Thursday, October 01, 2009

Jon Gosselin - World's Greatest Speller


I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that Jon Gosselin didn't win very many spelling bees. When you make a really cool sign that attempts to be really tough, it loses lots of its authority when you can't spell penalty correctly. He also spells Jonathon in the weirdest way, but I wasn't one of his parents, so he can take that up with him.

Jon is apparently pissed that he is no longer in the title of the show involving his kids so he is trying to shut down the production. Of course he is trying to shut it down while spending the weekend in LA. Jon is going to get a milkshake named after him this weekend at that Millions of Milkshakes place. So, if you are a 20 year old woman who loves guys rolling in Ed Hardy and hair plugs then West Hollywood is where you want to be on Saturday. You can sample the Jon Gosselin love machine and you don't even have to know how to spell machine.

36 comments:

Anonymous said...

whatever it takes to put an end to that show!

brooklyn040204 said...

ugh.

Kristi said...

This guy disgusts me on so many levels. Physically, morally, you name it. This guy takes douchiness to a whole other level.

Jen said...

Haha one of the commenters on the last Jon Gosselin post totally caled this :-)

mikey said...

The neighbors are thrilled - they want the hoards of traffic and people to go away.

swedishfish said...

SO FUNNY. Suddenly he's upset that his kids are being exploited! Uh -- you weren't while people were paying you for it. Now that they're not, he's pretending to have standards.

swedishfish said...

BTW - what's the legality of this? The house is half hers; can he ban them unilaterally like that?

littleoleme said...

Just to point out - the sign maker is a bad speller, not JG. And no, I'm not defending him. I've always thought the show was horrific.

Kim said...

" You can sample the Jon Gosselin love machine"

Ummm no thanks, I'll pass on that one.

juicy said...

agree with cali girl. whatever it takes to put a stop to those poor kids being exploited.

Sis Cesspool said...

Wow. Who is the "c" now?

A Pimp Named DaveR said...

I think that sign is perfectly adequite.

sunnyside1213 said...

LOL @ DaveR.

I nver watched the show, but just looking at his pictures makes me gag.

Nosey Parker said...

They should name his milkshake
SUMMER'S PEEVE =]

Snautrag said...

Pimp! Great comeback.

Anonymous said...

lol DaveR

I wonder what flavor his milkshake would be. That's one milkshake that won't bring the boys to the yard.

Babs said...

Oh, Pimp, I love you!

As for Jon - what a moron.

Patty said...

Ladies and Gentlemen, please stand behind the yellow line for your safety. A train wreck is approaching.

Anonymous said...

DaveR, will you marry me?

This is such an obvious, douchetastic move. He's not going to get paid (and there are only so many Vegas clubs to promote), so this is his tantrum. Yet, if it gets those children free from reality tv/TLC, then it's worth it in my eyes.

Karmen said...

Can't judge him for having an oddly spelled name.

McDooks said...

LOL @ Pimp Dave! He's as "adequite" as Blohan herself {insert eyeroll here}.

Yeah, whatever JonBoy. Now go fall down an empty well and take your asshole wife witcha.

Grace said...

You guys make my day! I love all of these remaks. So snarky and funny!!

Ms Cool said...

Here's hoping that one year from now these two will be old, old news.

Nicole said...

I have officially reached my saturation point on Gosselin stories. I know, because he was in my dream last night, sitting next to me on a plane - and I've never even watched the stupid show.

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ardleigh said...

Hooked on Phonics worked for him. Didn't it?

It could be worse Enty. He could have spelled it penilety. ;)

GoddessNow said...

I called this months ago...Can we retire from giving this asswipe any additional press? He is so ova (trying to stay in line w/his spelling)!

Judi said...

Yes, apparently his parents couldn't spell either. "Step away from the kids!"

MommaBear said...

Ok, so just so that I have it straight, you're no longer a part of the show, and now see the light so to speak, and are suddenly deeply concerned about the welfare of your kids. But, they were just fine and dandy when you were involved with production, and receiving a money to buy your craptastic clothes. So to recap, because you're no longer the one 'pimping' them out, it's wrong, and they are being exploited. Wow, Jon, you really are stupidest most selfish piece of excrement ever. Are you going to get a job and work to support your litter? I think not.

Hello, Pot? Kettle calling....

rtsew said...

My sis named her son Johnathan after my dad John and my brother John. She wanted to keep the name John in the family, but didn't want him confused with his grandfather and uncle. Just because a name is spelled differently from what you are used to seeing, it doesn't mean it is misspelled. And I'm not trying to be hateful Judi with an i.

cricket said...

I can't stand either one of them. I wish they would just cancel that stupid show and everyone would stop talking about them. It's great that the ratings are falling off more each week. That's going to be the only thing to stop production. Nobody is going to end it over concern for the kids.

Lana's Blog said...

If the show ends because of this, I'm glad, but I hate to see him get his way. He's too gross.

Xine Marie said...

The entire concept of "reality" shows is gross, Lana.

If people wouldn't watch the Gosselin program, we wouldn't even have to deal with this cum stain.

shakey said...

"Get a brain, moran!" Couldn't resist.

His last name is Gosselin. Jonathon is a common way of spelling for French Johns. Take that comment for what you will ...

mngddess said...

I hope they take this hot mess off the air. Unfortunately for all ofus, Khate will wait a few years and then approach Jon with a exciting TV proposition. They can call it "Reunited - Jon and Kate". No children mentioned because by that time they will have disowned their parents.

BigMama said...

I agree with Lana, I hate to see him get his way. what a douche

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