Prince Frederic Pimped Out Anna Nicole Smith While Having Affair With Her
When the whole Anna Nicole Smith baby daddy drama was being played out, the person everyone laughed at the most was Zsa Zsa Gabor's ex husband Prince Frederic Von Anhalt who just knew he was the baby's daddy.
At the time, people didn't even believe he knew Anna Nicole Smith, and that there was no way she would ever let some mid 60's guy have his way with her. But lest we forget, Anna did have a certain fetish for people who were entering their twilight years or, sunset years, or were ready to have someone pull the plug.
Now, the Prince, not be to be confused with Prince who as far as I know has never slept with Anna Nicole Smith, and was probably not interested in her while she was alive. As far as while she is dead, well, Prince has always been a little freaky, but that seems a little beyond what he would do. A video about or a song maybe though. He does like to shock.
Anyway, the Prince is writing a book about his affair with Anna Nicole because he wants to show the world he really did have sex with her. He even has photos, which presumably since he couldn't sell them he will use to exploit her death even more than everyone else has in his new book.
Where this really gets interesting is that while their romance was going full steam ahead, Anna allegedly cooed that she wanted a title. Well, the Prince didn't want to stop sharing Anna and Sugarpie's bed so he got right on that and set Anna up with a German aristocrat who was willing to marry Anna Nicole sight unseen. Well, actually I am sure he saw plenty of her and knew that if he could give her a title and she was already sleeping with a dog, the Prince, Larry, and possibly Howard K, then his odds were pretty good of getting something as well.
Alas, the Prince said Anna died before the marriage could take place. Oh how I wish it had taken place because all this thing is missing is some more Europeans with titles. By the way, I wonder if this German dude has called Denise Richards because I just know she would love to have a title, and make everyone call her by that title as well. Of course titles are not allowed under US law, but it wouldn't stop her from trying to use it.
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I wished Zsa Zsa was well enough to sprinkle some Draino on this guy's Cheerios.
what i wouldn't do to become a "viscountess". fancy new stationery will be in order.
captiva, titles are made up anyway. I say go for it. :)
I'm surprised Zsa Zsa doesn't slap some sense into her f'ed up husband.
Cap, I'd get new stationery saying "Whoor du Jour". Good enough for me.
DN, EL refers to him as her ex-husband, but IMDB says they're still hitched. Do you know if IMDB is correct? A divorce would make slapping much more difficult.
they are still together. he was wheeling her into the doctor's office recently. she's not in great health.
twis - that was my first choice but Kim, Shanna, Paris, Lohan, Pam, and Brit beat me to it. i don't want to be just another whore with expensive stationery.
"viscountess" is so close to the C word. i think it's understood.
True, and if there's a typo at the printer it will REALLY be understood.
By the way - there's a poster here with a funny name of Cunningstunt or something that makes me laugh every time I see a post by her.
As outlandish as they seem, the Prince's claims aren't necessarily outlandish for this case. With the shady/insane characters that make up this story every little tidbit is just as crazy as the one the week before. This is no more insane than the prospect that Larry and Howard had a gay relationship....and taped it....and that Anna watched said tape and enjoyed it immensely. If you believe anything that these nuts have t say you are fooling yourself.
Uhm... marry her? Hello bigamy.
I think this dude is a straight up liar.
At the very least, Kinsey. This guy's SUCH a slag. Not a prince, not an aristocrat at all. Total fraud, from his being to everything he says. If we ignore him, he will go away.
judi, i've been ignoring him for years. it doesn't seem to work.
and i've got a WHOLE 'nother title for him, lol!
You guys should go to vanityfair.com and read the article and on him and Zsa Zsa. Quite bizarre.
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