Tuesday, September 03, 2013

Blind Item #3

What former A+ list tweener got hammered this weekend and kept standing up in the middle of a club shouting that he was away from his girlfriend over the weekend and was looking for one or two people to take her place for a few hours. He went crazy with a personal wet t-shirt contest that he made potential sex partners do to the "I need to see if they are real by touching them," test. He went back to his beach house with two women that night. His girlfriend is crazy about him too. There were such high hopes for him when he was younger.

33 comments:

Anonymous said...

Bieber & Harry. Bieber had ice cutting nips.

LottaColada said...

Ricky Martin.

Jessica said...

Efron

Now! said...

Does Bieber have a girlfriend now? I thought Selena Gomez had come to her senses.

Anonymous said...

Nick Carter

Kelly said...

That does not sound like Bieber. I'm thinking someone more old school.

Anonymous said...

Nick carter

Cathy said...

I'm having trouble thinking of ANY tweener with "such high hopes for him when he was younger."

ethorne said...

Robin Thicke duh

Lil P said...

Beiber was in Toronto this weekend & did get in nightclub brawl where he supposedly lost a $40,000 gold chain. There's an area in Toronto called The Beaches. Could fit?

Count Jerkula said...

Can't we give Canada back Hockey if they offer to take Beiber with it?

Topper Madison said...

I read it as Macaulay Culkin for some reason...

Wen said...

Geez Count, what do you have against hockey?

Seven of Eleven said...

I read that tidbit as them demanding to check his cajones to see if they're real. They weren't beliebers.

Count Jerkula said...

@Wen: Any sport that loses its TV time to something as boring as poker isn't well liked.

madhapur said...

haley joel osment

dee123 said...

Shia LaDouche

surfer said...

Not Bieber, as Lil P mentioned. Aside from the incident at the club, he performed at some girl's Sweet Sixteen (got lots of local coverage).

Unknown said...

Rupert Grint

popjjc said...

Since it says FORMER tweener I am going with Alfalfa from Our Gang.

Unknown said...

"There were such high hopes for him when he younger."

Not Bieber then.

di butler said...

Efron, 100%. He likes it dirty, don't let the pretty fool ya. Nick Carter just IS dirty. Really dirty.

Leo said...

Ok so if hockey back to Canada, doesn't Carrie underwood go to because her hubby plays?

Feline said...

I LOVE to watch poker!

Mark said...

Mickey Rooney

Unknown said...

Nice Mark- although probably a lot of readers don't know what you are talking about.

LovelyCoconuts said...

Count- depends on the state. Hockey is significantly more popular in MN and the surrounding states than basketball.

NaughtyNurse said...

This has to be Bieber.

NaughtyNurse said...

Mickey Rooney WAS a dirty, dirty boy, Mark!!

Alexa Rose said...

Donny Wahlberg.

THE FANTASTIC SPAZZOMATIC said...

I don't believe Selena Gomez doesn't understand that they are a PR couple. I hear Selena isn't really sexually mature/ perhaps asexual (I'll go with the former), so I can see this benefiting them both. As someone who portends to be in the "biz", you can't see a fake relationship when you see one? I bet you think One Direction is fulla straights, too?

Count Jerkula said...

@Coconuts: I tell ya what, if the Canadians can finally get the French out of the Western Hemisphere, I'll throw MN in too. If they can't, they gotta take Detroit. Whattaya say?

Anonymous said...

Le douche. Child actor,did holes,has excellent naturalness,timing expressions,energetic...

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