Tuesday, September 10, 2013

Blind Item #8

" I ( A list celebrity/band member who was married to a former A list celebrity) have had a million blow jo*s from men and women and by far the best one I ever got was from _________________ (B- list mostly television actress who has A list name recognition and was most recently on a hit almost network series.)"

54 comments:

Beetlejuice said...

Did you really censor JOBS?!

Kno Won said...

I'm going to pretend it's about Blow Jos.

Unknown said...

Tommy Lee
Pamela Anderson
???

Kristin Wigs said...

Wentz
Simpson
Lively

WBotW said...

Definitely Tommy Lee.

Anonymous said...

There was this story in Vice yeas ago where guys were blown by a dude and a chick (blind folded or summon like that so they could t ID the blower) & the female won for giving the best head.

Count Jerkula said...

Speaking of blow jobs, any fans of that whore James Deen can now apply to be in a scene with him.

NOT SAFE FOR WORK

Anonymous said...

Jessica Simpson and her ex hubby Nick?

sandybrook said...

I wanted the glowed to be JLH. Tommy and Pam sounds right but you'd think she would be an expert from sucking that monster.

ethorne said...

Nick Lachey & Asslee 'BJ' Simpson

DewieTheBear said...

Maybe the Blind Gossip guy is writing here now. I've never under the use of asterisks for everything other there: s*x, c*caine, a*cohol. WTF is up with that?

sandybrook said...

*blower * spelchek troll

caralw said...

Richie Sambora/Heather Locklear

Not sure about the other actress.

VIPblonde said...

Wentz / Simpson / Trachtenberg

Meanie Rhysie said...

I want Blow-Jo*s!

SaintsFan said...

This was on another site but not a blind. It's Tommy Lee and Kimberly Stewart if you can imagine that one. Can't remember the site because I read too many.

SaintsFan said...

Just read the television part. The other site listed it as Kimberly Stewart. Not sure who Enty is saying. Sorry about that.

Little Miss Makes A Mess said...

The writer of this blog is a prepubescent boy, who makes up stories with his friends. They all sit around and cackle at the readers' willingness to believe ANYTHING they write. Mom will get mad if she finds out he's using adult language.

Unknown said...

Loads of people have said Kimberly Stewart is crazy in bed...

Seven of Eleven said...

LOL @Mal0ncholy Baby! They're like Joe's Os for grownups!

Unknown said...

Someone probably emailed the quote to Enty using "jo*s" and he just replaced the names with the descriptions. He does that with a lot of blinds.

Unknown said...

Or, he could be "a prepubescent boy, who makes up stories with his friends." Who knows, who cares?

TalksTooMuch said...

I thought I was having a baby brain moment, I could have sworn I just read this as a reveal

AKM said...

I read that Tommy Lee/Kimberly story somewhere, too.

Unknown said...

I can't quite place it but i'm sure this has been posted or revealed before.

WareCat said...

Count, is he not circumsized?
one of the slides made it look like he has a shar-pei.

Sophie Helene said...

There was a blind about KimStew being awesome as something sexual but I can't remember what.
Is she a B- mostly television actress?

lazyday603 said...

This is likely Tommy Lee Jones and Martha Stewart.

VIPblonde said...

Everyone is thinking of this reveal about Tommy Lee and Kimberly Stewart

This blind is about someone else, not Kimberly Stewart

High Heels said...

Dewie, Bg uses * to keep the advert money rolling in. Some companies don't like to be associated with naughty words and when they are censored, they don't appear if you try to google for example Bg + f-word. That's the reason I've heard.

Little Miss Makes A Mess said...

FUCK!!!!

parissucksliterally said...

Will you people just SHUT THE FUCK UP and GO TO ANOTHER SITE?

STOP RUINING IT FOR THE PEOPLE WHO LIKE TO COME HERE!

Fucking assholes.

Habibti said...

Nick Lachey! Dont know who gave him a BJ.

Little Miss Makes A Mess said...

No. And I'm extremely flattered that I've got such control over your enjoyment, PARIS! Blushing!

DewieTheBear said...

@High Heels, thank you! :)

@Paris, a-fucking-men and +1

Snapdragon said...

@Kno Won Uno -- Blow Jos sounds like the name of a third-rate brothel.

Alexa Rose said...

Tommy Lee and Carmen Electra? She did a few appearances on 90210.

nevermindthat said...

Blow Job is the only job I've never been fired from.

disenchanted said...

I think the shorter list of choices would be those who have not blown Tommy Lee.

Unknown said...

Thanks VIP= like your earlier guess also. Tratchenberg looks like she could do a number on a member:)

Little Miss Makes A Mess said...

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Big ups for solving the mystery!

PotPourri said...

I was thinking about somebody from Original 90210.

Unknown said...

richie sambora and denise richards

Little Miss Makes A Mess said...


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Count Jerkula said...

@WareCat: Nah, he's a Jew, he's cut. That just looked like the skin bunched up from tuggin.

Little Miss Makes A Mess said...

Monkeys Brains


This is disgusting primarily because of the very high risk of contracting fatal transmissible spongiform encephalopathies such as Variant Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease and other similar brain diseases. In parts of China, the monkey’s brain is eaten raw. While it is most likely an urban legend1, some people claim that monkeys’ brains are, or were, eaten from the head of a live monkey. Here is a common description:

The monkey’s head was supported by its neck in a bracket, two pieces of wood with a semicircular hole on each side such that when you put them together, they form a complete circle around the animal’s neck, allowing the head to be exposed above the plank. The hair around the head is shaven with a shaving razor. A small chisel and a hammer is used to quickly chisel a circle around the crown, and the top part of the skull is removed. A teaspoon is used to scoop up the brain, which is immediately eaten. This has to be done before the monkey dies.

WareCat said...

well thats a big fat DUH!
i forgot he was Jewish.
hopefully he doesn't catch the AIDS. he's funny, but seemed stuck up @ the AVN awards.

Little Miss Makes A Mess said...

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ac said...

If it's Tommy Lee, then Maite has got to be in there somewhere. She was on a show on VH1. Not quite sure it fits but just throwing that out there.

NaughtyNurse said...

I was thinking the same thing, texasrose. I know I've heard this before.

Kassandra said...

@nevermindthat - ditto that for me! Not to mention how surprised they are that i swallow; that's pretty much the clincher and future job security lol

parissucksliterally said...

Little Mess, it is just ANNOYING to have to scroll through your stupid fucking comments/diatribes.

I am NOT just speaking for myself when I tell you to go fuck yourself. I can guarantee that.

Rosemary Young said...

Here is the story Rach Around referenced...

http://m.vice.com/read/gays-v12n1

ms snarky said...

@paris - just ignore it. It will get bored and go away if it doesn't get any attention.

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