Blind Items Revealed
June 3, 2013
This B- list mostly movie actor who is known for his acting, but also other things about him personally had finally found a girlfriend. Well, she thinks they are boyfriend/girlfriend and the tabloids do because he told her they were and his publicists did too, but he is seeing anyone that walks or talks and is willing to have sex.
Michael Fassbender
27 comments:
I don't want to be his girlfriend, but I would be willing to have casual sex with the Fassbanger.
This means that I have a chance with Fassy!
it was even not a blind item because all the news was in DM at this time
The DM is the best site for non blind gossip.
Dear Mr. Fassbender:
I walk, I talk, and I am willing.
Sincerely,
Rosemary
I am more than ready, willing and able to do Shameful things with Michael's Fassbender. He is scorching hot and makes me feel funny between my legs. ;)
On another note, if he wants to be a player, why even bother with the whole girlfriend thing? There is nothing wrong with playing the field because you like the variety. It's not nice to lie to someone about your proclivities...and I hardly think he needs to have a relationship to bolster his public image. Plenty of women (and men too, i'm sure) find him hot as balls and revel in the fantasy that he is single and available.
Count me in! I think all I have to do is find him in a bar and ask him to show me his penis, right? I'm totally on it. No pun intended.
Michael Fassbender a B-??? No way, more like A-
Thanks for the tip!
Sounds like most lads I've ever known. Its an Irish thing. Irish men never say no. Believe me.
LOL @a non-I prefer more than a tip!
Another person i have no idea who he is.
Its just, im gonna modify that to ' no man ever says no'! Lol
For some reason I got Michael Fassbender and Michael Cera mixed up and this blind just didnt make sense.
Liddy, I resent your gender stereotyping and horribly MANsogynistic view.
Off the top of my head I can think of 4 times I turned down face to face offers of pussy, with only one regret amongst them.
Almost 20 years later I still kick myself for turning down 18 year old redhead vagina. I doubt I would have similar feelings about losing an $8.50/hr job for not showing up the next day.
Amen, ethorne! I want the whole thing!
So you only need to walk or talk but not both to kick it with Fassbender?
Hi disco! :)
@Lucas, he probably doesn't require both at the same time. Talk to say yes, walk to the hotel room.
Fassbender was the answer for the violent boyfriend (husband? fiance?) blind a few months back. That would probably be one of the "other things personally."
Get it, bro! If she aint put a ring on your finger, she must not want to lock down that dick for herself.
Auntlibby - great actor but not in any huge hits yet (Inglourius bastards, Prometheus) but known more for having a huge cock and has showed it on film (Shame).
Aww, came here for VIP's gifs and she's buggered off somewhere!
You guys, if this was any other guy you'd all be shaming him for doing that to his girlfriend!
I wonder why he bothers with a gf. Maybe something his manager or agent is pushing? He was suitably creepy in Prometheus.
So what I'm hearing is...I got a shot!
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