Monday, August 27, 2012

Random Photos Part Two

John Mayer got his hair cut so Katy Perry would not recognize him.
Meanwhile, Katy Perry handled her breakup like she does all of them, at Disneyland.
Have you ever seen two happier people learning to ride a bike?
This Matthew M thing with losing weight for a role hopefully will stop soon.
Michelle Williams and Jason Segel take Matilda to see Snow White.
Natalie Portman in Vegas.
Naomi Watts is still filming that Princess Diana movie.
A very pregnant Anna Paquin takes her dog for a walk.
Russell Crowe enjoys two lunches. No, he really did.

55 comments:

Cassiopeia said...

Dare I say John Mayer looks almost co-able in this pic?

Russell Crow, I thought you were grizzly Adams.

MM is really starting to resemble my dad. Not in a good way. Not that my dad is unattractive at all...just, yeah.

rhinovodka said...

Oh, Russell, please morph into the Gladiator once again but I am afraid those days are over.

I really shouldn't hate on children, but I can't stand Suri. Katie, please take that child far away.

Ingrid Superstar said...

I'm actually a little jealous that Katy Perry got into Club 33. I want to go there!

Someone gave Russell Crowe a meal instead of money because they didn't want him to spend it on booze.

libby said...

Aw, Matilda, Michelle, and Jason look like they're becoming a family.

Anyone ever read the article "I was Russell Crowe's stooge" or whatever? Very interesting and well written. It should come up in a google search.

libby said...

Ta-DAAAAAAA!
Link:

http://www.smh.com.au/news/national/when-i-was-russell-crowes-stooge/2006/06/06/1149359738242.html?page=fullpage

Texshan said...

Again with the booties, Katie! WTF is going on with her and those damn shoes? I just don't get it. Suri probably looks pissed because she isn't being carried and has to do some things for herself now.

Anna is having twins, so I know she is probably just dressing for comfort in LA in August, but I just can't sign off on booties with dresses or skirts. I can't.

On no planet does Naomi Watts look remotely like Princess Diana. Plus she's about 8 inches shorter than Diana was. I say this movie will be lame with a giant "L."

DewieTheBear said...

@rhinovodka, I'll take the Russell of The Quick and the Dead!

P.S. Great name!

Patty said...

What's there to learn about riding a bike with training wheels?

And the look on Suri's face is probably because of those awful booties Katie insists on wearn during the summer.

yodelay said...

All I know is I MUST HAVE a robe like Naomi's!!!

Different Guest said...

I wonder if Katie has foot problems? And those are the only pair of shoes that are comfortable for real walking.

msgirl said...

I wonder if it was a different pair of shoes would we mind Katie so much? I mostly wear the same shoes almost every day. And when I was younger and going thru something, certain shoes just made me feel good and empowered. So I'm willing to give her a pass.

mikey said...

I had foot surgery 2 weeks ago and have been wearing sandals to the office....the bandages make it ok, right? Kate must need to wear those damn booties for some reason.

Aren't Suri and Kate in NYC still? When has it been cool enough for long sleeves and jeans during the day?

RenoBlondee said...

Mayer probably dumped Katy when she told him she WOULDN'T let him dump on HER.
Yeah really, what's there to learn on a bike w/ training wheels?
I get such a weird, vibe about Katie. Something about her being more cunning then we know. Like in a bad way. IDK

Slap-n-Tickle said...

Are we sure that Naomi Watts? It looks like Gretchen Mol!

BerniniBellini said...

Could it be that there is something in Katie's boots? A GPS system, an alarm or a tracking device of some kind? There has to be some reason why she won't give them up. I know the Scientology drama seems over, but I certainly wouldn't feel safe from them yet.

Either that, or they're really, really comfortable. lol

Suri seems in need of some psychological help. That is not the face of a normal child. Such anger! I don't think that international school is going to provide the discipline and structure that she seems to need right now. Get her some help, Katie, and I agree, get her out of the city!

parissucksliterally said...

Mayer looks better with short hair.

I am always surprised when a 6 year old still needs training wheels on a bike.

Now! said...

I know I've said it before, but I think Suri is the Rebecca Welles (daughter of Rita Hayworth and Orson Welles) of the future. Rebecca Welles HATED publicity, HATED the limelight, and ended up living in a cabin in Oregon with no heat or running water.

As other posters have mentioned, there's not much paparazzi in Ohio. Take the kid there. Commute to work. Or, if necessary, commute from Greenwich, Connecticut. Lots of other rich people there, and Katie can nourish her flourishing career from there as well. Half of Wall Street commutes from Greenwich every day.

Now! said...

BTW Libby, that Crowe link was excellent. It could probably apply to just about any A-list celebrity. No wonder they all go insane.

MM said...

Thanks for the Russell Crowe link, libby. Amazing IS the word!

libby said...

Thanks guys, for taking my recommendation!

Maja With a J said...

Loved that Russell Crowe story - thanks for posting!

kerri said...

I loathe Russell Crowe. He's offensive.
Michelle & Jason however, make me happy.

Mamaroni said...

Does suri not own pants to rude a bike in?

Remember MM in a time to kill? WTF happened?

LA Mac said...

Anna doesn't really look that big for twins, how far along is she?

RJ said...

Suri will do anything to avoid having to walk!

Russell Crowe, you have officially killed forever any tiny bit of lady wood that I still had for you. Well played, sir, well played.

Honey Bunny said...

Dang! Where do I even start!?
Miz Paquin looks so cute.
I hope Jason and Michelle stay together forever and ever.Lol!
If I was Katie and Suri I'd be mad to every time they turn around there they are but I guess that goes along the job.?
Um. Russell. No.

Agent**It said...

Katie's boots Were Made for Walking

Suri is sick of the world at the age of 6. If I were her, I would put a camera in my helmet and take pix of the paps pixing me and post them on my Suri page.

goheels83 said...

Great story, libby. Thanks for that link!

MrWolf said...

@Ingrid - What the hell is club 33? The number of ex girlfriends of John Mayer?

djphob said...

Nice brag Katy! Ooh I'm KP I get into Club 33.

/bitter

BFSkinnerchick said...

Wow, Libby, what a great read! Thanks!

BFSkinnerchick said...

Wow, Libby, what a great read! Thanks!

Del Riser said...

Michelle and Jason already look like a family unit. I hope it works out for them.

Maybe there is a CO$ jamming device in the heels of those booties, that would make it okay to wear them as much as Katie does.

Suri needs to grow up in a small town somewhere. She needs to play with other kids and learn what normal is.

NYCGirl said...

This is the second time in a week I've thought, "hey, he's cute...oh, it's John Mayer."

ablake said...

Cripes, Mayer looks like a semi sober Pete Doherty

gross

Different Guest said...

@Del Riser a small town in the Bible belt that would whomp any Scilon that came to town.

auntliddy said...

Lol- and why is that child's hair ALWAYS hanging in her face??? Clips, people! Hairbands!!!! Cant stand that!!!!!!

auntliddy said...

Hey, be careful, i mentioned something about Suri being off, and everyone jumped all over me like white on rice!!! I hope she is okay, but she does always look pissed off. And a little bitchy.

auntliddy said...

Anna looks great for being preg with twins! Hope they dont inherit that space btwn her teeth. I just cant stand that on anyone. I know its just happenstance but i dont like the way it looks.

nettalovesrobin said...

There is no reason why Katie should wear those shoes ALL the time! There is no excuse!!! John Mayer actually looks ok in the pic. He looks all proud of himself like he just took a dump on a girls face.

warmislandsun said...

John Mayer looks like a walking STD.

The Original CDAN Reader said...

Katie is wearing boots because she’s being papped 24/7 and her feet are jacked-up. All of those strappy little designer sandals have betrayed her. I think Perez Hilton or someone said her feet look like she’s been digging graves.

http://www.radaronline.com/photos/image/170904/2012/03/celebs-with-ugly-feet

EGB said...

I totes agree Kerri, and it's not just cause I have a sister who spells her name the exact same way...i am obsessed with club 33 mr wolf, its the private restaurant/club inside disneyland, super long waitlist, exclusive membership. I have a champagne glass and napkins and i treasure them! and you are the best Libby! Very interesting article!

spider3tattoo said...

Great story on that link Libby, I liked it so much I hi-jacked it and posted it on Dlisted too. ;-)

Different Guest said...

If you have foot problems finding a pair of shoes that aren't painful can be gold.

Suri looks like she might have really fine hair might be hard to keep barettes or hairbands on.

Jessie said...

That's a "Crowe isn't Australian he's a New Zealander" photo. HAND OVER.

MrWolf said...

@E G B - Thanks, I was confused.

.... I know so little about how the people on the other side of the tracks live!

:) Hahaha.

krk67 said...

@Libby, thanks for that link. Great read and insight.

Selock said...

I feel for Katie - the reason she looks miserable is because training wheels suck! My kid was totally hindered by them...you certainly can't learn to ride WITH them.

Bit dams said...

If Suri has never done anything that required bilateral coordination, just operating the peddles could be challenging. some kids don't get the alernating push thing right off. 6 is still little, give her some time.

Angie said...

Ankle booties and skirts/dresses are very much in for fall season coming up! I'm loving both their outfits :-).

chickenpuss said...

I'm VERY jealous!!!! And there is nothing wrong with going to Disneyland/World to get over a break up. Maybe if he would had gone sooner Mickey would have saved her from John Mayer....

chickenpuss said...

*she! Sorry!

Sunny said...

@Mr Wolf
But you have all those glorious trays?!

auntliddy said...

read Crowe article. very good read. Author a little whorish too. I cannot believe the lenghts crowe goes for publicity!!! jeez, get off yourself for a while!!! I cld totally see him screwing Meg Ryan over without a backward glance. Douche! And there is his douchey chum, Mayer. I wish the gals in his life wld spill on him. Tiny peen, farts in bed- anything he'd like to keep private, if he even know what that is.

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