Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Feeling Crappy? Mandy Moore And Kraft Can Help


So there I was just reading and reading and something caught my eye that I thought most of you would enjoy. It seems that 23 year old Mandy Moore had just launched a website to make women feel good. Right now she thinks all of you feel like crap, and the fact that she is 23, has recorded five albums, launched a fashion label and starred in numerous films and television shows, she knows what it is like to feel crappy.

Suspending your disbelief at that last statement for an instant, why is Mandy Moore the person who can make you feel better about yourself? Her new website is designed to give you, the crappy feeling one life advice and inspiration. At this point, I said to myself, that I will let all of you decide if you want Mandy's help or not and I will just provide the web address.

By the way, the address before I forget is uPumpItUp.com. I'm not sure why the first u is in lowercase, unless of course it is because u feel like crap and only Mandy can make u a U and feel better. So, I clicked on the site just to see what it is, and to see if it could make me feel better. The first thing I noticed is that it is not a site actually started by Mandy despite what the press release and quotes from Mandy would have you believe. Nope. It's just a subdomain of Kraft Foods. You can read all about how their Mac n Cheese is the cheesiest, get a coupon for some free Crystal Light and Mandy and her team of experts will make you feel better about yourself while reminding you that using products from Kraft is the only way you can truly feel good about yourself, and that without Kraft, you are nothing.

11 comments:

Mooshki said...

She is such a disappointment to me. :(

Jewels said...

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahaha!


Ooh boy, now that I'm done laughing and wiping the tears, one word:
Blech!
How is filling my body chock full of preservatives and chemicals supposed to make me feel better about myself?

I know to way to happiness, and it's all natural my friends, and you can grow it in your own backyard!

LMBO!!!

wtf said...

I rather have a coupon for Mac 'n Cheese than crystal light.

shiny_special_one said...

Oh, Mandy. I want to like you, but you make it so difficult!

Reese said...

I can see chipmunk cheeks Mandy using Mac n' Cheese (the stuff should have a skull and crossbones on the box for all of the disgusting chemical content) for emotional comfort. Wash it down with more fake Crystal Light and feel so much better. Good lord, Mandy, just how desperate are you for money?

shiny_special_one said...

BTW, great headline, EL. I keep LOL every time I see it.

Majik said...

So, will she be there to champion all the little girls who become big girls after scarfing down box after box of kraft dinner?

Git 'em while they're young, Mandy...git 'em while they're young.

brendalove@gmail.com said...

Oh my god, when you're hungover, get a tall glass of cold water and mix just enough lemonade Crystal Light to have the slightest flavor to it, and drink it down. Guaranteed to feel better.

Carla said...

Maybe thats why Lindsay Lohan's skin is so damn yellow lately... the food coloring from all that Kraft Macaroni and Cheese. Damn you, Mandy Moore.

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bippy said...

mandy moore is shilling for kraft now?

what is there to believe in anymore?

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