Monday, September 28, 2009

Engagement, Marriage & Divorce News - No Babies


They say that celebrity deaths come in three's. Well, apparently wedding and engagement news comes in like Octomom. Over the weekend there was of course the Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom fake wedding which I wrote about earlier. Oh, and had you ever seen uglier bridesmaid dresses?

Claire Danes and Hugh Dancy told the world they got married earlier this month in France. Apparently no one noticed so they thought they would go ahead and tell us so we could congratulate them.

Fred Durst and his wife of two months have split. Two months ago he called her the love of his life. Now, not so much.

Andrew Shue and Amy Robach from The Today Show got engaged. They met while each was recently separated from their respective spouses. Uh huh.

Justin Guarini got married over the weekend and no one cared.

Hello Magazine says Madonna is going to marry Jesus. That sounds rapture inducing.

12 comments:

Karmen said...

Dude, Enty, I've seen worse bridesmaid dresses. Can't remember what they looked like, since I've tried to block that image out of my head.

whole_lotto _luv said...

I've WORN uglier bridesmaid dresses!

Ms Cool said...

"Two months ago he called her the love of his life. Now, not so much."

Ha, ha, ha. Good one. Take note Karshadian chick and basketball player guy.

Alice D Millionaire said...

God Claire and Hugh are so freaking boring.

Anonymous said...

Did Just Guarini marry a woman? I could have sworn he was gay...

Harriet Hellfire said...

You can marry a woman even if you're gay. Just sayin'.

Coloratura said...

Dear Enty:

Please post more stuff on Jonathan Rhys Meyers and Jon Hamm. Also, anything on Mad Men. I lurve all of them.

That is all.

Thank you.

Your fan,

C

captivagrl said...

thought justin was gay?

figgy said...

Maybe Justin married a man?

Okay, so usually I'm not in favor of breast implants. But seriously, Claire Danes has No Breasts. None at all. And it looks icky. In swimsuits, there is absolutely no flesh there.

Maybe she should get a small implant to make her a small B-cup.

RJ said...

"Rapture inducing" I love it. Will probably have to borrow that one.

Nikki said...

justin lived about an hour away from my in SE pa. After AI it was pretty well known that he played for the boys. Maybe he's bi?!

Mooshki said...

Jesus must be gettin' paid. Either that, or he hasn't seen the pre- vs. post-divorce pics of Guy Ritchie. :)

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