Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Mel Gibson Spins And Then Tries To Be Funny On Jay Leno


When you are as big of a star as Mel Gibson you don't need to just rely on your paid spin doctor, you can also call up Jay Leno and offer to come on his show and announce a pregnancy. What? Jay Leno is supposed to say no to what would probably be some great ratings and a bunch of posts like this the next day? Mel first called Kneepads Magazine, because lets face it, they want Mel however they can get him even if it means taking exactly what he says as gospel. I'm guessing the spokesperson must have been speaking in Aramaic because People didn't bother to ask any questions.

The statement released said that yes, Oksana Grigorieva is pregnant. In fact, she is in her second trimester. I can understand waiting until after the first trimester to announce it publicly, but this quote by Mel's spinmeister is just that. Spin. "This has nothing to do with the divorce. Mel didn't even know Oksana was pregnant when they filed."

Uh huh. Well, Mel's wife filed for divorce six weeks ago and somehow I'm guessing she knew Mel's girlfriend was pregnant. You don't just stay separated for three years and then file for divorce and then, wow, what an effing coincidence, Mel's girlfriend just happened to be pregnant at the time.

After his less than stellar press release, Mel went on Jay Leno last night and as Kneepads reported, Mel looked relaxed and clean shaven. Seriously that is how the started the damn article. You cannot be serious. How in the hell is that reporting? I'm surprised they didn't throw in something about how before Mel came out he was in his dressing room meeting with abused kids and leading them in prayers.

Mel took responsibility for the collapse of his marriage. Uh huh. Well I think the world pretty much knew that. He also said he is still friends with his wife. Would she be willing to come on and verify that?

As for the impending birth of his eighth child? "I guess I'm Octo-Mel." Yeah, and the two of you deserve each other.

22 comments:

selenakyle said...

Bllleeeccchhh.

selenakyle said...

And he's getting those giant old-man ears.

...which can be sexy if you love the man, but on the guy who used to rock my world on the big screen and now I cannot stand, not so much...

Goodgrief said...

I can't believe he used to be hot. Now he is just repulsive.

Momster said...

lol. Old man ears. . .

I hope his soon to be ex-wife makes out well in the divorce.

MommaBear said...

I have to admit, I used to think he was one of the most beautiful men I'd ever seen, particularly in Braveheart. But now, the sight of him turns my stomach. It's kind of like when Tom Cruise jumped the couch, only worse.

mooshki said...

Actually, I think the fact that he was "clean shaven" is the most relevant part of the story. Nothing he has done is as scary as that devil's goatee he was sporting. GAH!

mooshki said...

"It's kind of like when Tom Cruise jumped the couch, only worse."

Exactly. I was never a Tom Cruise fan, but I loved the Lethal Weapon movies, and now when I see one while channel-surfing it just makes me sad. :(

shakey said...

That jump the couch comment almost made me spit my juice out! TV has jump the shark, now MommaBear has coined jumped the couch for celebrities.

I hope it sticks. I like that. Mel Gibson has jumped the couch.

And he would have if he could. He gushed over her. I'm thinking if he shows up at Robyn's house, he'll wind up with a knife in his heart. Can't blame her. She put up with all the shit every year, the other one gets the calmer Mel.

TV said...

used to love him and now he just disgusts me

Anonymous said...

"jumped the couch" - love that MommaBear!

I read somewhere that this chick wouldn't marry Timothy Dalton b/c the prenup wasn't enough. I'll bet his thanking his lucky stars to this day. Oksana and Mel deserve each other.

ItsJustMe said...

Dear Robin Gibson -- I hope you get everything and laugh your way to the bank!

Anonymous said...

Be friends, yeah right. He was screwing around and he says they are friends. Tell me what woman would be friends if she was married to who knows how many centuries and than he ends up with a slut that he leaves you for.

I hope his wife screws him and see if he still wants to be friends hahahaha.

nancer said...

i accidentally saw part of his appearance last night. i think his inner ugliness has completely seeped through to the outside.

i not only hope his wife cleans him out---i hope this gold-digging, star fucking whore gets what's left in a few years.

Linnea said...

He should fire whoever made up that line for him - he should NOT try to invoke that comparison!

Unknown said...

Maybe the wife will be "friends" for their kids' sake, but otherwise, it's all a fakery.

And I do hope he marries this gold digger and then she divorces him for the rest of his money.

Ms Cool said...

Remember how gorgeous he was when he was young? I thought he seemed pretty nice then, too. I guess his inner ugliness is making an appearance on the outside with his old man ears.

Robin is making out ok - she got him in his hot years and has a load of money to boot.

Jumped the couch should be a permanent pop-culture phrase for a celebrity that has passed the crazies boundary.

Pookie said...

wow. how pissed are his kids at him right now....

ardleighstreet said...

He's become one of those celebs you are ashamed to say you liked.

I can remember having his pic up in my locker as a teen. Now he leaves me nauseated.

bionic bunny! said...

well, at least we are all in agreement. i honestly used to get hot seeing him in movies when he was younger (not mad max young, more lethal weapon young).
but he messed up big time in my book, and i'll never forgive him. and i won't even watch the movies i used to love.
sure he didn't know she was pregnant. oh yeah. i believe that. i guarantee that was the catalyst for robyn to finally file. that also gives her rights under the catholic church, because i think she's normal (as opposed to his weirdo catholic)catholic, i pretty sure she has to be.
i think i just channeled eddie izzard. maybe she's an EXECUTIVE catholic. i'm sorry, it was there, i had to say it.
anyway, he's now a major ass, and the booze has caught up to him. his little girlie will get tired of his antics, and with his child, yeah, she'll clean him out.
let's see him make stupid jokes then.

bionic bunny! said...

wait, he's only 53?????
now, THAT'S karma!
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

r said...

I was surprised by the extent that Leno was on Team Mel.

mooshki said...

Pookie, from what I've heard, his kids are already really messed up, so I doubt things could get much worse for them.

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