Thursday, June 18, 2009

Excluding The Whole Buying Sex Thing Did Jeff Archuleta Do The Right Thing?


Apparently when you are in Salt Lake City news moves a little slower in the celebrity world. Not that a father of an American Idol runner-up is necessarily a celebrity except that he wants to be. Anyway, if Jeff Archuleta lived in LA I think his arrest for soliciting prostitution would have become known in less than the six months it took in this case.

Back in January, David Archuleta's dad was getting umm massaged when the police was raided. He was the only customer which must have sucked for him and he is probably still thinking he is cursed. I think it is because he was such an a-hole on Idol and deserved it. So, the cops raid the place and find Jeff without any clothes on, but NOT actually being serviced sexually. So, the cops ask him if he had been serviced sexually and he admitted he had. Now, excluding the fact that he is a general prick and he was getting serviced at a massage parlor, one part of me says that he didn't lie to the cops and just took his punishment. The other part of me wants to call him an idiot because they had no proof. It isn't like they were going to bring in a CSI team and black light the place or something. And you know the woman in question wasn't going to admit anything and so he would have got away with it. He wouldn't have been arrested and wouldn't have had gossip sites writing about it all day.

Jeff's lawyer was spinning all the way to the end here. Even after Archuleta pleaded no contest, Jeff's lawyer said it was just because Jeff didn't have time to waste with a trial and that Jeff was getting legitimate massage therapy for his back. Oh, and his front.

16 comments:

ItsJustMe said...

karma's a bitch.

Karmen said...

There's a sick, twisted side of me that just can't help but laugh when goody-goody Mormons get caught doing naughty stuff. And my Mormon relatives give me a hard time for drinking. Ha!

califblondy said...

This was my favorite article of the day (so far). I had to laugh. What a dumbass. I hope his back feels better now.

MontanaMarriott said...

For the life of me when I read this I felt the same way, why would your dumb ass admit to it???

Sierraton said...

He admitted it because he is dumb.

Kat said...

Creepy, creepy little man. That poor son of his. A fingernail away from needing therapy, I believe.

Linnea said...

maybe he knew he was just a bad lier and wouldnt be able to get away with it?

Pookie said...

lol! well, hope his happy ending was worth the embarrassment.

gay tallywacker said...

Sad part is...who cares?

Unknown said...

Chris Meloni could totally play this guy in a movie of the week. They could almost be brothers- one is hot though obvi

nancer said...

i always love it when these fuckwads plead 'no contest' and then say they just didn't have time to go through the hassle of a trial and really didn't do anything wrong.

it's like when politicians resign to 'spend more time with their family.'

bionic bunny! said...

" Oh, and his front."
tee-hee.

Kara said...

You have a fifth amendment right to shut the eff up - use it!

You don't have to be a good liar, you need to be SILENT.

RocketQueen said...

I admit I'm not religious so I'm a bit biased, but it really seems like the most religious ones are the freakiest. It's like oppression and disallowing something makes it more attractive. Hell, just look at the Catholic church. Food for thought, religious leaders. Food for thought.

PS - Jeff, you idiot. You weren't caught in the act of anything but you admit you were serviced? You deserve what you get. Deny. Deny. Deny.

jax said...

i was surpised it was a women,with that man's anger...ya never know.

Unknown said...

It's hypocrisy like this that makes me grateful every day that I left the Mormon Church... yuck and good riddance

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