Wednesday, August 29, 2012

Holly Madison Is Pregnant


Holly Madison finally got her wish. She has a chance at a new reality show. Holly announced that she and her on again/off again boyfriend of nine months are expecting a baby. This means of course that Holly told all the adoption agencies that had been working for her to forget it and that was always just a backup plan. Holly told Us Weekly that she is 12 weeks which means she probably knew she was pregnant when she also was telling the world she was going to adopt. Holly has been talking about having a baby for years but didn't know it would happen this fast. Well, that is because she is used to having sex with really old guys who who take a week or two to have sex once. Holly's boyfriend is a party promoter. When you are 22 or 23 you can be a party promoter. I think when you get to your 30's or 40's you need to find a better term for your job. What I have discovered is that a party promoter in their 30's or 40's is just looking for an excuse to go out and party every night of the week and can justify it by saying they are getting paid and it is their job.

37 comments:

Princess ButterKwup said...

Reveal!

Sarah said...

Good to know that years of bouncing dead man walking sperm off your ovaries doesn't cause everything inside to shrivel. I thought maybe they even commuted suicide when they saw Hugh coming

Cathy said...

Could she be the reality star that wanted to "test drive" a baby?

a non a miss said...

Just warning everyone: its that tramp who married the creepy old guys 18th birthday. Courtney something or other.

Hammer_Girl said...

At least the baby won't come out lookIng like a pickled Hugh Heffner

discoflux said...

I always wonder how someone who's had that must plastic surgery could raise a child to love themselves for who they are.

discoflux said...

Much, not must. Sheesh.

auntliddy said...

well, good luck to her and baby. No idea what baby will look like because of all her plastic surgery!!

lostathome said...

He looks like Hayden Christensen 15 years and 20 lbs later

anita_mark said...

She's so gross. Please let her have a boy because I doubt she could fuck up a boy as much as she could fuck up a girl.

strongerthancoffee said...

If she has a girl the baby can "date" Hef. They will both have diapers in common.

Anonymous said...

Wait, she's HAD plastic surgery?! (you know aside from the standard plastic tits) I never understood why she was 'the favorite' b/c she isn't attractive at all, to me anyway.

discoflux said...

Maybe not AS much, anita, but I'm sure hanging out around the playboy mansion and vegas strip shows wouldn't exactly create a healthy mentality for male offspring, either.

discoflux said...

Check this page out. It has some good before and afters of celebrity plastic surgery and she's on there once you scroll down a bit.

WARNING! THERE ARE PICTURES OF CARROT TOP!

http://www.mamapop.com/2010/10/omg-wtf-face-celebrity-plastic-surgery-wrong.html

Seachica said...

Lol disco. Links should always come with a carrot top warning!

Anonymous said...

She didn't get that much. It's more tanning, tits and makeup. She wouldn't look that radically different if she'd have some style pre-boob job.

Shit You Can't Buy said...

No opinion on the babynews; but I always find this woman very pretty. Not looking at the implants etc, but she has a pretty face. (yeah, you can laugh at me for saying this). She is the only Playboy-girl I remembered because she is actually pretty, the rest are so mehh.

Kelly said...

Well I like her. Best of luck to them.

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jgirl828 said...

Enty: This guy isn't just a "promoter", hes the founder of the Electric Daisy Carnival, which is a EDM festival that happens in different parts of the world throughout the year....aka, hes rich!

Molls said...

Another brain dead bimbo having a baby to get attention. So sad.

hothotheat said...

How do we know that she's actually pregnant and not going the Beyonce route saying she's pregnant but paying someone else to carry it?

I'm suspicious. Probably all these blind items I read. I just don't trust anybody anymore.

auntliddy said...

Ooooo, im excited about another folding pregnancy belly, lol

smash said...

She does have a pretty face

AKM said...

I like her. Good for her.

Happy Chocolatini said...

She came across as very sweet on Girls Next Door. I'm happy for her.

anita_mark said...

@Disco, I didn't think of that. The boy will be bathed in Axe and wear Ed Hardy onesies. But her face and body is so completely plastic, what values can she possibly teach a girl?

I find her repulsive, physically and for her wanting to be one of several girlfriends of an old rich man and not have the shame to hide it but do a reality show about it.

mynerva said...

I don't know much about her adoption plan so feel free to correct me if I'm wrong, but if she feels she couldn't give an adopted baby the same love and attention as her biological child then she did the right thing in cancelling her plans.

I'm not a mother, so again please correct me if wrong, but I think I read that when you give birth your system floods with hormones to help bonding. Throw another baby into the mix and that could get very mixed up?

She annoyed me a little on Girls Next Door

Ariel said...

Congratulations to Holly! She always said on Girls Next Door that she longed to be a mother.
Best of luck for a safe pregnancy.

feraltart said...

I'm thrilled for her, she always wanted to be a mum. Hope she has a great pregnancy and healthy baby.

Coriander Shea said...

I always thought Holly was stunning too. She's got great bone structure.

Holly daawling, I saw that you have a sloth as a pet. If mr. Sloth is too much for you to keep up with being with child and all, I would be more than happy to look after him for you! Sloths = <3

Jade, That Girl said...

Enty, you are wrong on this one. Her boyfriend isn't just a party promoter...but he runs Insomanic, which is one of the largest electronic event companies in the world. The company throws one of the largest events in the West, EDC. That event alone brings in almost a billion dollars of revenue to Las Vegas each year. Do you think Holly would stay with and get pregnant by just a party promoter? The woman and her kid are pretty much set for life.

Shit You Can't Buy said...

Call me crazy (seems to be my punchline today) but I always felt her love for Heff was real. Don't ask me why, I just got a feeling. The other girls were all about promoting themselves etc, yet Holly was the only one who made a statement when the new girl dumped him and kept the ring. Kinda sad.

1Jazzimom said...

Best of luck Holly.

Henriette said...

This is obviously a reveal.

AuntJess said...

I think she had her nose and/or cheeks and chin done. I've always liked Holly. Loved the original Girls Next Door esp Bridget M too. Kendra ehh I can do without. But Congrats girl!

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