NBA Tested Lamar Odom Six Times In Past Year - No Crack

Apparently all is forgiven in the land of Kardashian. Have you never heard of the land of Kardashian? The ruler is Kris Jenner who desperately wants to be called a Kardashian. If she ever does go through with the divorce of Bruce Jenner, she will have people calling her Kardashian so fast it will make your head spin faster than her spotting a quarter on the street.

She really wanted to have her talk show have the name Kardashian because she thinks people will watch a Kardashian but not a Jenner. It's one of the reasons she had her daughters host with her because then, when unsuspecting people would be scrolling through the program listings they would see the name Kardashian in the information and stop.

Lamar Odom, one of the kingdom's most wayward subjects has been allowed to move home and Khloe has put back on her ring and everything is fine with them. Drug stories? What drug stories? Crack? They didn't mean crack cocaine, they meant the magazine Cracked and someone forgot the final two letters. Lamar is addicted to Cracked Magazine. He wouldn't be satisfied with just Mad, and wanted his Cracked.

Speaking of crack, the NBA tested Lamar six times over the past year and no crack was found in his system. None. Those tests also included the off season. The time when Lamar was supposedly doing crack like crazy.

Last night, after Lamar had completed his 18 hours of camera time for the show and took a blood oath to never betray the empire again, he was allowed to leave to get some coke. The drink. Did you think we meant Lamar was addicted to cocaine? No, he loves the taste of that refreshing drink Coke.