Tuesday, March 13, 2018

Blind Items Revealed #3

February 8, 2018

This A+ list singer with a ton of Grammy Awards and a ton of number one songs continues to cheat on his long time girlfriend with any woman that shows an interest. The only good news for the girlfriend is that according to recent women who have tried to hook up with the singer, he has "molly d**k," and is unable to stand to attention. Apparently when he does manage to stand to attention, he doesn't use protection, so she should get tested.

Bruno Mars

27 comments:

Geeljire said...

He fucking sucks and I'm tired of his focused grouped musical amalgamations
Leave me in peace
"Does Bruno Mars is Gay?"

cheesegrater15 said...

I like Uptown Funk and few of his other earlier stuff, but his latest crap is overplayed and awful. So sick of hearing about him.

Brayson87 said...

If he didn't wrap it with you, he probably didn't wrap it with them either.

Geeljire said...

Where do we go when the finest talent of my generation
Bruno Mars
Cardi B
Offset
All have AIDS?

Normal. Yes indeed. said...

Pathetic. I’m 43 and can still get my peter to point 30 degrees above the horizon.

Geeljire said...

24k Uptown Magic Funk Again (Part 2)

MontanaMarriott said...

Dude if you want to play Russian roulette with your life to then act all "woes is me" when you find out you are now newly diagnosed HIV+ have at it, However don't expect me to have sympathy for the Devil. After 30+ years living with this plague your dumb ass should know better.

equeue said...

+100000000000000 Montana. What a fkn repugnant POS

T. W. said...

LOL @Normal. Yes Indeed.

longtimereader said...

God that brings back memories, they call it mushroom dick over here. Luckily the cure is simple, a spliff. I was under the impression he was gay though?

SteveD said...

Oh, a spliff. For a second I thought you said a splint. He might try that too.

Melissa Lyn said...

I always thought he was gay. I mean no offense but he is very feminine looking.

AListDiva said...

He always looks coked out lol he's not very manly looking, and short to boot. I hope his gf runs!

HGEHEHEH said...

@cheesegrater15 @Geeljire

That's what happens when you're successful and people like your shit. People always want to be stupid when artists or actors get more successful and popular. It's transparently jealous and.. autistic.

Also, Geeljire you're a major sperg. Stop.

Eff Yiew said...

It's not "Molly Dick" it's the fact that Bruno is gay and not turned on by chicks but trying to force himself to fuck them so that no one will know he's gay, except most people know already. It's like the guy that everyone just wishes would come out of the closet already but he won't because he doesn't want everyone to know, but everyone already does.

Shawn McGuire said...

He’s 5’4”, so there’s probably not much there to molly.

Shawn McGuire said...

But maybe he is actually at full mast, but it’s being perceived as Molly dk.

yepthatsme said...

He is a culture appropriator!

Halloweenie said...

I think a lot of the ladies probably have no idea he has a girlfriend? I've never seen or heard of her ? No red carpets together. I guess they must be a real couple since their relationship is not a commodity for the fashion mags and such, always a sign of relationship fakery.

Southern Man said...

*Hard* to imagine BM with a woman.... no wonder it won't work.

Dusty Fairy said...

SO GROSS

Remie Ross said...
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Uranus Jupiter said...

@yepthatsme

Another dumbfuck SJW. Stop using the internet then.

Uranus Jupiter said...
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MrsTea said...

I hope he takes a hiatus soon, he's annoying

Unknown said...

I mean, his music. Tells you everything you need to know about how he is in the sack.

Cesarine Salomé said...

fuck off ^^

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