Wednesday, November 20, 2013

Australian Escorts May Not Get Windfall - Justin Bieber Shows There Might Be Canceled

With less than half of the tickets sold for Justin Bieber's eight show run through Australia which starts next week I would not be shocked if Justin suddenly comes down with an injury or illness or some other excuse which would get him out of appearing in the country. No one likes to play a show to a half empty crowd. Some of the venues don't even have half their tickets sold and promoters there are using an Australian version of Groupon to try and generate interest by selling tickets for half the original ticket price. Things have got so bad that the Groupon offer includes tickets in the first few rows which have not sold at all because no one wants little boy sweat flying all over them while they get judged whether they are over 18 and eligible to get named for Justin.

This is what happens as boy bands or teen sensations The Wonders get older. The 14 year old fans are now 18 and in college and more interested in other things than listening to Baby being sung for the millionth time. Justin doesn't have to worry that much. he has tons of money and when he starts his casino tours in a few years those same women will be in the middle of their first divorce and looking for some excitement and will relive their glory days with a much fatter and puffy Justin and comment that the years of drug and alcohol abuse have not been good to him but the good news he is still chest and pubic hair free.

17 comments:

Bacon Ranch said...

Yep, now they are 18 and need to get that whole "Morrissey" phase out of their system.

Kelly said...

Hahahaha! That doofus needs to be humbled.

AndrewBW said...

If they started offering an escort with each ticket sold they could kill two birds, so to speak, with one stone.

Marieeee said...

That picture. Hahaha.

rajahcat said...

can we just cancel all of his stuff?????? like forever?

boomom22 said...

Haha. I knew the day would come that his concert tickets would be on Groupon. My bet is that Miley's will be too.

High five for the the Wonders reference. I loved that movie.

MinMin said...

Can't wait for the 'where are they now' segment on Entertainment Tonight 10 years from now. He'll be BROKE and living on his mothers couch.

Unknown said...

that post was actually kind of inspired *slow clap*

Paint Chips said...

I knew things were fading for Justin when all the young teens went from being self-described Beliebers to Directioners.

califblondy said...

We moved on to One Direction when my girl was 8 or 9.

Jessie said...

Sorry Biebs, Australian girls prefer English men. One Direction took your fan base over here.

Anna Katherine Nonymous said...

That picture slays me!!! I love it.

trudi said...

The Australians must be thanked for starting what is hopefully a trend.

Unknown said...

Bieber was never that popular in Aust. 1D for better or worse have taken the 'it factor'.

Unknown said...

So proud to be an Aussie when I read this.
Let the rot stop here!

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