Monday, September 28, 2009

I Was Hoping They Might Be Divorced By Now - If They Were Married


For those of you who cried yourself to sleep last night with tears of joy that Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom got married, you might be disappointed to learn that I don't think they are actually married.

Do you remember back in the day when Britney married Kevin? That wedding got held up for awhile because lawyers couldn't agree on a pre-nup and then there was a waiting period because it had not been seven days from the time Britney gave Kevin the pre-nup and you need those seven days or they aren't valid. They had to move the wedding to two days later and they still didn't really have a real one on that date. The same kind of thing has happened with Lamar & Khloe. My guess is that at some point in the past week Lamar said to himself he needed a pre-nup. Fine. So, he talks to his lawyers who get in touch with Khloe's lawyers and the next thing you know everyone is arguing and it doesn't get finished in time. Usually pre-nups can be contentious but there is enough time to work it all out. With the deadline imposed by E! though there was no time to delay. So, the couple gets "married" but it isn't legally binding. They probably got a license and they stood up and said, "I do," but they also probably signed a contract which stated that what they were doing was not in fact a marriage. I have no doubts they will probably make it legally binding simply so Khloe can keep all the gifts and have a Newlyweds show. Oh, you didn't know about that? Yep. Prepare yourself for Khloe & Lamar.

Bruce Jenner found out Khloe was engaged by hearing it on the radio. He didn't even meet Lamar until this past week. Of course Khloe didn't really meet Lamar until four weeks ago. She had seen him, but had not met him met him until four weeks ago. And people say you need a year to plan a wedding. Please. The one thing this wedding reminded me of though was I had forgotten that Kim Kardashian was previously married. So, she was the first to get married and not Khloe.

21 comments:

Idiot Watcher said...

Wow, Enty, pretty much every piddly news outlet beat you to this, right down to the fake ceremony.

whole_lotto _luv said...

Khloe & Lamar Go To White Castle?

f said...

Yes, they are riddick, but please don't write about them again, Ent!

Anonymous said...

You dont need a year - you need an entire cable network to plan and pay for the unclassy affair. Duh.

chestnut-red said...

That may be so, Idiot-Watcher, but I heard it here from Enty first. Just because other news sources have breaking news before Enty blogs about it doesn't mean it's something he should ignore.

captivagrl said...

this is stupid.

chestnut-red said...

However, I have to agree with everyone else here...this Khloe and Lamar thing is ridiculous, and all Kardasians and other reality show "stars" should be banned from all news outlets.

Idiot Watcher said...

No, I don't think he should ignore it, but he probably shouldn't present it as if his "analysis" is entirely original, because everyone has been saying they're not really married, everyone has mentioned the delays with the pre-nup. I still prefer to get my news from Enty, but if it's older news, he should probably not imply that he's giving you 100% original thinking. I only mention it because I've come to expect more from Enty.

shazzzba said...

I WOULD CALL KHLOE AND THE 2 OTHER BIMBO'S TRAILER TRASH...BUT THAT WOULD INSULT A LOT OF GOOD HARDWORKING PEOPLE WHO LIVE TRAILERS...WORDS FAIL ME...

Sue Ellen Mishkey said...

What I want to know is who was Kim married to? I never knew that.

whole_lotto _luv said...

Sue Ellen, a musician or producer (?) named Damon Thomas, per imdb.

Sue Ellen Mishkey said...

It must suck to be a divorcee in your 20's.

and thanks for the info, wholelottoluv

AnonMom said...

Oh, yeah, I'd forgotten she was married before.

Ms Cool said...

Ban.


PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE.

califblondy said...

Now this is a marriage made in heaven. She got the fancy dress and Lamar got to party, but it's not legal. Enty, you may want to try this when you're considering your 6th trip to the alter.

sunnyside1213 said...

The bridesmaids dresses are awful. Did they zip down to Walmart to get them?

Patra said...

PLEASE, I AM BeGGING YOU ALL. STOP TALKING ABOUT THESE SELF-ENTITLED TALENTLESS HALF-WITS. MAYBE THEN THEY WILL ALL GO AWAY. (IF THERE IS A GOD)

figgy said...

So, Khloe isn't very pretty, but Lamar is downright ugly.

and a babydaddy of at least a couple of kids.

These two just ooze class.

chestnut-red said...

Idiot-Watcher...Point taken and I agree.

Enty -- Please ban the K-family just like you have "The Couple Who Must Not Be Named!"

ardleigh said...

So did he wear THE shirt?

So they had a FAKE marriage. I thought everything about the Kardashians was fake. Why should her marriage be any different?

ambernyc said...

That bridesmaid's dress (hideous and tacky as hell, btw) looks like the seams are clinging to each other for dear life on Kim. I mean, we all know she's got hips and a butt, but damn. Not a good look.

This is my last comment ever concerning any of the members of this family. They need to go away. Please ban them.

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