Wednesday, October 05, 2011

Cameron Douglas Says His Lawyer Smuggled Him Drugs In Her Bra


Apparently Cameron Douglas is worth losing your law license for and getting arrested because that is what happened to his lawyer. While testifying against his former drug dealer, Cameron said that after he was arrested a couple of years ago for dealing meth out of his hotel room that he hired a lawyer. Like something out of a movie, his lawyer was female, and presumably attractive. They would kiss as much as they could while in "conference" and she smuggled him drugs into jail by hiding them in her bra. After his bail was revoked and he was sent to prison, the relationship and presumably the drug smuggling continued. At some point the lawyer was arrested and confessed. You would think that would be a guarantee of a conviction, but the charges were dropped. Crazy.

17 comments:

figgy said...

aaaaaaand now he's fat too.

This guy is just all about self-destruction, isn't he?

BrandieMarie said...

he looks like a cross between steve zhan and the ex barenaked ladies front man.

wow, i just realized my handle bnl = bare naked ladies. sooooooo not what it really means.

Sylvia said...

I thought he was a she LOLOL

Sylvia said...

So were the charges against the lawyer dropped so Cameron would not get charged for having drugs in his cell???

Cheryl said...

This dude is a loser. He had advantages and opportunities and wealth and blew it.

Rose said...

Me too Sylvia, I hadn't scrolled down far enough.

MISCH said...

I can't believe this is the son of smart parents, good looking parents....so much for genes...

RocketQueen said...

Michael has admitted he was a shitty father, we don't know what happened to this guy growing up.

But anyway...what a STUPID lawyer. All that schooling and cost to become one, and you blow your whole career to smuggle drugs to an addict client?

MISCH said...

In the Divorce Michael's ex-wife was so pissed about CZJ being pregnant and Michael not wanting another child with her...she got an enormous trust fund for Cameron, and all he does is waste his life.

timebob said...

how many more ways can Cameron say "Fuck You Daddy".

Patty said...

All the opportunity in the world and he pisses it away.

Worstcompanytoworkfor said...

Man people are so star struck..and this guy isn't even a star, just the kid of a star.

Imagine what people will do for actual celebrities.

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Lelaina Pierce said...

What timebob said.

Murphy Brown 2020 said...

HA! Timebob wins the Comment of the Day trophy. SO, SO true.

I feel really bad for Hollywood spawn. With the exception of Candice Bergen, Isabella Rossellini, and Lourdes Leon (for NOW), so few of them turn out well-adjusted.

Mango said...

Michael Douglas is LOADED and can give Cameron every advantage and the kid blows it. I have no sympathy.

You can say what you want about that dick Donald Trump and his ridiculous hair (and I would second you), but he has raised some smart, hard-working kids. He might be a tool, but he's doing SOMETHING right.

lunabelle said...

Or bus nanny did....of course hiring a great nanny is something right ;)

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