Wednesday, June 20, 2012

National Enquirer Blind Item

WHAT popular star of a classic 1989 teen film – he’s since turned into a successful adult actor – had an eyebrow lift that has left him with a permanent look of surprise? The 40-something star (whose sister is also a famous actress) is so inconsolable about the botched surgery that he’s considering suing the reputable Beverly Hills plastic surgeon who performed it!

51 comments:

caralw said...

Cusak?

caralw said...

Say Anything being the movie and sister Joan. Why is this a blind?

a non a miss said...

They pretty much spell out who this is..cusack.

Kelly said...

Yeah really, why even make this blind? Derrrr

Hendrix said...

Cusak or Andew Shue?

EB said...
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Tempestuous Grape said...

I guess that'll teach him not to go fucking around with his face anymore....or send him into a surgery tailspin of more procedures trying to fix it. Yikes.

caralw said...

What was Andrew Shue in in 1989 that would qualify as a classic teen film? Trust me, I was a teen in 1989. Not to age myself...

FSP said...

o_0

yawnathon said...

Jason Bateman?

angie said...

John Cusack as Lloyd Dobler in Say Anything... Sister is Joan Cusack

And a big oops for the heavy handed plastic surgeon. Time and gravity will help. On the bright side, he'll never need THAT procedure again.

Anonymous said...

Jason Bateman.

Caraface said...

I know National Enquirer blinds are pretty easy, but this is pathetic. Why not just run a story about John Cusack having botched plastic surgery? They practically did anyway.

Jolene Jolene said...

Cusack, Say Anything from 1989. Bummer! I always thought he looked so young. I don't get why people go under the knife that way. There are so many procedures you can get these days that don't involve scalpels or needles.

Beta said...

except for the 'he' part, this is totally kylie minogue, have you guys seen the cannes 2012 pics?
poor kylie :P

MadLyb said...

John Cusack was my first and only thought for this. Tragic!

Ms Cool said...

Pictures, please.

Seachica said...

National Enquirer -- home of the non-blind blind. I assume it's because their readership is not smart enough to puzzle through anything more challenging.

nolachickee said...

Why the hell would he go for an eyebrow lift? Although I do not find John attractive, he is aging well. Jesus trying to survive in Hollywood just plain sucks. And Say Anything is one of my favorite films ever.

matt_b said...

This actor who was in a movie named after this year, and whose name rhymes with Ron Boo-Sack... I get the feeling the National Enquirer doesn't quite 'get' blind items

Sherry said...

Awww...I have always loved John Cusak.

AKM said...

JC has always been on my Freebie List since THE JOURNEY OF NATTY GANN. But then I heard all the stories about how he treats women, the pressured abortions, etc., and I just can't look at him the same way.

angie said...

Pressured abortions? I knew nothing of that. Karma..

kathrynnova said...

yes! i love looking at the stars' botched surgeries!

rachelee said...

John Cusack sounds right, however, I looked at pics of him from late May of this year on his IMDB page and he does not look like he's had an eyebrow lift unless he's had it done within the past 3 weeks.

Mama Abroad said...

My thought too.

lazyday603 said...

Classic 89 teen film? Say Anything. Nothing blind about this one unless they got the gender pronouns wrong and it's about Ione Skye.

Sunny said...

Hilarious @Matt_B!!

Tru Leigh said...

What about Eric Roberts? Don't know his movie history offhand and am too lazy to look it up.
Or Warren Beatty?
Or Michael Madsen?
I looked for some photos of Jason Batemen, can't find any where he looks like he's had PS. Plus his sister isn't really famous.

Tru Leigh said...

I just reread the BI, it's says 40-something. Cusak fits.

Happymostofthetime said...

http://collider.com/john-cusack-the-raven-the-frozen-ground-interview/159398/

MBK said...

http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2007/07/john-cusack-gets-facelift.html

liteNOTSObrite said...

I'm a dumbass. I interpreted "successful adult actor" as a porn star. lol!

Phillygrrl said...

Jason Bateman? Teen wolf?

Roman Holiday said...

liteNOTSObrite, I guess your name says it all :)

Steppy said...

Lots of movies from 1989, many sequels -
Back to the Future, Bill & Ted, Dead Poets, Eddie and the Cruisers, Ghostbusters, Karate Kid,

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CraftyGirl said...

@liteNotSoBrite...I did too.. I was thinking John Cusack did porn! ICK!

Momster said...

@ Beta, I've seen those photos, very sad.

crila16 said...

Oh Nooooo...John Cusack, Say Anything. This sucks. Why don't people just leave their faces alone.

FrenchGirl said...

if he's John Cusack,the story is untrue or very very new because he doesn't look surprised on his most recent pics

consignmentkitty said...

Please don't be Jason Bateman.

Selock said...

John Cusack is one of those people that should never have Tweeted. I stopped respecting him when it came along. Bad grammar/spelling and dumb tweets. :-/

Urno Talbot said...

Cusack just did a press tour not too long ago for the Raven movie and his face was not botched up.

NaughtyNurse said...

Oh, nooooo! Why would John Cusack mess with THAT face?!

Frufra said...

I always loved John Cusack - my first love looked like him, and this was around 1986 or so, so I've just always assumed Cusack was as sweet and intelligent as my real life guy. Glad that I've never read his twitter so my fantasy about him stands :-).

Stacey Charter said...

John Cusack -say it isn't so -here's a picture of him from April - damn it. He looks like crap! http://www.onlocationvacations.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/JohnCusackApple4.18.12-501.jpg

mooshki said...

Ione Skye was just on TMZ this week, and she hasn't aged at all! John, on the other hand, is turning into Nic Cage. And today's Nic Cage, not the old, sexy one.

Kim the Librarian said...

Chritian Slater and the movie being Heathers?

HeavyMetalHousewife said...

Gah! I just googled Christian Slater 2012. My vote would be for him but he doesn't have a famous sister, does he?

ms snarky said...

I think it's Jason Bateman. He's looking a little surprised these days.

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