Sunday, November 17, 2013

Blind Items Revealed

May 23, 2013

This A list rapper said it was worth it to him because he always wanted to have sex with this former A list reality star/celebrity and now just an annoying name. Plus, if he makes a few bucks, then it will be a win/win. It is never a win/win when you have sex with her. Ever.

Lil Wayne/Paris Hilton

29 comments:

Kelly said...

That is a traumatic picture left in my head Enty!

OneEyeCharlie said...

Oh, Sweet Jeebus! Please say there's no sex tape of this being released.

MISCH said...

sure he has everything she has

witwritergirl said...

Oh how I wish I could unread that.

gee-gee said...

no winners here

surfer said...

Worth it to him? I guess if you want to be known for creating a new, antibiotic-resistant superbug.

La Descarada said...

Well...guess I'll be looking for that brain bleach right about now.

FrenchGirl said...

why to pay for having sex with Paris? it's free when you're a celebrity

Hammer_Girl said...

Forget the brain bleach, somebody give me a freaking lobotomy STAT!!

parissucksliterally said...

EEEEuuuwwww, I cannot believe she fucked Lil Wayne. I can see why he'd fuck her.

HannahBanana said...

& her single tanked!! Ha! Guess its more like a lose/lose huh, wheezy?

Sherry said...

Is he the one that looks like a gremlin? Ugh just ugh. Yeah pass the brain bleach.

auntliddy said...

Really need the brain bleach now! ugh!

auntliddy said...

Really need the brain bleach now! ugh!

Seven of Eleven said...

Even Adam Levine wants to know

Prolonged Exposure said...

In her only role which mattered, Paris Hilton took it like a dead, disinterested fish.

That doesn't look like a wise investment.

Count Jerkula said...

I never paid attention to Lil Wayne, just thought he had too many tats. Then I saw him holding a guitar in a performance on some award show and he started playing air guitar like he was rocking out. After that I been wishing he ODs on sizzurp.

For all the drugs she's done, Paris has aged very well. Especially when compared to Lohan.

8====D KermitGossnellKnobjob said...

This is like that old joke 'you cannot get AIDS twice'.

menadensch said...

Count, he will OD on Sizzurp. According to my celeb death chart, I have him dying in Feb 2015, right after Kirk Douglas.

The Real Dragon said...

Explains why he went to Hospital not to long ago.

Anonymous said...

that song they did together OMG

TalksTooMuch said...

I have respect for Lil Wayne as an artist, but find him about as sexually appealing as box of scabs. Let this be a lesson to up and coming fame chasers: right now it's all James Francos and John Mayers, some day it could be gremlins.

KellyLynn said...

A friend of mine from Belgium made a remark about how lucky Afrojack was to be schtupping Paris Hilton. I couldn't believe my eyes. It made even less sense that his friends/fans responded with similar statements.

I am pretty sure they can read English, so I am not sure why they don't think she's as vile as we do.

Count Jerkula said...

Paris Hilton played it like a porn whore. She held out on going interracial for awhile, allegedly dropping lines something like touching black people is yucky, then BOOM, she wraps her vagina around one when it will pop her sagging Q rating.

Anna Katherine Nonymous said...

not enough brain bleach in the world. they'd breed a superstrain of herp together. Think of the children!!!

di butler said...

Don't worry, Count. He hasn't stopped. I'm putting him up high on the Dead Pool for next year, and I've been doing great for last 3 yrs. It's only a matter of time.

c17 said...

No where does it say they ACTUALLY had sex. Proof or GTFO.

Aoife said...

I'm hoping c17 is right. They were out of brain bleach at the store.

Anonymous said...

@menadensch: awesome.

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