Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Levi Johnston Has A Book


I guess if Bristol Palin can have a book then there is no reason why Levi Johnston cannot have one either. I venture to say that neither of them actually out pen to paper, but they probably had some great ghost writers. Anyway, Levi does not hold back in his hatred for the Palin family. He does hold back on taking really direct shots at Bristol which I think is pretty nice considering she is the mother of his child and accused him of raping her. You know, I am not sure their son needed to read about daddy raping mommy, especially since Bristol had a chance to correct what she implied when she was promoting the book but has not.


Levi says the two did go camping like Bristol says, but they had been having sex way way longer than that and if she is referring to some other camping trip then she must have lost her virginity to someone else. Levi also says Bristol wanted to get pregnant as revenge for her mom getting pregnant. Really? That seems really strange if true. Sarah Palin did not want to be called grandma, but Mommy Sarah. Levi also says that contrary to what Sarah wrote in her book, he was present at the birth of his child.

The one thing I am still confused about is whether his reunion with Bristol broke off because he did get someone else pregnant or because he told Bristol he got someone else pregnant. In her book she says that it was because he admitted to her that he got someone pregnant and in his book he says that is not true, but does not clarify what part is not true.

28 comments:

parissucksliterally said...

who would buy this shit?

BigMama said...

@paris - I might. But I also like cheap television and bad horror movies. ;) It might be fun just to put quotes up from his book as if it were a literary masterpiece.

Patty said...

@bigmama, that would be too funny.

So boy doesn't like the family of girl he knocked up. Shocker! So boy doesn't like girl he knocked up then broke up with, and she doesn't like him either now. Double shocker!

Enough of both of them already!

Cecilia00 said...

I don't buy a single word this guy says. 14:59 and he knows unless he sensationalizes whatever no one would pay him a red cent.

RJ said...

This isn't really gossip-site worthy. Now, if you'd said "Levi Johnson Reads a Book" . . .

Miranda said...

The book is, of course, ridiculous and no one should waste their time reading it. But man, they scored gold with that cover!

BigMama said...

hey, add a vampire or two and a couple of werewolves and he's in business!

Felicia said...

Levi isn't the father of Tripp, so no wonder he isn't paying child support or pushing to see him. Plus he constantly allows Bristol to drag Tripp off to Arizona, to L.A., etc. Bristol exists on a constant continuum of being pregnant by different guys and only tried to make the Levi thing work for the $200,000 People Magazine spreads. But she was always a bitch. Good for Levi for distancing himself from her.

bits of moxy said...

There's only one way to spell douche bag- and yet so many posts...

Cathy said...

Levi might be dumb as bricks, but I really can't blame the guy for wanting to put his side out there, after what Bristol wrote about him in her book. Yes, I don't believe everything that comes out of his mouth, but I'm pretty sure his view on things is at least a little closer to the truth than Bristol's.

And to Felicia - I love to rip on the Palin's just as much as the next person, but if you're gonna make outlandish claims like that, you need to cite your sources.

Murphy Brown 2020 said...

Just here to reiterate everything Cathy just said.

Cecilia00 said...

Yeah, Felicia - I would like you to cite some sources as well.

Especially since she was pregnant before her mother became a vice-presidental candidate, so a People magazine cover was a big shot in the dark.

But more importantly, if Levi wasn't the father, he could make bank with that claim and, most importantly - he would be able prove it.

Nothing you said seemed logical, sorry.

Maja With a J said...

THAT COVER!!!

Rita said...

I'm with Cathy on the Levi part. If the Palin family were allowed to do all they can to vilify that poor douchenozzle (bonjour Ida!), well, he has the right as well to spill some dirty deeds and give his side of the story. I hope we get to hear if he has anything to say about how Sarah and her husband truly live, there has been constant questioning of their marital arrangement.

However, if Sarah Palin was allowed to loudly and constantly question if President Obama was a natural U.S. Citizen, and that the First Lady should not be allowed to tell American children what to eat, well, others like Felicia are allowed to also put out there that Tripp is not Bristol's son.

It's all are ludicrous gossip, but sometimes, you have to give the imbecile a dose of their own medicine to shut them up a bit.

RocketQueen said...

What Cathy said.

Lelaina Pierce said...

Also agree with Cathy. If someone had accused me of all Bristol did in her book, I would definitely want "my side" to be heard.

Not sure who is more ridiculous? Levi, the Palins or THAT cover!

Amartel said...

Other unbelievable headlines:
Levi Johnson owns a book.
Levi Johnson reads a book.
Levi Johnson knows what a book is.
Levi Johnson is interested in The Truth.
Levi Johnson has not run through all his personal appearance and Playgirl money and is not looking to cash in, yet again, on the Palin family.

Mango said...

Flash forward six months and his book will be in the discount bin at Barnes and Noble.

Cathy said...

Based on all the comments here, maybe we should have a "Your Turn" where if we were forced to choose between buying this book and the one on Jessica Simpson, which it would be.

I'd probably go with Levi's, just to spite the Palin family, but the lure of a $10,000 electric car that tops out at 180 mph and can go 300 miles on a single charge is pretty damn tempting, so I might just have to give my money to nutso... hmmm, decisions, decisions.

lutefisk said...

I guess it is easier for him to "write" a book than get a job.

Voice O' Reason said...

LOL Mango, I was picturing that too with a big 70% off sticker. I'm picturing someone actually displaying that book in their bookcase and LMAO ;>

Anotheramy said...

I think the 200 they printed came with the clearance stickers pre-printed on the cover.

Unknown said...

I have a friend who lived in Eagle River AK who told me back when Bristol was pg she got pregnant on purpose for the same reason. I believe that part anyway.

Geebz said...

I don't doubt what he says. If one can believe Bristol, one can believe Levi. That family vilified this guy. He's a kid and shouldn't have been f*cking without protection.
What do you expect, Harvard material? He's still a young, dumb hick. The Palins disgust me to no end and there is always an angle being worked and someone to be stepped on.
I'd put it on my bookshelf!
I just might not read it.

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Sarah MacManus said...

That cover is ff-ing brilliant!

Snakeoiler said...

Note to self: look on $1.00 table in January.

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