Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Tuesday's Blind Item

Oh, I guess this actress is B list, but only because of her name. If not for her name she would be C list at best. Movies, always movies. Oh, and she is married. Oh, and she has child/ren. One of her favorite tricks for losing weight is to meet people for lunch or dinner. This works best for her when it is a first time meeting. She will go to great lengths to order a big meal. When it arrives she invariably finds something wrong with it and sends it back while insisting her companion keep eating. When her food arrives again, she picks at it and will say she doesn't want to send it back again but it still isn't perfect. By this time her companion usually finishes and our actress just says she will eat a big dinner when in fact she will eat nothing.

57 comments:

mooshki said...

She'd better leave a damn big tip!

Ryan said...

Mo'Nique

Karmen said...

Mo'Nique did Charm School on VH1 and is divorced.

shelly_bean said...

you rock for doing the blind items from Monday and Tuesday, Enty!!

Thisisridiculous said...

If that's Monique's diet plan it ain't working is it? I'll go Alba bitch.

Barton Fink said...

One of the hallmarks of an eating disorder is fuckery with food when it is present. Rather than just be honest and say, "I am not going to eat," anorexic people will push food around, cut it up with a fork and knife, mix it up, play with it, and then say "I'm done." I sat next to a anorexic woman on a flight from London to the US once, her body reeking of death (ketones in the blood rise when the body begins eating its own muscle tissue, it's a sickening odor), and she accepted every meal and pushed the food around before hiding it under her napkin. I almost said "I saw that, and your smell horrible from starvation," but I didn't. I'm nice. Kind of. Anorexia is a disease of self-hate -- yelling at them won't help.

Genesis said...

Err my doc said I'm in ketones....I looked it up and I still couldn't understand how I'm a fatty but my body is starving...

captivagrl said...

kate beckinsale

RocketQueen said...

Can't be Alba because she did that show filmed here in Vancouver -Angel or something?

That being said, I have no guess.

FrenchGirl said...

I have the same guess than Captivagrl:kate beckinsale

Katie said...

Kate Hudson

Barton Fink said...

I think the ketones rise with blood sugar issues sometimes. Stay healthy, genesis! (That's a command.)

Mango said...

@Barton Fink - after your post I have no words!

lana said...

ketones are a sign of diabetes.

Bella said...

She sounds really annoying, whoever she is.

Genesis said...

Shit and diabetes runs on my dads side of the family. Fuck.
*goes and makes healthy food*

whole lotto luv said...

kate Hudson isn't married right now, but I like the direction Kate was going in for that guess. So I will guess Bryce Dallas Howard, opie's kid.

nancer said...

you're not in 'ketones.' you're in ketosis. you're not eating enough carbs. are you eating enough calories at all? are you on a low carb diet?

ketoacidosis in diabetes isn't the same thing. but you should be seeing a doctor in any case.

kris said...

I'm with whole lotto luv on this one...the name comment makes me think it...

Sporky said...

Bwahahaha @ Ryan!

Eh...I dunno, pretty much all of them...Bryce is a good guess, she's becoming another celebrity x-ray.

Genesis said...

nancer....you have made me feel better.

I hardly eat at all, I'm never hungry, my appetite has been low ever since I can remember, I'm going to see my doc in a few weeks for a check up =/

Bill Hicks is God said...

Probably Goopy Paltrow. Sounds like something she'd do.

holyrollernova said...

I second goopy

Thisisridiculous said...

Damn didn't know the Alba bitch was on television (yes I've been under a rock) Not sure who it could be but I guess Kate B. seems to fit, married, kid(s) only movies, she is thin but not grotesquely thin...hmmm. not sure.

MISCH said...

OH IT'S ALREADY BEEN NOTED THAT THE GOOP HAS SERIOUS FOOD ISSUES, ANOTHER REASON HER FOOD BLOG IS SUCH A JOKE.
SHE EATS NEXT TO NOTHING.
I CAN'T SPEAK FOR ANYONE ELSE BUT I LIKE FOOD...IT'S ONE OF THE GREAT PLEASURES. THINK I'LL HAVE A SNACK...

Lil said...

Thanks for making up the blinds, Enty. :-)

Lil said...

That's making up as in posting for the days your internet sucked not as in you created them in your head. Uh, yeah. Just wanted to clarify that.

ktmonster said...

Goooooooopy

littlemanwhatnow said...

why did i think garner...don't know why...she looks crazy skinny lately

mooshki said...

LOL, Lil. God, I love your funny baby pic so much. It makes me happy every time I see it. :)

Thisisridiculous said...

Wouldn't goop be "A" list? I like the Garner guess.

WBotW said...

Bryce Dallas Howard is a really good guess

TT said...

I'd like to say Goopy too but after winning an Oscar she is not B list just by her name. How about Demi Moore? Just guessing, I depend on the comments here to steer me in the right direction.

TT said...

Oh, and Garner started out on TV.

ms_goddess said...

I like the Bryce Dallas Howard guess. Jennifer Garner was in Alias, so that takes her out of the running, as this BI actress does only movies. (Otherwise, good guess - she does look like she needs a sammich these days!)

Lil said...

Thanks, Mooshki! That baby is my niece (now 3). One of those pictures that required incredible luck to catch. :-)

ms_goddess said...

SittingPat - we CP'd re: Garner. Hate to kill your guess about Demi Moore, but she started out on General Hospital, so can't be her. :-(

TT said...

ms_goddess, what can I say, you're a goddess!

sunnyside1213 said...

I have to go with Goopy, because I hate her pretensioons.

Jaiden_S said...

Can't be Goopy. She's won an Oscar so that makes her A list.

Bryce is a good guess, though.

Sinjin said...

I don't get the point of spending other people's money on food you're not going to eat anyway being a "favorite weight loss trick". Why not stay the fuck home and starve yourself without the pretension? Hmmm?

timebob said...

clearly it's Coke Mom

Mango said...

Why doesn't the twat in question just order a frickin' salad??

FoxyLoxy said...

Ummmm, Demi Moore? I mean EVERYONE knows who she is but what's she done lately. Is she actually married to that douche though? I can't remember...

Jill said...

I really like the Bryce Dallas Howard guess! Could Enty be using 'oh' so many times because her dad once played 'O'pie? May be a stretch, but maybe not :)

empyrios said...

Jennifer Connelly

TT said...

Once again, empyrios, Jennifer has an Oscar which raises her well above C or B list.

Katja said...

@genisis you should do some googling about thyriods problems. That causes weight issues on both ends of the spectrum- unexplained loss & gains that don't match what your eating habits are. Good luck and let us know!

Unknown said...

Maggie Gyllenhaal? B-list by association with her brother, is married w/children. Movies only as far as I know.

pwner said...

peeps like SittingPat effing kill me.

stfu and try to make your own guesses instead of putting down others

TT said...

pwner, shutting up now. I notice you didn't make a guess either. But that's ok, because you're clearly a superior type of person.

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ms_goddess said...

SittingPat - for the record, I recognize that you DID make a guess, which I (sorry again :-)) shot down. (Guess I'm one of those peeps who kill pwner - darn!)

Barton Fink said...

Hey, I think we're all suffering from low blood sugar levels now! lol's --

Anyway, the people at alt.gossip.celebrities are kind of leaning toward Bryce Dallas Howard. Sadly, I've never heard of her, but the blind does say "C list at best." So hey, I'm voting for the girl I've never heard of!

Darcy said...

Nicole Richie

Unknown said...

oooooohhhhh..... i like the maggie gyllenhall-however the crap you spell her name...
she seems kind of b**tchy. married. with child. very thin.

i like the kate beckinsale guess, i think her name DEF.makes her B-list, but in all reality, what has she done that's so great...Underworld?!?

kate hudson is not married and is DEF. A-list celebrity wise.
Goopy is def. A-list.

is it wrong that i have no idea who this Bryce Dallas Howard person is? should i? yikes, i am starting to feel old.

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