Wednesday, July 18, 2012

Casper Smart Says Jennifer Lopez Is The Boss


I finally got around to watching the Good Morning America interview yesterday with Casper Smart and Jennifer Lopez. That Jennifer is a crafty one. She didn't really say anything at all, except that she wants to live the fairytale. Well, when you are marrying Skeletor, I don't know how that fairytale was ever expected to come true. Casper was the brilliant high IQ genius I thought he would be. But, he did admit that no matter what they are doing, whether it be boyfriend/girlfriend or singer/backup dancer, Jennifer is the boss and he does whatever she tells him to do. Sounds like a real healthy relationship.

49 comments:

Henriette said...

God, Duckface sounded so gay in those interviews! I love the way they put "Casper" under his name.

mikey said...

I have to give him credit - he knows his place.

Cassiopeia said...

Ugh. He is a duck face.

cheesegrater15 said...

He knows which side his eyebrows are waxed.

Henriette said...

All JBlow kept saying was: "at the end of the day." God, I loathe that expression. Even Duckface was saying it!

RenoBlondee said...

Of course she is! Hahaha

CantHaveMyPurse said...

These two are a joke and it makes me cackle. She looks so stupid for dating a backup dancer. Is that the best the Very Important Hennifer Lopez can do? No one else in Hollywood is willing to date her? The Bennifer probably scared them all away.

Taco- flavored keeses for my Ben!! (a South Park reference before anyone starts freaking out)

Princess said...

She looks absolutely ridiculous with this guy. A grown, wealthy woman dating a little wannabe thug. Who could take her seriously after this...

RenoBlondee said...

But seriously. He must have some mad sex skills or something because I can't even hardly stand looking at his picture. Ugh.

FSP said...

Bantha fodder

Henriette said...

How much do you want to bet this is leading up to her next marriage? I bet he proposes to her on her birthday (sorry to my hubs for sharing her bday)next week? I got a bet riding on it.

MISCH said...

Jennifer's taste is up her butt..

crila16 said...

Of course she is. She pays all the bills. He's using her for her fame, money and body.

Frufra said...

I'm with Henriette.

IDoTheRobot said...

@Donner that SP episode is the greatest!

mynerva said...

He looks like a mouth breather.

pilly said...

Whipped

lostathome said...

Another fivehead..

Patty said...

Because he knows which side his bread is buttered on (I haven't said that in years).

And, because she signs the paychecks.

C'estMoi said...

I am not an apologist for JLo or this particular "relationship," but I don't see anything wrong with the woman being the boss.

a non a miss said...

Lmao FSP!

auntliddy said...

yx, nothing wrong with it, till he grows up, gets tired of that, and moves on. because we all know that is what is going to happen.

Redheat said...

I'm sorry a woman 1) can't date a younger man? 2) has to date a man within her social circle...because why?

I can't stand Jennifer Lopez, but why shouldn't she date him? Lots of male celebrities date much younger woman who aren't "famous," but you don't see people giving them grief.

As long as they are happy together so what? I just want her to go away because she annoys the shit out of me.

Chicky said...

My favorite south park episode!

Chicky said...

My favorite south park episode!

Chicky said...

My favorite south park episode!

ehrich weiss said...

@mynerva Mouth-breather! Mwahahaha!

Lori said...

@donner- aahhhh hahahahaha!

My sister and I still sing the song..."fill all your wiiiishes with my taco flavored kiiiisses"

discoflux said...

And the world heaves a giant DUH.

luckylass said...

I can't even fucking stand looking at this guy!

AndrewBW said...

Smart, Casper.

Alicia said...

Don't be fooled by all my money I still like my tacos honey!

parissucksliterally said...

He's so gross, and she looks like a fucking tool.

g.strathmore said...

@Redheat, I totally agree with you.

Sarah said...

I think this guy says exactly what Jennifer wants to hear. Every gushy, vomit inducing endearment he can whisper in her ear is music to her.
He says she's the boss but every photo he takes the lead and tries to look like he's in charge while she tries to look like a meek little kitten being led around. Yuck.

__-__=__ said...

How embarrassing is this!!!

Popnursing said...

I bet she's hiding his balls in that horrific bun of a hairdo she insists on wearing all the time.

Glitter said...

There is nothing hot or attractive about him as long as his head is showing.

C'estMoi said...

@AuntT -- If he moves on, he moves on. It doesn't mean the next one won't be in charge, as well.

I'm with you, @redheat!

Anonymous said...

Hennifer Lopez and her taco-flavored kisses are over 40 years old now. Shouldn't she have realized long ago that life is not a fairy tale? I get so irritated by people who act like everything should be moonlight and roses 24/7. That's not real life. That's a Harlequin novel.

Lelaina Pierce said...

He wouldn't be nearly annoying to look at if he DIDN'T HAVE HIS MOUTH OPEN IN EVERY PICTURE.

Mango said...

She cut the strings with Marc Anthony who was a control freak and she wanted some arm candy who she could be in charge of. But being Jennifer with her lousy taste in men, she chose Casper who isn't remotely attractive but IS a lap dog.

FingerBinger said...

No One is saying that Jennifer Lopez can't/shouldn't date a younger man or someone outside of her income bracket. The problem that people have is that 1) she always jumps from relationship to relationship, it's like she can't be single. 2) She's in a serious relationship with a guy who probably should have just been a jumpoff.3) This is a grown woman who has been married and divorced 3 times and she's talking about marriage/love as a "fairytale", you have to work at relationships, she looks crazy.

Popcorn Sutton said...

@FingerBinger- Exactly! It's not that she shouldn't be in control of her relationship, she just needs to be more in control of herself. Plus, she brought this guy around her kids very early on and I have a huge problem with that.

I love the Taco Kisses episode! There used to be a musical greeting card that had Cartman on the cover and played the song.

astrogirl said...

I would say good on her for doing a Clooney, especially if the rumors about her being abused by Marc are true.

Sandy said...

With all her money, she couldn't find a good-looking het gigolo who would know his place? I know it's possible - Madonna seems to have done it.

Goddamn this guy is plug ugly.

Henriette said...

No one cares about JBlow dating a younger man, but can't she find a better looking one? This guy has the major fugs.

Shit You Can't Buy said...

@Donner: ooooh I loved that South Park episode, it was sooo silly!

I find JLO desperate and in complete denial of the normal things in life. She has the worst taste in men. Seriously, what does she talk about with this guy? Herself? Dancing? Strategies for taking over the world. It is pretty obvious the boy is a golddigger, previous girlfriends have stepped forward and tell he is someone who needs to be taken care of financially constantly.
Can't JLO find a normal guy? As in, not famewhore, mature and serious? Makes me think she is Halle Berry crazy, she just doesn't seem right.

Beta said...

@Redheat
well said,
it annoys me too how everybody slams jlo and madonna for dating boys

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