Tuesday, March 13, 2018

Blind Items Revealed #3

February 8, 2018

This A+ list singer with a ton of Grammy Awards and a ton of number one songs continues to cheat on his long time girlfriend with any woman that shows an interest. The only good news for the girlfriend is that according to recent women who have tried to hook up with the singer, he has "molly d**k," and is unable to stand to attention. Apparently when he does manage to stand to attention, he doesn't use protection, so she should get tested.

Bruno Mars

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  1. He fucking sucks and I'm tired of his focused grouped musical amalgamations
    Leave me in peace
    "Does Bruno Mars is Gay?"

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  2. I like Uptown Funk and few of his other earlier stuff, but his latest crap is overplayed and awful. So sick of hearing about him.

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  3. If he didn't wrap it with you, he probably didn't wrap it with them either.

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  4. Where do we go when the finest talent of my generation
    Bruno Mars
    Cardi B
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    All have AIDS?

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  5. Anonymous9:29 AM

    Pathetic. I’m 43 and can still get my peter to point 30 degrees above the horizon.

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  6. 24k Uptown Magic Funk Again (Part 2)

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  7. Dude if you want to play Russian roulette with your life to then act all "woes is me" when you find out you are now newly diagnosed HIV+ have at it, However don't expect me to have sympathy for the Devil. After 30+ years living with this plague your dumb ass should know better.

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  8. +100000000000000 Montana. What a fkn repugnant POS

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  9. God that brings back memories, they call it mushroom dick over here. Luckily the cure is simple, a spliff. I was under the impression he was gay though?

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    1. Oh, a spliff. For a second I thought you said a splint. He might try that too.

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  10. I always thought he was gay. I mean no offense but he is very feminine looking.

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  11. He always looks coked out lol he's not very manly looking, and short to boot. I hope his gf runs!

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  12. @cheesegrater15 @Geeljire

    That's what happens when you're successful and people like your shit. People always want to be stupid when artists or actors get more successful and popular. It's transparently jealous and.. autistic.

    Also, Geeljire you're a major sperg. Stop.

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  13. It's not "Molly Dick" it's the fact that Bruno is gay and not turned on by chicks but trying to force himself to fuck them so that no one will know he's gay, except most people know already. It's like the guy that everyone just wishes would come out of the closet already but he won't because he doesn't want everyone to know, but everyone already does.

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  14. He’s 5’4”, so there’s probably not much there to molly.

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  15. But maybe he is actually at full mast, but it’s being perceived as Molly dk.

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  16. He is a culture appropriator!

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  17. I think a lot of the ladies probably have no idea he has a girlfriend? I've never seen or heard of her ? No red carpets together. I guess they must be a real couple since their relationship is not a commodity for the fashion mags and such, always a sign of relationship fakery.

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  18. *Hard* to imagine BM with a woman.... no wonder it won't work.

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  19. @yepthatsme

    Another dumbfuck SJW. Stop using the internet then.

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  21. I hope he takes a hiatus soon, he's annoying

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  22. I mean, his music. Tells you everything you need to know about how he is in the sack.

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