Monday, October 24, 2011

Lindsay Lohan Fires Her Business Manager


According to TMZ, Lindsay Lohan has fired her business manager. Lindsay says it is because the guy was not spending enough time managing her business. I say it is because he had no business to manage. When you are only getting a couple of checks a month, I think the guy can handle it. He also manages the business of Britney Spears. My guess is that Lindsay felt ignored and the guy probably did not take her calls for "spending money" at 2am so she got upset. Plus the guy lives in Nashville so when Lindsay needs that crack or meth money at 2am it is much easier to go over to some person's home in Los Angeles and knock on their window to get some money rather than calling someone in Nashville who then can talk to the drug dealer and promise that Lindsay will pay them Tuesday for a cheeseburger today.

25 comments:

MontanaMarriott said...

ROFL good one Enty @ will pay them Tuesday for a cheeseburger today.

selenakyle said...

Ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaa! What a joke. Lord I hope she read some of what is commented about on her out here in cyberspace.

She needs to WAKE the EFF UP! (and grow up).

Susan said...

I think she needs to fire her stylist and makeup artist.... or maybe just put down the crack pipe.

SusanB said...

Exactly what I thought when I first saw this over the weekend - you don't need a business manager when you have no business. She can fill out the deposit slip herself for the unemployment check.

Daveb said...

AS long as she doesn't fire her bail bondsman!

selenakyle said...

...and her hair person.

Anonymous said...

Lindsay actually has business and money to manage? Color me surprised!

Basil said...

I was surprised to hear she still has a business manager. Of course, now that she has no one else controlling what little money she has, she can spend it any way she wants and not have to ask.

nicola said...

I thought Lou was a woman? Lindsay probably cannot afford her anymore.

califblondy said...

What's up Enty? No mention of the mystery hands? I guess it takes more than one to wrangle Lindsay.

parissucksliterally said...

She now needs a PIMP, not a Manager.

MISCH said...

And her ex business manager breaths a sigh of relief.

Jenny said...

Ha! It's more like Lou Taylor dumped LL because of lack of legal reportable income and gifts, uncontrolled spending, and constant lies. Even with creative accounting it would be difficult to submit an income report that would pass muster with the IRS.

Lou Taylor is a woman and highly respected as a business manager. Britney Spears is not her only client in the entertainment business.

Cheryl said...

Lindsay probably wasn't paying her anyway.

timebob said...

I am really starting to believe that Linnocent needs to be under a conservatorship. Too bad there is no family member stable or reliable enough to be put in charge. Without making a buck off of her or adding extra chapters to the book they are peddling around.

Sonia in MO said...

I doubt Lindsay fired anyone - more likely the other way around. If I were in that business I wouldn't touch her with a 10 foot pole. Not to mention - you can't draw blood from a turnip. 10 percent of nothing is still - nothing. Plus, I imagine any manager eventually gets tired of having to put up cash to pay bail bondsmen over and over and over again.

Jeri said...

She needs to have someone to blame for not paying her bills. That's the main job, making excuses.

skeeball said...

@MontanaMarriot LOL, I love Wimpy!!

weezy said...

It makes sense. Don't Hollywood business managers charge 5-10% of the client's gross? LL hasn't had any income to declare (well, in polite society) for years now. Lou has to cover the firm's overhead, and just *thinking* about LL costs money. She had to dump her.

PS said...

Enty, how could you not know Lou Taylor is a woman? The woman is partially responsible, along with Britney's dad Jamie, for digging Britney Spears from her pit a few years ago. Odd that someone in your field could make such a mistake ...

RocketQueen said...

Right...just one more thing she's blaming on someone else. Right, it's her MANAGER'S fault her business isn't being "handled". Give me a break, Lohan.

Aly said...

@PS - Enty isn't Enty. Protests Notwithstanding.

Anonymous said...

"10% of nothing is still...nothing" hahhahha. Good one.

Tatyana said...

Blogger PS said...

"Enty, how could you not know Lou Taylor is a woman?"

Because *all* of Enty's "inside" knowledge comes from internet?

Lelaina Pierce said...

I can't believe this Lou person stayed with LL as long as she did!

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