart wildchild like Megan Fox. And when these 60 y.o. hedge fund CEO men (and many studio or agency execs) have the $$$ to pay for play? They want that All-American cutie pie look (with the schoolgirl skirt on top of the pile - as the song goes).

So in that regard, Bilson is just another face (or T&A) in the crowd.

Then again, if she's pulling premium fees (or "donations" lol) then she may very well be revealing her identity via her "service" or madam (which would justify the $$$). Which is how both Charlene Tilton and Catherine Bach used to do it in their early 70's fresh-fame days.
Just imagine "Daisy Duke" and Burt Lancaster together (lol). Sad but true.

Then there was Victoria Principal who raked in her big bucks the same way before marrying Hailey Glassman's dipshit surgeon father.
Of course, those are only insidious rumors (wink-nudge).

So I won't say Rachel is impossible...but it would be a surprise. Guess Enty won't reveal THIS one for sure. You guys/gals are great B.I.D.s (blind-item detectives!). Enty could fill this whole site with Shannon Elizabeth, "Michelle Trachten-head", and Jamie Pressley blinds alone.

I just wish Enty would rewind time a bit to some of those uber-juicy Woody Harrelson, Ashley Judd, Melissa Gilbert, Winona Ryder, Matt McConaughey, Tiffani Thiessen, and Teri Hatcher items that could fill an encyclopedia!

Eros said...

What about turkey bacon? Your heart will thank you.

KT said...

bacon.flavored.cake.batter.

Bacon Ranch said...

You can't go wrong with bacon :D

Bacon Ranch said...
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Beaker said...

Mee mee mee mee

Alita said...

When they say 'cool,' it means 'good.' To 'shake one's booty' is to wiggle one's butt. Kids, eh, Sugar.

Suzzique said...

It's great Crazy Days and Nights has increased its audience as evidenced by the jump in comments. It does irk me somewhat that many new people commenting are diluting the topic with unrelated posts, and having their buddies joke around with them is like high school dynamics. Trolls I guess they are called. Sad.

Rowan said...

Today is my birthday. My confession: I would love to have a simple, go out to dinner, quiet night birthday for once instead of catering to my family, husband turning it into a 3 ring circus freak side show and neighbors who think showing up all night to say HAPPY Halloween Birthday Girl! is perfectly acceptable.

I shell out a fortune, on my birthday, for other people's happiness and left to clean up the mess afterwards for the past 17 years in a row. UGH.

And, if I complain, I am being ungrateful.

This is my truth.

Anna Katherine Nonymous said...

Well then stop doing it Rowan! You didn't ask for advice, but I'm gonna offer some anyway. If you say what you want, then hold to that, then you should be able to get what you want. Sure you'll be tested a few times by others, but it's not like you have to answer the door. Start sending the message to others that things are changing. You're probably not gonna read this so I'm not going to go off anymore. Happy Birthday Rowan, I hope you have a nice one where you get everything you want.

Numbskull said...

@Beaker - white socks are so for fools!

Rowan said...

I have tried, the entire town LOVES my husband's chaos and HE won't stop. In fact, just now he blocked the front door off with his decorations and I must use a window to hand out candy to the kids.

I tried, and I am not a pushover type of female, I am considered a bitch. Results HUGE fights with the husband. Crap, company.

Tabitha Cackle said...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHEHEHEHEHEEEHEEEHEEE!!!

Creepy Children said...

Trick or treat,
smell my feet,
give me something good to eat!

Zombie Kid said...

I like turtles

Beetlejuice said...

Listen to Anna, she knows about marriages

Cee Kay said...

Nobody can take advantage of you without your permission, Rowan. I used to hear that all the time, and it pissed me off. Now I see how true it is. If your hubby loves Halloween so much, HE can pay for the candy and hand it out. Take yourself out to a nice dinner and a movie, if there is literally no one in your life who will come with you (and how sad that is, if it's actually true!)